Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-10-16 at 4:36 PM UTC in Say "Caucasian" backwards...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...what does it sound like
2. 2018-10-16 at 1:32 AM UTC in A website where you can search your lottery tickets numbers and see if someone else had the same numbers.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Whadya think? I think its got potentioal.
3. 2018-10-15 at 3:36 AM UTC in Homebrew (sugar wine)
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Maple crown royal next :icon14:
4. 2018-10-14 at 4:20 AM UTC in The Chris Gethard Show
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   aint heard of it
5. 2018-10-14 at 4:02 AM UTC in Cops everywhere
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   tell us what for
6. 2018-10-14 at 2 AM UTC in What if you NEVER washed your boxers?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I ain't buying condoms to jack off
7. 2018-10-14 at 1:45 AM UTC in What if you NEVER washed your boxers?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ ...By putting your dick through the front.
8. 2018-10-14 at 1:28 AM UTC in What if you NEVER washed your boxers?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What would all the semen start doing to them? It doesn't all 100% evaporate, if you never washed them...
9. 2018-10-13 at 10:30 PM UTC in norhing better than cold beer
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   malt licker.
10. 2018-10-13 at 10:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost Does anyone remember this bitch? And squeezy jibs?
    
    

    
    shes got some big eyes.
11. 2018-10-13 at 10:27 PM UTC in I remener the time I PM'ed Weed Smoker on zoklet when I was drunk.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I says "hey weed smoker i was thinking about making a username like yours call booze drinker"
    
    and he was like
    
    "actor who the fuck is you"
12. 2018-10-13 at 10:17 PM UTC in How easily do you get a boner? How well can you control your boner?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I mean by mentally stopping it.
13. 2018-10-13 at 9:47 PM UTC in Say a cop was also a part-time pizza delivery driver
    

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14. 2018-10-13 at 8:11 PM UTC in internet fart helmet
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Tele-smell isn't possible.
15. 2018-10-13 at 4:51 AM UTC in China is cancer on the world
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    They have spies everywhere (fact).
16. 2018-10-13 at 3:06 AM UTC in Bring back TSTM
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    It was a good thing, bring it back and just set up some limits/rules.
17. 2018-10-13 at 2:59 AM UTC in I just farted.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    it was a "light" fart.
18. 2018-10-13 at 2:27 AM UTC in For 5 YEARS me and Pablo Escobar were alive at the same time.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I think thats how i'll tell people how old I am for now on.
19. 2018-10-13 at 2 AM UTC in China is cancer on the world
    

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    Sum-Ting-Wong
20. 2018-10-13 at 1:27 AM UTC in Request users be banned here
    

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