everyone pray for fonaplats soul may Luce give us strength and purity PMΔ
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This is punishment for ordering every dessert on the menu
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I am scared. u should be
Never before have I gotten a filling.
Will it hurt? very much
What should I expect? advil
Any advice/ words of comfort will be greatly appreciated. just get them pulled
Also accepting prayers. jebus be wit u
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It'll be fine, don't be a pussy. I've had a few, it doesn't hurt at all it's just uncomfortable but you're used to keeping your mouth wide open for extended periods of time so
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Interested in pettingb your dog.
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Welp my internalized misogyny has finally gotten the better of me. Me and my deformed tit will be moving into my new home this week. Lanny and I will no longer be living together, but he has generously decided he will maintain contact with me. I assume this is bc my new neighborhood has a fancy pool. And I’m also considering putting in a backyard bar and grill. Men are unbelievable.
Anyways, I’m gonna work really hard on being a better feminist. Or housewife. Idk.
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2024-10-20 at 5:49 AM UTC
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My day today.
Today i woke up later than usual, felt pretty good so i cleaned my room a bit and played with the cats since i was home alone.
My dad came home and i hung out with him and his friend. His friend told me if i ever need somewhere to go i can go to his house because he has a lot of land i can walk around on. After they smoked a bit and i played with the cats we went to the gas station, my dad’s friend bought me an energy drink and then we took him home.
After we took him home my dad and i went to walmart to buy my sister a birthday present, i got her a stuffed animal and a piggy bank. After walmart my dad and i went home so he could change clothes and i put the gifts in a bag.
As we were leaving to go to my mom’s house, my grandmother and dad’s other daughter pulled into driveway and i got the card and gift my mom got for my sister. I went to see my mom after that to give her turtle and recipe books. When we got home i put my new drink in the refrigerator and then we left for my sister’s birthday party, i left early with my dad so he could clean his shoe and i shower.
After that we picked up my friend for homecoming, i decided to go to homecoming and i just sat in a corner by food for 2-3 hours. Now im home watching scary movies with my belly growling every 2 seconds
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Leftover supreme pizza with marinara and garlic butter
Also iced boba tea. Here is the best recipe:
8 OZ fresh brewed black tea.
Add brown sugar boba
Add 1/2 cup milk tea mix and stir until fully dissolved.
Add milk to taste (you'll get it right after a few times).
8 OZ ice.
Top with nutmeg and cinnamon.
Great drink. Will make you fat though, not drink it often.
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2024-10-17 at 12:26 PM UTC
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Male Hormones/TRT
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
…is basically word of the day then? 2nd post I see of yours today and there it is!
Go get your testosterone level tested girlfriend before you start fucking with things…your symptoms sound like regular aging…basically.
Care2share?
Do you buy a cup of diet coke on your commute to work everyday?
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2024-10-15 at 2:56 PM UTC
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i made a mc launcher
i made a mc launcher
it doesnt have that many features atm but ill be adding more soon
if anyone wants to try it out its on my github
https://github.com/xorsirenz/cherrylauncher
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
This seems kinda retarded.
Try it then, fag
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Originally posted by Crispy
I can do a jumping jack, i cant do a pushup, never have been able to. My biceps and triceps arent strong enough to lift me off the ground because im skinnier than you
Crispy only fat fucks can’t do a single push up…
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2024-10-13 at 1:09 AM UTC
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What is Benzedrex?
I've been thinking about drinking lately. I think I'm going to call my sponsor tomorrow and talk to him about this
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2024-10-13 at 12:57 AM UTC
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What is Benzedrex?
Hypertension, arrhythmia, stroke. You already have a resting heart rate that bounces from 55 to 155 from light activity like standing or walking. You're gonna fuckin die.
Can also be neurotoxic and cause psychosis.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
^on right
He's this cool AF guy from Chicagoland
LMAO FUCKIN TWINK!!! Only good looking person in pic is andrei, the other 2 look like faggots
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I think I got fired today
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Originally posted by Bradley
Rosha.bo dissociation joe seller died and Fonaplats wrote the best obituary.
Please b update this
I had an AI obit ready for you in Milton.
Bradley B, 33, of Miami (originally from the thrilling metropolis of Wisconsin), has finally found his permanent vacation in the great beyond, courtesy of Hurricane Whatever-His-Name-Was. A pioneer in the fine art of living life on the edge—preferably while basking in neon lights, clad in fabulous outfits—Bradley’s hobbies included rigorous couch surfing, fine dining on takeout drugs, and splendidly dodging responsibility. Known for his unmatched ability to turn any gathering into a hurricane of chaos, he leaves behind a legacy of questionable decisions and an impressive collection of one-liners. We can only hope that in the afterlife, he finds the idyllic weather he so desperately sought while expertly ignoring every weather warning. Farewell, Bradley; may you forever dance like no one's watching, except this time, perhaps the weather will be kinder.
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Yeah, I got Chlamydia from doing an old Romanian hooker without a condom once. It cleared up with doxycycline. STDs are generally over hyped imo.
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