I tried to prank call Australia yesterday but my shitty phine service isn't international.

1. 2018-12-19 at 3:57 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I was gonna be like "uh hello there, I got seperated from my buddy and he doesn't have his phone or the room key or know the room number, have you seen him around by any chance? He"s about Six foot four, uh... full of muscle... you know what, this will help". and then i was gonna play this:
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   • tee hee hee
2. 2018-12-20 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Phine service is fine service.
3. 2018-12-20 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Which way does your toilet flush?
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4. 2018-12-20 at 2:37 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Use Skype next time.
5. 2018-12-20 at 2:45 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Nine hundred dollarydoos?
   
   I'm going to bring this up with me member of parliament.
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