Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-12-09 at 3:19 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ Put Bill Gates for a refrence. They won't be able to reach him to verify.
2. 2018-12-09 at 3:12 AM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano On heroin, or seeking heroin yeah.
   Not that I do that anymore.

   
   Lol :icon14:
3. 2018-12-09 at 3:12 AM UTC in Are you good at job interviews?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   well, i've gotten jobs after being interviewed, so I must be
4. 2018-12-09 at 3:09 AM UTC in If its the thought that counts...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...then just grab some random bullshit for their gift, you don't gotta think about it, cause it doesn't matter what it is, cause its just the thought that counts
5. 2018-12-09 at 3:02 AM UTC in When you hear of bank robberies, do you wish for robber to not be caught?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...I do
6. 2018-12-09 at 2:58 AM UTC in Everything is in a contant state of change...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Nothing stays the same.
7. 2018-12-09 at 2:43 AM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I wanna believe i'd be fearless and that I would look all cool and shit if I had to do some gunslingin for whatever reason, but its more likely that'd be hiding or running praying my ass off to not get hit, and shaking and unable to think or focus
8. 2018-12-09 at 2:23 AM UTC in Ode to MOON PERSONs
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i have once have at work when i was 16, and the guy from the meat market went into the stall while i was washing my hands and he calmly got some tp and wiped it down before taking a shit, i was so freaked out and have never done that again in my entire life.

   
   LOL you've told that tale so many times now.
9. 2018-12-09 at 2:22 AM UTC in We wish you a shitty christmas, we wish you a shitty christmas...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   hanukkah
10. 2018-12-09 at 2:21 AM UTC in We wish you a shitty christmas, we wish you a shitty christmas...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    We wish you a shitty christmas and fucked up new year!
11. 2018-12-09 at 2:09 AM UTC in I guess that box of ice cream I ate a month ago was worth it.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Cause I didn't gain any weight, so it made no didference :icon14:
12. 2018-12-09 at 1:21 AM UTC in Hazard a guess at what Sploo is up to lately.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Assaulting someone and getting charged this time.
13. 2018-12-09 at 1:19 AM UTC in The best I could is some heroin addict
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    So...where couldna I meet some heroin addict, thats not hideous?
14. 2018-12-08 at 10:39 PM UTC in Google captchas gettings absurdly difficult
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost Maybe you are all robots

    
    Thats bullshit, why should robots be discrimated.
15. 2018-12-08 at 10:26 PM UTC in Google captchas gettings absurdly difficult
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Or you click the to hear it spoken, and the sound is just total gobbledygook
16. 2018-12-08 at 4:20 AM UTC in Christmas tree oh Christmas tree..
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    if its a real tree from outside spray it with raid to make sure insect eggs don't hatch.
17. 2018-12-08 at 1:10 AM UTC in I Literally LOL @ this
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    at 6:35 - 6:54, "he fucks me in the ass".
    
18. 2018-12-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in white woman arrested for forcibly cutting students hair [VIDEO IN LINK]
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    HS teacher, nuff said.
19. 2018-12-07 at 5:35 AM UTC in Jug filled with hot water = foot warmer.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    You're fuckin welcome if you were gonna buy a foot warmer.
20. 2018-12-07 at 12:27 AM UTC in Have you ever resided in a trailer park?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Was it nice, with a pool or clubhouse?