Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-10-20 at 11:14 PM UTC in What would be worse?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Needs way more context and rules, otherwise the prison choice is too easy–take it and tolerate it until you can't, then just off yourself a far less painful way than the fire death would've been.
   
   Then again that's why more detail is needed. Depending on the nature of the fire, "burning alive" in it might take anywhere from 5 seconds to 5 hours, or way way longer even. I'd need to know how long my nerves would stay intact and how long I'd remain conscious.

   
   You just pointed out the loophole so now he can close it, nice going.
2. 2018-10-20 at 11:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Any of you shitfuckers that have mega-millions sold in your state, buy a few tickets., its over a fuckin billion. If you win remeber who reminded you to buy the ticket 💩
3. 2018-10-20 at 7:29 PM UTC in Nicotine makes me a better person
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Niccotine does absolutely nothing. Biggest placbo ever.
4. 2018-10-20 at 7:26 PM UTC in The_Donald actually has some pretty good content and comments.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   go check it out
5. 2018-10-20 at 7:18 PM UTC in What is the logic behind anti-holocaust denying laws?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Also, why the jedi holocaust and not other holocausts?
6. 2018-10-20 at 6:34 PM UTC in ATTENTION FBI
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Female-Body-Inspector
7. 2018-10-20 at 5:33 PM UTC in I think I'm gonna write to a few rich people asking for money.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost You should learn to manufacture drugs and then sell the drugs

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Or write to random rich people asking them for drugs.

   
   Sell drugs to rich people
8. 2018-10-20 at 5:18 PM UTC in I think I'm gonna write to a few rich people asking for money.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   My idea is to find huge as mansions on google maps and mail them a physical letter, really short and simple with no bullshit story or anything. Lol what jf it actually worked. How should I ask for payment? Should I put my bank account number, or paypal?
9. 2018-10-20 at 8:55 AM UTC in alcohol sucks
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   i got just as drunk as i usually always do tonight but for some reason it sucked...i threw up (lightly) for like 5 minnites and then it was over and I ate some food and kept it down. But who needs that shit? Those 5 - 10 minnutes of puking sucked.
10. 2018-10-20 at 6:05 AM UTC in I found a xanax bar I had hidden a while back today while I was looking for something else.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    That was a hallelujah :icon14:
11. 2018-10-19 at 5:36 PM UTC in My gimmick idea for a selling drugs
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Still illegal gambling
12. 2018-10-18 at 11:51 PM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...or docking? Just romantically love another guy but thats it? If so, there is a small chance I could be a Bi. It would have to be an open relationship deal with my boyfriend being cool with me getting around with girls/ladies.
13. 2018-10-18 at 11:22 PM UTC in kanyay west is a douche
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Not making thread cause of his recent going to the white house thing but because I just realized hes a douche and want to state it.
14. 2018-10-18 at 10:34 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Mugshot website?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    The owners of one of the main muhgshit sites got charged for extortion, so hopefully thise gay ass site are gone now :icon14:
15. 2018-10-18 at 4:21 AM UTC in The Government should pay me to fuck off
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Like a remote base station or something, i'll do indentured service there running the shit, all alone by myself. The payment will be a year of solitide.
16. 2018-10-18 at 3:53 AM UTC in The following countries are white;
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    why?
17. 2018-10-17 at 7:39 PM UTC in Dick balls pussy penis vagina tits juggs cock nuts cum cream pie stuffed
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    LOL! @ thread title
18. 2018-10-17 at 3:11 AM UTC in Clonazolam Review
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I tried that. Too strong of a good thing.
19. 2018-10-17 at 3:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Early this morning I woke up with my boxers soaked in semen, I had to change to a new pair before I went back to sleep (for comfort) I had a nocturnal emission and didn't remember a thing about squirting that big load.
20. 2018-10-16 at 8:49 PM UTC in Halloween thread
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut