Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-12-19 at 9:11 PM UTC in I had a wet dream 2 nights in a row.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Our body has its own intelligence, there must be a good reason for busting those loads.
2. 2018-12-19 at 7:13 AM UTC in Seasonal Affective Disorder
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Aspen?
3. 2018-12-19 at 6:58 AM UTC in I'm not autistic...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Unless it'll help me get outta some trouble
4. 2018-12-19 at 5:38 AM UTC in im gonna overdose suicide soonq
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Its been done
5. 2018-12-19 at 5:34 AM UTC in "Buying bread from a man in Brussels"
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ohhhhhh... 👌
6. 2018-12-19 at 5:28 AM UTC in "Buying bread from a man in Brussels"
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Where the fuck is Brussels in australia? It sounds like a familiar well known australian city but I can't find it on google maps, searching just takes me to brussels beligium.
7. 2018-12-19 at 5:19 AM UTC in Drinking half & half
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Thats stuffs good, why just for coffee?
8. 2018-12-19 at 5:08 AM UTC in Thanks party
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by esbity If you key a car, in life you'll go far.

   
   If you key a car, hope they don't find out who you are.
9. 2018-12-19 at 4:02 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I kinda like xanax's afterglow. its like you feel discoordinated but yet you have full coordination.
10. 2018-12-19 at 3:57 AM UTC in I tried to prank call Australia yesterday but my shitty phine service isn't international.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I was gonna be like "uh hello there, I got seperated from my buddy and he doesn't have his phone or the room key or know the room number, have you seen him around by any chance? He"s about Six foot four, uh... full of muscle... you know what, this will help". and then i was gonna play this:
11. 2018-12-18 at 6:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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12. 2018-12-18 at 4:49 AM UTC in Surreal images
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Search "surreal" on google images.
13. 2018-12-18 at 3:43 AM UTC in Do you still eat at McDonalds?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS McNuggets my dude.

    
    Remeber back in the day when they were "gross"?
14. 2018-12-18 at 3:37 AM UTC in Do you still eat at McDonalds?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    no
15. 2018-12-18 at 3:31 AM UTC in Next time somebidy asks a question with a "fuck" or "fuckin" in it...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    i dont know...do i
16. 2018-12-18 at 3:31 AM UTC in Is it a crime to spin around in circles and get into a vehicle and drive?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    oh. wait, yeah i guess it is..., (i realzed myself be4 u pointed out)
17. 2018-12-18 at 3:27 AM UTC in Next time somebidy asks a question with a "fuck" or "fuckin" in it...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ FUCK IF I KNOW!

    
    
18. 2018-12-18 at 3:25 AM UTC in Is it a crime to spin around in circles and get into a vehicle and drive?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    It ain't impaired driving or distracted driving...
19. 2018-12-18 at 2:51 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse3.com I noticed my bag of emergency xanax is missing all but one.

    
    nuff said
20. 2018-12-18 at 2:47 AM UTC in Next time somebidy asks a question with a "fuck" or "fuckin" in it...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    be like... "fuck if I know".