Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-12-18 at 2:41 AM UTC in Does anyone here actually get WEIRD?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   yeah but more like doing subtle pranks & stuff
2. 2018-12-18 at 2:37 AM UTC in Transplants destroying San Francisco History
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Fuckin mcmansions :icon13:
3. 2018-12-18 at 2:31 AM UTC in Any shit you can fuck I can fuck better, I can fuck any shit better than you.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Like it was my job.
4. 2018-12-18 at 2:21 AM UTC in Any shit you can fuck I can fuck better, I can fuck any shit better than you.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Rest stop outhouse shit 💩
5. 2018-12-18 at 1:57 AM UTC in Any shit you can fuck I can fuck better, I can fuck any shit better than you.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   [no you cant]
   Yes I can 💩
   [no you can't]
   Yes I can, yes I can 💩💩
6. 2018-12-18 at 1:13 AM UTC in When you call customer service and a BLACK customer service rep answers...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ask her if shes from Iraq...cause you wanna see her Baghdad ass up.
7. 2018-12-18 at 1:04 AM UTC in If you have more than one cock in your mouth at any given moment...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What if one is your own?
8. 2018-12-15 at 11:56 PM UTC in my greatest joy is youtube channels with 10 subscribers and 100 views at most
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Some of those are actually alright.
9. 2018-12-15 at 6:22 AM UTC in How do our brains figure out how imitate sounds with our mouths?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   How is it able to coordinate that?
10. 2018-12-15 at 5:46 AM UTC in Nannnggg...wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo wshoo
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Thats what i'm galking about :icon14:
11. 2018-12-15 at 5:18 AM UTC in Take a hot bath as hot as you can stand and stay in as long as you can.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    The relief when you get out is nice.
    
    Also, stay in as long as you can and then listen to a song and tell yourself you can get out when its done. The song will sound slower.
12. 2018-12-15 at 5:13 AM UTC in ITT: We speak only mono-syllabically
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    My dick is not hard. So its soft.
13. 2018-12-15 at 3:56 AM UTC in Semen experiments.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    1. Mix some iron shavings into semen and see if the semen gets pulled by a magnet.
    2. Combine semen with superglue and see what the result is.
    3. Vacuum seal fresh semen and store it at room tempature and open it at later times and see what it looks and smells like
14. 2018-12-14 at 6:41 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
15. 2018-12-14 at 5:45 AM UTC in If you had unlimited resources
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    1. Build a big command center and purchase a shitload of state of the art spy equiptment, drones, etc
    2. Have trained teams ready to stand by and follow orders I give, ready to go anywhere I say at any time
    3. Have them spy on people, do pranks, subtle things to mess with them, basically make gang stalking a real thing
16. 2018-12-12 at 10:52 AM UTC in I've been ripping some smooth but rough farts tonight.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    No just the common expression of releasing a fart "let one rip".
17. 2018-12-12 at 10:48 AM UTC in I've been ripping some smooth but rough farts tonight.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    🏅
18. 2018-12-09 at 4:46 AM UTC in eBagger
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    i saw a guy who kinda looked like him at the store today
19. 2018-12-09 at 4:35 AM UTC in One time
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    that musta been a motherfucker
20. 2018-12-09 at 3:26 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks This was back when burner phones were a thing.

    
    they're extinct now?