Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-10-10 at 1:19 PM UTC in phone lighter smokes keys cellphone wallet hat
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I forgot my word I.D. today. Doesn't matter tho, theres a sign in sheet.
2. 2018-10-10 at 1:17 PM UTC in Whats the record for most times in a row a coin toss came up the same?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Google it for me.
3. 2018-10-10 at 1:44 AM UTC in Maple crown royal
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Sounds like proper flavor for whiskey, Im gonna try some :icon14: 👍
4. 2018-10-10 at 12:34 AM UTC in Couldn't make it as a wise nigga, couldn't cut it as a poor nigga stealin'
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   This is how, you remind me of what a nigga I really am.
5. 2018-10-09 at 9:22 PM UTC in Funny custom license plates
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   As of May 31, there were more than 300,000 personalized license plates in circulation, but the Secretary of State maintained a list of 27,401 configurations that were either preemptively deemed unacceptable or were requested by motorists but denied. The state's personalized plate policy broadly prohibits any configurations with a "connotation offensive to good taste and decency," and specifically prohibits references to drugs or alcohol, certain body parts, violence or disparaging phrases.
   
   The banned list includes:
   
   • Literally hundreds of variations of the f-word, including "FWORD" 
   • "ALCOHOL" and the misspelled "ALCAHOL," along with "ABEER,"  "BEEEER" (yes, four E's), "CHIVAS," "CUERVOS" and "VINOGAL" 
   • Hundreds of variations of body parts and things drivers apparently want done to or want to do to those body parts 
   • At least three references to avian fecal matter (maybe the motorists requesting those phrases thought it would prevent droppings on their car, the way dressing up like a goblin at Halloween is supposed to scare away evil spirits) 
   • Lots of hate, including hate for automakers — "H8FORD," "IH8GM," "H8HONDA," and the more general "H8MPORTS"; for politicians — "H8HILRY," "H8LBRLS," "H8LIBS," "H8GOP"; and the more personal, "H8EXWIF"; others would espouse tolerance but still run afoul of Secretary of State policies, like "H8H8RS" 
   • At least eight variants of "BOOGER" 
   • "ISPEED," "SPEEDR," and "TAILME" (the state apparently wants to discourage bad driving) 
   • Nine variations of "REDRUM" (that's "murder" backwards, as made famous by the Stephen King novel and Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining"); the list also bans "BLOOOD" and "BLOODY" 
   • Several racial slurs and epithets, including someone who just wanted to proclaim "RACIST"

6. 2018-10-09 at 8:35 PM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'd say 60/40 yes.
7. 2018-10-09 at 8:19 PM UTC in Starve In Heaven
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I can't make heads or tails of your posts.
8. 2018-10-09 at 5:47 PM UTC in do you enjoy scaring yourself ?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I watch scary short films sometimes.
9. 2018-10-09 at 2:38 AM UTC in All bible thumpers should die
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The bible isn't clear about anything.
10. 2018-10-08 at 11:19 PM UTC in Kavanaugh to be Impeached
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    op was wrong
11. 2018-10-08 at 11:16 PM UTC in Tigers should be extinct.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    And grizzly bears too, we don't need that shit roaming around out in the woods to make us afraid on our camping trips. It might mess up the food chain and ecosystems, but we'll still have enough food :icon14:
12. 2018-10-08 at 11:13 PM UTC in Tigers should be extinct.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    They kill/eat humans, thats reason enough. And yet people wanna save them from being extinct...like why? 🙄
13. 2018-10-08 at 3:50 AM UTC in Your Favorite Childhood Memory
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Couldn't tell ya, thats what I call the pre-historic time of my life. Probably eating ice cream, playing with toys, or something gay like that.
14. 2018-10-07 at 6:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If opium is easy to grow in north america is any heroin produced domestically?
15. 2018-10-07 at 3:33 AM UTC in A fart could be a scary thing hear.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    You mean frog 🐸
16. 2018-10-07 at 3:08 AM UTC in Have you ever done something unspeakable?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Care to speak of it if you have? You can remain anonymous.
17. 2018-10-07 at 2:37 AM UTC in Pound me into ash
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yeah you read that right, look it up. 💩
18. 2018-10-07 at 12:18 AM UTC in A fart could be a scary thing hear.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If youre in an abandoned building, ghost hunting or some shit, "are there any spirits or whatever in here?" *fart* 😱
19. 2018-10-06 at 11:45 PM UTC in Speedy Parker is the worst poster on NIS
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    💩
20. 2018-10-06 at 3:53 AM UTC in Seeing conan obrien
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut