Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   💩
2. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   fucker
3. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   shit
4. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   dick
5. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   needle
6. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   breath
7. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   penis
8. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   licker
9. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
   

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   penis
10. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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    spam thread thousands of times to commit suicide
11. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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    er
12. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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    suck
13. 2018-10-11 at 10:55 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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    cock
14. 2018-10-11 at 10:49 PM UTC in 🤢
    

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    🤮
15. 2018-10-11 at 10:43 PM UTC in Charlotte County firefighter accused of using spy camera to record house sitter in Sarasota
    

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    A Charlotte County firefighter planted a hidden camera in his bathroom to record the woman who was house-sitting for his family, the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office said.
    
    Perry R. Carter, 34, was arrested Friday on eight charges of video voyeurism.
    
    According to an affidavit, on Wednesday deputies were told the victim, a 23-year-old woman, had been recorded on a camera disguised as a speaker on a vanity countertop facing the shower in the master bedroom and bathroom.
    
    The victim acted as a house-sitter between June 2-10 for Carter and his wife while they were on vacation.
    
    Around Sept. 21, Carter's wife suspected he was having an affair and searched his cell phone and computer. On the computer, she found a file containing nude images and videos of the victim. She made copies of the data and gave it to the victim.
    
    Deputies said they found 61 video clips of the victim taken by the hidden camera.
    
    His bail was set at $28,000.

16. 2018-10-11 at 10:25 PM UTC in Why do I have a fuckin headache all the time?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I guess I might as well drink if im gonna have a headache anyways
17. 2018-10-11 at 8:14 PM UTC in You ever take a piss, and it's less than you thought?
    

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    I just took a piss and it felt like I woukd have pissed more
    
    Sometimes if I'm at work or something i'll hold it for a while to get it all conjured up so I don't take a piss only to have to piss again.
18. 2018-10-10 at 7:28 PM UTC in Lame niggas keep dat bar low! You can do better ya fuck!
    

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    Originally posted by aldra lol wat

    
    Just under 3x the legal limit 👌
19. 2018-10-10 at 5 PM UTC in Q: Whats the smartest thing come out of Einsteins cock?
    

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    A: A womans mouth
20. 2018-10-10 at 1:26 PM UTC in phone lighter smokes keys cellphone wallet hat
    

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    ^ Scratch that, I didn't