Attention all departments, security check in secetion B"

1. 2018-10-04 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *45 minutes later
   "Attention all departments, security check in the blue section"
   
   How do they have time to get shit done at kroger when they have to do those security checks all tne time? 🙄
2. 2018-10-05 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 *45 minutes later
   "Attention all departments, security check in the blue section"
   
   How do they have time to get shit done at kroger when they have to do those security checks all tne time? 🙄

   
   you joking. right...?
3. 2018-10-05 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #3
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   That idiotic loss prevention tactic is as old as the hills. It's announced simply to scare shoplifters. But what it actually does is cause shoplifting, because all the shoplifters in the store figure security must be pretty busy, too busy to catch them pocketing a bunch of merch.
4. 2018-10-05 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL That idiotic loss prevention tactic is as old as the hills. It's announced simply to scare shoplifters. But what it actually does is cause shoplifting, because all the shoplifters in the store figure security must be pretty busy, too busy to catch them pocketing a bunch of merch.

   
   that.
   
   i laugh every time i hear it...especially considering the people who say it
   
   ive noticed they do it when there are riff-raff about.
   
   also...they do it when security isnt around because if it was around the peons wouldnt be playing paul-blart.
5. 2018-10-05 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The ones I hear are pre recorded in the same announcer voice as the ads.