2018-12-25 at 6:09 AM UTC
in
*farts*
30, live with my mom, shes out in the liviingroom but if im quiet enough when i fuck with the windiw im good.
2018-12-25 at 6:07 AM UTC
in
*farts*
if the store is still open at this hour on techically christ-mas (i'll call to male sure) i'll 80% get away with it...
2018-12-25 at 6:03 AM UTC
in
*farts*
Should I get an uber and go out my window for some more booze, even if i might get caught?
...Uhh, actually now that his dick is right here in front of my face... nevermind fuck it ...
2018-12-25 at 4:58 AM UTC
in
Santorumed the bed again
Thats all you have to say about it? *cocks shotgun*
2018-12-25 at 4:52 AM UTC
in
Santorumed the bed again
Hey beo, hows it going? (bro to bro). I've been seriously deliberating commiting suicide lately.
It ain't my fault, you are what you :icon14:
Good work, kidneys/liver/heart/lungs/testicles :icon14:
Just...semen, researching fuckin semen. Gas-spectrometers on its makeup, hundreds...or thousands of vials of loads, shipments of fresh semen coming daily...all working tirelessly to find out more information we don't know yet, about...Semen.
Who decides / how do they decide they're done researching something anyhow?
2018-12-24 at 8:19 AM UTC
in
I'M DRUNK!!!!!!!!!
Only making a "big announcement" cause I ain't been drunk in a few days more than a month til nao. :icon14: ๐
Better to be wrong and let a kidnapper (usually the parent without permission) get away than be wrong and have an innocent person get pulled over and let go.
and what animals usaly bang what other animal?
...or if i'm creamted (probably), Put my ashes in a whip cream dispenser, load a couple nitrous chargers, shake it up and spray my ashes in the hawaiian countryside...well i'm not 100% sure where yet, but I am 100% sure I want them sprayed out of a whip cream dispenser with nitrous oxide :icon14:
Go ahead and put some glitter in there too
...thats wheeere you'll never go, to get away from it all...
...down in kokomo ๐๐ญ๐ฐ
