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2023-09-13 at 7:55 AM UTC in Which way do you wipe your butt?
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2023-09-12 at 6:13 PM UTC in Which way do you wipe your butt?If I do a sticky shit I try to use the shower to wash it off wherever possible.
Fona when I was at your place I was still recovering from some godawful Irish oyster food poisoning.
That, combined with American fast food, and you wouldn't have even been able to mentally process some of the craps I took at your place.
Like a volcano of clay.
Goddam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-12 at 12:38 PM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical ProblemSince I don't have to eat, I don't have to shit. Since I don't have to shit, I don't have to wipe.
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2023-09-12 at 12:18 PM UTC in Which way do you wipe your butt?Dabbing should be an option.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-11 at 8:20 PM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical Problemsuddenly im doing great in life
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2023-09-10 at 4:09 PM UTC in Brady Raphael is a dumb name. *P.I. LEAK*just sent him an axtra large pizza from lous, paid for and everything and then sent him a door dash with a 2L of cola oh man he's gonna fukkken flip the fuck outThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-09 at 9:13 PM UTC in New wood and crack rocks (Fona Edition)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-08 at 8:07 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?Look at that thigh gap...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 5:03 PM UTC in 🎈 Throwing a Birthday Party for the Kid 🎂Put weed in her birthday cakeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 3:37 PM UTC in 🎈 Throwing a Birthday Party for the Kid 🎂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 3:34 PM UTC in 🎈 Throwing a Birthday Party for the Kid 🎂
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2023-08-28 at 7:53 PM UTC in Fona's weekend 8/26 - 8/27 2023elon who
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2023-08-28 at 12:11 AM UTC in Fona's weekend 8/26 - 8/27 2023
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood post more pics of that headless demon spawn grown from another mans cum
Envy is the religion of mediocre losers ⬆️.
It comforts them, soothes their worthlessness, and finally it rots what’s left of their souls, allowing them to justify criticizing those they’re jealous of while attempting to mask their meaningless lives.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 11:55 PM UTC in Akward shit with GGBasically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.
I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.
GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.
GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.
She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.
I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.
GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.
I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.
I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.
So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".
She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 5:05 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangle
Originally posted by Bradley (Donald Trump) and one lives in Ohio (Fona) and they have never met in person, nor know any of the same females.
They met a couple of months ago when donald stayed with him on his US vacation.
Fona did a thread about it with photos.
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2023-08-23 at 5:05 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangleI think Donald Trump is the most attractive of the three.
Fonaplats is the nicest of the three.
and Paul Wozny/beighwarlock/pete green is a convicted child molester.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 5:03 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangleOH and to clear fonaplats of involvement, he's neither dating the old asian lady that divorced Paul Wozny nor is he with a parasitic ukrainian leach that never gives my boy pussy cuz she's allergic to cum, allergic to latex, allergic to sex (despite having sex with him before when they initially met) and any other excuse to not fuck.
Fonaplats being the nicest person on this website (his alt being the second nicest) told us naively about his first girlfriend, buying her a couch, a 14,000$ bed (or some shit it was really expensive) and fixing her house, she got tired of him, punched him a couple times and made him leave her newly furnished, remodeled house. Her name was Chelle or Chell, "chell's couch" brings up a lot of funny threads relating to him spending a ridiculous amount of money on furniture he will never see again after they broke up.
now he doesn't talk about his relationship very much since he doesn't want everyone to talk about it and lol at the (mostly) funny parts.
Also one lives in Arizona/California (wozny), one lives in England (Donald Trump) and one lives in Ohio (Fona) and they have never met in person, nor know any of the same females.
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2023-08-23 at 4:52 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangle
Originally posted by Cowboy2013 So Donald Trump and fonoplats were both with GG?
No fona gg and donald are no way related...other than donald visited fona recently on his US vacation. (I believe).
Fona has his own woman unrelated to anyone here, is a good guy and shouldn't be referenced with the mentioned 2 degenerates.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 3:54 AM UTC in Exhaust leakthx bruhv come back when your gay post limit gets lifted because we welcome all types here and were excited about youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-22 at 8:33 PM UTC in Old person tv problems (make a bet) FIXED AND REALThe wrong sauce.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
