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Posts That Were Thanked by Fonaplats

  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^retard
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    good work fona
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  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Denver Bronco logo tatt, neck tatt, fucks little kids, roommate with a 50 something year old rapist.

    But I bet his mom is proud of the cross with "mom" tatt.
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER It was just disappointing that there’s no apparent reason for me to be feeling as awful as I do. Lol.

    Maybe too much processed food in your diet.
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  5. Trump literally spent all day posting on twitter today. White house said he couldn't show up to court because he was working hard. Lmao.

    I could be president easily.
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  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    For the second time, you faggot democrats have no idea what you are talking about and nothing is going to happen
    Typical tds
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  7. The Accusation:

    President trump held Congressionally approved military aid and used the power of his office to ask a foreign leader to announce an investigation into 2020 Democrat Presidential candidate, Joe Biden.


    The Evidence:

    The call memorandum - https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Unclassified09.2019.pdf

    trump's on-camera confession on the White House lawn that he wanted Ukraine to investigate the Biden's - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Q67tAUiMg

    Mick Mulvaney's on-camera confession that there was in fact a quid pro quo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brFcfOXjVo

    Text messages corroborating that aid was being withheld until the investigation was announced - https://foreignaffairs.house.gov/_cache/files/a/4/a4a91fab-99cd-4eb9-9c6c-ec1c586494b9/621801458E982E9903839ABC7404A917.chairmen-letter-on-state-departmnent-texts-10-03-19.pdf

    trump cut anti-corruption funding - https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-proposed-major-cut-state-department-program-corruption-2019-10

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2019/10/23/trump-administration-sought-billions-dollars-cuts-programs-aimed-fighting-corruption-ukraine-abroad/

    https://www.salon.com/2019/10/23/trump-tried-to-cut-millions-from-ukraine-anti-corruption-efforts-said-he-was-fighting-corruption/


    Testimony from career diplomats corroborating that aid was being withheld until the investigation was announced.

    Yovanovitch
    Vindman & Williams
    Hills & Holmes Testimony
    Sondland Testimony
    Taylor & Kent Testimony

    Ukraine call summary was moved to classified server....by accident - https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/29/us/politics/alexander-vindman-trump-ukraine.html

    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/wh-lawyer-accused-moving-trump-transcript-secret-server

    https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/10/31/after-hearing-concerns-about-trump-ukraine-call-white-house-lawyer-rushed-hide


    Neither Republican controlled House nor the White House raised corruption or the Bidens before releasing aid in 2018 - https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/20/politics/us-defensive-aid-ukraine/index.html

    https://thehill.com/policy/defense/398123-us-to-provide-additional-200-million-in-defensive-aid-to-ukraine



    The Defense:

    The process is unfair: Republicans changed the House rules in 2015 - https://www.politico.com/story/2015/02/democrats-criticize-house-gop-subpoena-rules-115068


    The aid was released (after they got caught) - August 28: Politico publishes article about aid being on hold. September 9: House launches investigation, September 11: Aid is released - https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/curious-release-military-aid-ukraine-n1082256

    September 30: End of fiscal year. Defense Dept. had to spend the military aid or lose it. trump did't have much time. https://www.justsecurity.org/66767/exclusive-white-house-ignored-pentagon-warning-on-ukraine-funding/


    No investigation was announced or started (because they got caught & because the aid was released after they got caught) - https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/07/world/europe/ukraine-trump-zelensky.html


    The victim, whose country still depends on U.S. aid, says he's not a victim.

    No fact witnesses (blocked by trump) - https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/11/14/impeachment-hearings-donald-trump-blocks-firsthand-witnesses-editorials-debates/4195846002/

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-defends-move-to-block-testimony-of-top-admin-officials-in-impeachment-inquiry-says-he-is-protecting-office-of-the-presidency

    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/11/trump-absolute-immunity-and-supreme-court/602665/


    No evidence (see above + subpoenas blocked by trump). https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-state-department-ukraine-records_n_5df46840e4b047e8889d7890

    https://www.axios.com/judge-orders-ukraine-aid-records-released-trump-impeachment-991bd47b-2f8a-43bf-bf41-3aee3eb0a546.html


    Democrats wanting to impeach since day one.

    The process is going too fast.

