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2025-01-24 at 6:51 PM UTC in I took today off workHave you been watching RAW? I am down to play anarchy MC just log in to constantiam.org and press f3 and then send me ur coordsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-23 at 11:26 AM UTC in I'm being bullied at workYou don't deserve that, fona. They are pricks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-23 at 2:36 AM UTC in I'm a proud man and I love 2025 America 🇱🇷The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-23 at 2 AM UTC in I'm a proud man and I love 2025 America 🇱🇷DEI's new pronouns are was/wereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-23 at 1:17 AM UTC in I'm a proud man and I love 2025 America 🇱🇷I like that he ended all that gay shit tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-14 at 6:48 PM UTC in Vintage Computer Fest 2025 Chicagoand now you can add AI to minecraft and tell them "HEY LETS BUILD A HOUSE" and they will start punching trees and fill a chest with stuff for you. We live in the future!!!! WE MAEDE IT
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2025-01-14 at 6:36 PM UTC in Vintage Computer Fest 2025 ChicagoI want to play minecraftThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-08 at 12:44 PM UTC in Done with 2025Russia is our friendThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-31 at 6:53 PM UTC in I see you bitchKafka is after Donald, Donald Is after Bradyley, Bradley is after a 14 year old girls shitpussy and i'm just like hey does any1 wanna play minecraft with me??
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2024-12-13 at 10:03 PM UTC in Fona's Box of CrapThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-11 at 1:50 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crapalso this is pretty good as far as "junk drawer lots" tend to go... it's a waste of space and money but fona doesn't do drugs so he has plenty of both!!! let him be happy you sick twisted fucks!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-11 at 1:49 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
Originally posted by CASPER I think you have some kind of weird hoarder/gambler brain disease that makes you think spending money on this bullshit is a good idea. But I support whatever it is that makes you happy.
he definitely does, but i'd rather see fona get dopamine by buying stupid shit on the internet or spending $300 at rain forest cafe just to bitch about it on the internet than see him getting his dopamine by shooting up or drinking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-12-10 at 11:26 PM UTC in Fona's Box of Crapwut is this? Is it like a loot crate full of random stuff they had in their warehouse or something?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-04 at 10:53 AM UTC in Put my Christmas tree up yesterdayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-27 at 11:35 PM UTC in Fona sent Lanny a Christmas prezzie4real tho, this precious piece of artwork shall remain in my family as a treasured heirloom for so long as my line holdsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-27 at 11:23 PM UTC in Fona sent Lanny a Christmas prezzieSo now THERE IS NEW ARTWORK HUNG OVER THE MANTEL WITH CHEER
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2024-11-20 at 1:09 AM UTC in Koiboy and QueefkaIt began in the ruins of an old Pizza Hut, the smell of scorched pepperoni lingering in the air and the faint hum of a high-powered AI model emanating from the back room. Scronaldo, shirtless and clutching a Scantron sheet like a holy relic, stood before a ragtag congregation of ex-TOTSE members, conspiracy theorists, and confused wanderers. Bradleyb was among them, still recovering from the baffling events of the previous night.
“Brothers and sisters!” Scronaldo called out, his voice booming with conviction. “The Triangles are real!”
The crowd murmured, uncertain but intrigued.
“They’ve been in front of us this whole time,” Scronaldo continued, gesturing dramatically to a poorly drawn triangle on a whiteboard behind him. “The trinity of existence: Bass Yun, the good; Figyarnus, the adversary; and Raj, the mediator. Together, they form the great Triad of Truth!”
A voice from the crowd—Kafka, now wearing a tinfoil hat adorned with quinoa—shouted, “But what about the French fry conspiracy?”
“Even the fries,” Scronaldo said solemnly, “are part of the sacred geometry. Do you not see? Three points. One triangle. One truth.”
Gasps rippled through the room as realization dawned on the faces of the congregation.
Bradleyb, still holding a bottle of mouthwash like a scepter, stepped forward. “So... if the triangles are real, does that mean… we’re part of the triangle too?”
“Yes!” Scronaldo proclaimed, raising the Scantron sheet high like a holy book. “We are all vertices, connected by the edges of understanding! Repent! Embrace the truth of Trianglism, and you shall be made whole!”
The room erupted into a cacophony of voices. People dropped to their knees, shouting, “The triangles are real!” Kafka wept openly, her quinoa spilling onto the floor as she muttered about the sacred geometry of breakfast cereals.
“Now,” Scronaldo said, a triumphant smile on his face, “let us celebrate this revelation with the holy sacrament.”
From the pizza oven in the front, Bradleyb retrieved an enormous pizza—perfectly divided into three equal slices, each representing an aspect of the Triad. One slice was loaded with spicy pepperoni (the fiery nature of Figyarnus), another with creamy mozzarella (the balance of Raj), and the third with basil and tomato (the goodness of Bass Yun).
As they ate, the congregation fell into a contemplative silence, chewing reverently as they pondered the mysteries of the Triad. The AI in the back, powered by a stolen Catholic university lesson plan, began chanting scriptures from the Bible, generating visions of sacred texts directly into their minds.
“It’s beautiful,” Kafka whispered, her eyes glazed as she stared into the middle distance. “It’s like the entire Bible is unfolding inside me.”
Scronaldo, now wearing a paper crown that someone had hastily crafted, placed a hand on her shoulder. “This is the way of the Triangles. No drugs, no conspiracies—only clarity and pizza.”
From that day forward, the Church of Trianglism flourished. Pilgrims from around the world came to the former Pizza Hut, drawn by stories of miraculous revelations and inexplicably delicious pizza. As they ate, they chanted in unison:
“The triangles are real! The triangles are real!”
And in the heart of it all stood Scronaldo, the unlikely prophet, leading his followers not just to enlightenment but to the sacred truth that every pizza, no matter how humble, holds the essence of the divine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-18 at 4:19 PM UTC in My wife and I are going to start exercisingJoin a gym that's close is my advice, otherwise it's just anther excuse not to go. Try to go at least 3 times a weeks too. I had a personal trainer on top of my gym membership for a while. Had to cancel her though cuz she raised her prices to a ridiculous amount that I refused to pay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-17 at 2:01 PM UTC in My wife and I are going to start exercisingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-17 at 1:08 PM UTC in My wife and I are going to start exercising
Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Find a really nice gym that is clean, and has a pool, sauna and jacuzzi.
It's great to get your workout in, get a swim in, sweat a little and relax chatting in the jacuzzi.
going to gym is gay and retarded.
just take up jobs that involve physical activities and your set.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
