2018-10-12 at 11:15 AM UTC
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HELP!!!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2018-10-12 at 11:13 AM UTC
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Dear Jesus Christ:
Deer Jesus Christ, just fyi i didnt call you a faggot thats this word enhancement thing on this site, peace
^ fine, i guess I wont blow my head off in front of my mom.
The sad thing is, she'll probably reference this later when im sober, and im gonna have to bite my tongue when i so badly wanna tell her to shut the fuck up,
^ nether of them do, just me
Today when I was buying my mega-millions ticket worth over $500 million dollars, I was thinkng...Why couldn't that all just be mine? Seriously, why not? Out of every single person who bought a ticket for tonights drawing, I need it the most. I've been fantasizing about it my whole fuckin life ever since I was 16...but sadly its just gonna get flushed down the toilet by getting claimed by a stupid work pool, or some random fuckface instead of ME, who both needs and deserves to win it the fuckin most...
...but, who knows, it ain't been drawn yet. and i could still win lmao. that would be funny if actually did.
...so, uh...yeah It was left at that... (i was and still am drunk) any ideas to mitigate this??
2018-10-12 at 8:43 AM UTC
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Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
my moms gay ass found out i been drinkin...any you assholes got any ideaas to downplay this shit?
necUse life isntlralmbullsjjr.
Seriously, why can't I? At this point after having fantasized and thought about how awesome it would be to be that rich...I don't even care, because I ain't ever gonna be that rich, so why should I care at all?
.........Seriously, why can't I have that much money? At the end of the day, I want to be a fucking multi-millionaire but everybody around me, even me.....
... *passes out* ............
.........
