Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-10-06 at 3:05 AM UTC in Knashing of potporri
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm never gonna stop looking for magic.
2. 2018-10-06 at 2:46 AM UTC in Whatever happened to regular ol grocery store/elevator music?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ lol my restaurant job has a repetitive song playlist
3. 2018-10-06 at 2:27 AM UTC in Sitting on your anus
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I've recently begun this habbit where I slide my ass cheeks apart and sit on my bare anus when I'm sitting down in my chair. But now come to think of it, I should try to stop cause it seems kinda gay.
4. 2018-10-06 at 2:24 AM UTC in Whatever happened to regular ol grocery store/elevator music?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'd rather have eleator music or some shit like that playing while shopping than random ass songs... sometimes it makes it weird/uncomfortable if its some gay 60s music.
5. 2018-10-06 at 1:08 AM UTC in Doghouse - Bar & Grill
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What do you think of this place?
   
   https://g.co/kgs/SNpRVX
6. 2018-10-06 at 1 AM UTC in Doghouse - Bar & Grill
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   https://g.co/kgs/iRMm8i
   
   Looks like a nice place.
7. 2018-10-05 at 11:43 PM UTC in May any higher being(s) or force that can see thus messege please bestow upon me good fortune.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   There, that oughta do it.
8. 2018-10-05 at 10:06 PM UTC in People Don't Like Me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   a/s/l ?
9. 2018-10-05 at 9:45 PM UTC in Dying via nuke
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   mind = blown
10. 2018-10-05 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just a half a match head of pure heroin and you'd be dead.

    
    Then I got ripped off.
11. 2018-10-05 at 6:19 PM UTC in If somebody farted in a courtroom, would it be in the transcripts?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Another question... would the farter be held in contempt? If it was distruotive and the judge thought it was on purpose...
12. 2018-10-05 at 5:58 PM UTC in The grand canyon is another fractal
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Somebody else probably already noticed tho
13. 2018-10-05 at 4:15 PM UTC in My suicide note.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I didn't mean that guys, I was drunk :icon14:
14. 2018-10-05 at 6:06 AM UTC in My suicide note.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If I choose not to end my life right here and now, then all I'm doing is choosing a slower and longer death, because I'm gonna die anyways.
    
    -Shitfucker 💩
15. 2018-10-05 at 2:19 AM UTC in remember when mash wasn't an actual crazy person?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ As long as you can still ask yourself that question genuinely, you aren't. Hopefully.

    
    why hopefully?
16. 2018-10-05 at 1:20 AM UTC in Attention all departments, security check in secetion B"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    The ones I hear are pre recorded in the same announcer voice as the ads.
17. 2018-10-05 at 12:18 AM UTC in If somebody farted in a courtroom, would it be in the transcripts?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ?
18. 2018-10-04 at 10:51 PM UTC in Attention all departments, security check in secetion B"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *45 minutes later
    "Attention all departments, security check in the blue section"
    
    How do they have time to get shit done at kroger when they have to do those security checks all tne time? 🙄
19. 2018-10-04 at 8:23 PM UTC in This site's top 3 users who bring nothing at all to the table.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ur being too dramatic 💩
20. 2018-10-04 at 4:29 AM UTC in remember when mash wasn't an actual crazy person?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    What if you are and don't know?