Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-12-25 at 5:59 PM UTC in My girlfriend wishes that I was packing more heat...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Just buy a magnum and put some honey on your dick to hold it on.
2. 2018-12-25 at 5:54 PM UTC in How offen do you adjust your ballsack / dick?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Yeah, but my ballsack is just gonna get saggy again
3. 2018-12-25 at 5:52 PM UTC in Would you?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I think i would I guess, i'd probably regret it later, but worth it.
4. 2018-12-25 at 5:42 PM UTC in How offen do you adjust your ballsack / dick?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Having balls is a bitch sometimes.
5. 2018-12-25 at 5:31 PM UTC in What happened to Malice?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box death is unfortunately, not an escape. suicide is just a way to intensify every suffering you have.

   
   
6. 2018-12-25 at 5:21 PM UTC in What happened to Malice?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Commited suicide with Phenobarbital. I wish I had asked him for his source so I coulda followed his lead
7. 2018-12-25 at 5:14 PM UTC in Liquor to infinity
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra drop acid and go to midnight mass

   
   Gets you closer to God :icon14:
8. 2018-12-25 at 4:54 PM UTC in WHITE RACE RULES!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   We are a good race 👍 :icon14:
9. 2018-12-25 at 4:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Lanny is such a dang ol' son'bitch...
   
   Marrry chris-mas
10. 2018-12-25 at 4:10 PM UTC in Wtf everything is closed
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ or speedway
11. 2018-12-25 at 4:09 PM UTC in Ho Ho Ho ya Hoes! 🌲
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *slaps Technologist's ass*
12. 2018-12-25 at 4:07 PM UTC in *farts*
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just fuck me already...
13. 2018-12-25 at 3:51 PM UTC in The thought of something happening to my testicles gets to me sometimes
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    There should be a skull or some shit protecting those motherfuckers... Also pretty much any thought that has to do with my junk being fucked with gets to me. And if I was girl and I had a pussy instead of a dick & balls I don't think that kinda shit would bother me as much.
14. 2018-12-25 at 3:31 PM UTC in I'll Ramshack with Rizzo in a Tent
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    My boner is what keeps it up 👍
15. 2018-12-25 at 3:20 PM UTC in I ❤️ my cat.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Even though she murders innocent birds, and growls & claws at me when I pet her sometimes, she sometimes comes to me on on ner own when im in bed.
    
    Gray cat ❤️
16. 2018-12-25 at 2:59 PM UTC in I'm so fuckin hungover right now....
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    its pretty bad guys, i will likely puke
17. 2018-12-25 at 2:58 PM UTC in I'm so fuckin hungover right now....
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    christmaass :
18. 2018-12-25 at 7:07 AM UTC in *farts*
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    when im throwing up later
19. 2018-12-25 at 7:03 AM UTC in *farts*
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yay!!! I made it back and didn't get busted! This'll be one to remember.
20. 2018-12-25 at 6:15 AM UTC in *farts*
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...and yes is all I needed to hear