Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-09-28 at 6:14 AM UTC in Getting a tattoo with incorrect medical data to troll first responders
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Get tattoos of a bunch of stich marks all over, if you ever get surgery...
2. 2018-09-28 at 5:30 AM UTC in $5 to whoever can guess my avatar
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Be a gentleman and give a hint.
3. 2018-09-28 at 4:26 AM UTC in Would pulling a gun on your mom be worse then pulling a knife?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Gun are more deadly & dangerous. right?, so would pulling a gun on your mom be worse than if it was a knife?
4. 2018-09-28 at 4:19 AM UTC in I'm never gonna stop drinking...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...Only take long breaks
5. 2018-09-28 at 3:37 AM UTC in If one of your parents commited sucide, would it mess with your head?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The hard problem of consciousness
6. 2018-09-28 at 3:11 AM UTC in If one of your parents commited sucide, would it mess with your head?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   You ol' knuckhead.
7. 2018-09-28 at 2:49 AM UTC in If one of your parents commited sucide, would it mess with your head?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   That'd be pretty fucked wouldn't it? 🤯
8. 2018-09-28 at 2:18 AM UTC in "Enough already, its a man"
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   "How would you know?
   
   Bitch...
   
   Not you ma I was talking about the dog"
   
   😂
9. 2018-09-28 at 12:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ send her a fan letter
10. 2018-09-27 at 11:56 PM UTC in Killing yourself
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS And I'd be dead, so I wouldn't care. Right? That's how it works?

    
    Or maybe see the whole thing from a higher dimension, as well as everyone you know and possibly a few hundred or thousands of others
11. 2018-09-27 at 10:08 PM UTC in Firing a full auto UZI is the first thing on my bucket list
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I don't actually have a bucket list cause they're gay, but if I did...
    
    
    
    
    
    Is that not the coolest shit?
12. 2018-09-27 at 9:13 PM UTC in What are you supposed to post on instagram?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    just...pictures of your adventures? Do you use your real name?
13. 2018-09-27 at 8:40 PM UTC in Killing yourself
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    -With a shotgun
    
    -Exit bag using nitrogen
    
    -overdose on fent/heroin/benzo or any combo of those
    
    -Laying my head on a railroad track when a fast train is coming
    
    -carbon monoxide asphixiafion with grilling charcoal
14. 2018-09-27 at 8:18 PM UTC in Post stuff that makes you laugh. Anything.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
15. 2018-09-26 at 4:54 PM UTC in Some people swear too fuckin much.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    They're like fuckin this, fuckin that, it's like... For fuck sake, motherfucker, cut the fuck down on that bullshit
16. 2018-09-26 at 12:50 PM UTC in Do people whiten the back of their teeth or just front?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'd just do the front...
17. 2018-09-26 at 1:48 AM UTC in Ban all schizophrenic users
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    after my parents die im just fuckin around til then
18. 2018-09-26 at 1:46 AM UTC in Ban all schizophrenic users
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    its a free country
19. 2018-09-26 at 1:43 AM UTC in Bill Cosby Gets minimum 3 years. 3-10
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    theyre jumping for joy on reddit
20. 2018-09-25 at 8:16 PM UTC in The penis mightier than the sword.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7s9f33/the_penis_mightier_than_the_sword/