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My girlfriend wishes that I was packing more heat...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, she's looking for a .57 Magnum... and all I got is a measly .22.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  3. #3
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just buy a magnum and put some honey on your dick to hold it on.
  4. #4
    Your pocket pussy talks??
  5. #5
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Tell her to call me back when you get a chance so I can play with her and she can come to the house tomorrow night and we can get a ticket for less than 1000 hours for the weekend or something
  6. #6
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You call him your girlfriend because he identifies as a woman?
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