    We couldn't question the author of the House Judiciary Committee report.

    A republican house member was caught communicating with president's personal attorney regarding Ukraine.

    Ukraine was corrupt (The appropriate channels had cleared Ukraine; 2017 & 2018 aid was released) - https://www.justsecurity.org/66767/exclusive-white-house-ignored-pentagon-warning-on-ukraine-funding/


    Couldn't interview the whistleblower.

    trump was only fighting corruption (let us see his anti-corruption agenda) -

    trump rolls back anti-corruption efforts in oil industry - https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-trump-administration-rolls-back-anti-corruption-efforts-in-the-oil-industry

    trump wanted to weaken Foreign Corruption Practices Act - https://qz.com/927217/one-of-the-worlds-best-weapons-against-bribery-and-corruption-is-under-threat-from-trump/

    trump illegally used charity foundation, pays $2 million - https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/11/08/trump-foundation-saga-troubled-charity-ends-2-million-judgment/2532798001/

    trump sham university, pays $25 million - https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/federal-court-approves-25-million-trump-university-settlement-n845181

    trump companies accused of tax evasion in Panama - https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-companies-accused-tax-evasion-panama

    how trump inherited his money - https://www.businessinsider.com/new-york-times-trump-tax-fraud-father-fred-inheritance-2018-10

    profitable to lenders, less profitable to tax officials - https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-inc-podcast-never-before-seen-trump-tax-documents-show-major-inconsistencies


    Individual 1 - https://www.vox.com/2019/2/27/18243038/individual-1-cohen-trump-mueller
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood why do you have a giant lulzy king painting and how much do you want for it

    FOR TEH LULZ
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    why do you have a giant lulzy king painting and how much do you want for it
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  10. Originally posted by AngryIVer Either way it's money that could have went towards bills, not to mention:



    That's another $25 right there, so he could have put $45 towards his $289 electric bill.

    bills come once every months, a 25$ TV appears once in a lifetime.
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Shit you cant even stick your dick into a toaster and make money anymore,how the hella are you going to monetize this shithole.
    Hey Fona learn a skill and make money that's the only way you are going to get ahead.And then its still a shit show.
    Do yourself a favor and DON'T HAVE KIDS.
    Your life would be truly over if you ever reproduced,not because you are not worth it but the financial burden would KILL you.

    He could sell his bath water to older women.
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  12. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats But I just spent all the HSA money buying people insoles for Christmas.

    did you buy a cane?

    Originally posted by Octavian

    I thought that was a kid with down syndrome when I paused my scrolling on her forehead

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr damn… you ever wipe/clean your table? you prolly never wipe your ass… either!

    piggy.

    He has a bidet.
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  13. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Then where the fuck is it?!? This is news to me!

    Yours is probably in some dude’s butthole.
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  14. Originally posted by Fuck Your World OK. I doubt it's broken.

    Yet maybe it is. or fractured. hairline fracture.

    Fona.. unless it's a compound fucking fracture (Bone sticking out by ripping through your flesh).. you just tape the fucking thing to the pinky. literally use your fucking pinky as the splint.

    I bet it's bruised or sprained. still tape it to the pinky.

    Yeah just rearrange the entire hand
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  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    i want to add a n to the beginning of your name and a r at the end
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  16. iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World He's a dark-op S.A

    now that i think about it, fona would have made an excellent sylvester stallone "Rambo."

    i could see him carrying a military issued special ops pack with thread and needle to sew up his cuts and shit.

    and then have a polaroid to take pictures.
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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i didn't click because comedy central is really bad. But isn't that the gont from the whytest kids you know?
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    For me it's Modelo..
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  19. Bueno motherfucker
    After browning out meat slick, season it with:
    Chili powder
    Paprika
    Cumin
    Onion powder
    Garlic powder


    Get the air-fryer ready, layer out chips, slick, cheese, and refried beans.


    Top with onions, smetana, cilantro, jalapenos:



    Thanks for watching: COOKING WITH THE BEENS

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  20. Bueno motherfucker
    Tonight, we are making nachos.

    Lets start with cracking a cold one:


    We want to brown one meat slick:


    While the beef is browning, lets get our blade ready for our onions:



    Dont forget the cilantro:
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