Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-10-12 at 7:11 AM UTC in All my life, people have been telling me they want to help me...
   

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   ...but the only way anybody can help me, is just fuckijg letting me have between Fifty and One hindred million dollars!!!!!!!!!
2. 2018-10-12 at 6:46 AM UTC in What if it suddenly came to light that the Beatles had commited sexual asault?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ Well, i dunno... like... what if suddenly a bunch of women came forward and claimed that the beatles had sexually assaulted them or something like that, and it was all over the news...would you believe it? After everything you heard your whole life about how great the beatles were?
3. 2018-10-12 at 6:35 AM UTC in What if it suddenly came to light that the Beatles had commited sexual asault?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Just a thought experiment.
4. 2018-10-12 at 6:27 AM UTC in Thomas the tank engine goes to space.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Lost as any other nigga in space.
5. 2018-10-12 at 6 AM UTC in I have 15-20 minutes to sober up
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ if you can do better...
6. 2018-10-12 at 5:42 AM UTC in Homebrew (sugar wine)
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I got into this shit today before it was properly complete and blueh 🤢, made me nauseous. I ain't fuckin with this shit again, even If it is fully finished. I went and got some 211.
7. 2018-10-12 at 5:38 AM UTC in Would you use an asswipe that a gross spider had crawled on?
   

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   ^ ?
8. 2018-10-12 at 4:31 AM UTC in Why do I have a fuckin headache all the time?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ I drink lots of water.
9. 2018-10-12 at 4:09 AM UTC in I have 15-20 minutes to sober up
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   do it dude... trust me
   
   (he might be a serial killer) 😱
10. 2018-10-12 at 3:15 AM UTC in I have 15-20 minutes to sober up
    

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    Lightweight.
11. 2018-10-12 at 2:51 AM UTC in Why do I have a fuckin headache all the time?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Could be because you don't drink enough water.

    
    Its not
12. 2018-10-11 at 11:50 PM UTC in Putting "good at bullshit'n" on your resume.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Use it for applying to be a salesman (?)
13. 2018-10-11 at 11:31 PM UTC in Call to arrest the ANTIFA domestic terrorists.
    

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    Militant libtards.
14. 2018-10-11 at 11:27 PM UTC in i seriously typed this with my nose
    

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    no typos on firsttry 👍
15. 2018-10-11 at 11:23 PM UTC in 
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL 

16. 2018-10-11 at 11:19 PM UTC in 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
    

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    goose
17. 2018-10-11 at 10:57 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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18. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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19. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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20. 2018-10-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in Every time you bump this thread, it shaves a week off of your lifespan.
    

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