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You got any old consoles/game tech?

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I got gifted an original nintendo dsi (xl) yesterday but it's only really got the brain train games so I've gone down a massive old games rabbit hole and ordered mario kart ds and the mario 64 remake that they did and I'm just getting giddy thinking about it...

    Almost tempted to buy a n64 and other stuff...

    Also started looking at modded psvitas and they seem pretty good for £200 with all the emulators....be good to play resident evil 3 handheld...ahahah
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Back in my school days I once swapped my n64 with this kid for his playstation1 cause it had a shittonne more games than I did and I thought I got the better deal at the time but looking back I got the shitty end of the stick....I mean who would trade goldeneye and mario kart plus Diddy Kong racing and other quality games for a shitty PlayStation which only really had Final Fantasy and the resident evil games going for it...?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get an r4 card and load roms
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I still have a vita somewhere but I think one of the sticks is fucked and it looks like a nightmare to take apart
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Livin la vita loca
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Yes, all of them.
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I've got a 486dx2, a windows xp machine and a Randy computerized chess game.
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i have a crappy lappy and a nintendo fleshlite but the nintendo hurts my thumb and makes it 'catch' / click from getting all gimped up so ive hardly used the thing

    also i spent some money i dont have ( i used my big American penis voice and said OoooOoh, I know! ILL USE MY CREDIT CARD on a rare chinese gamer lappy which has cleared customs and is now in pennsylvania. that will be nice cause then i can play 7d2d at full res and not have the game freeze up all the time and wut not

    yeah i wanna get a n64, an everdrive, an a crt to tard out like way back when

    i stayed up all night and i want to get some american or mexican food but literally nothing good to eat opens till 7AM here honestly it doesnt make any sense. lower cost of living places like bakersfield and wichita literally they have real food restaurants that open at 5 or 6AM that arent junk-trash-chains.

    oh well i guess ill just grease my Tight-Sack ( #LilSportysHomeLife ) for the next hour
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    Originally posted by aldra I still have a vita somewhere but I think one of the sticks is fucked and it looks like a nightmare to take apart

    some chinagirl put hundreds of them all together in one day and your intimidated to even think about taking it apart ?

  10. #10
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I have a gamecube but literally the only game for it is melee from back before slippi was a thing.

    Never owned an N64 but I played the ever living shit out of the big titles (and some of the small shit ones too) on an emulator.

    IDK, I get plenty nostalgic for games I enjoyed in the past, but I've never had any particular nostalgia around the hardware. Like the OG N64 controllers kinda sucked, the sound of a PS1's disk drive is grating, etc. I'm just glad there are active emulation projects so we can enjoy actual games into the future, not the implementation details.
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    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, I get plenty nostalgic for games I enjoyed in the past,

    will you pretend to be a girl again to feel nostalgic ?
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny will you pretend to be a girl again to feel nostalgic ?

    No, but I will fuck your whore mother out of nostalgia
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny No, but I will fuck your whore mother out of nostalgia

    I don't mean to get all sentimental, but you really are the best admin we could have asked for. :')
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    nah I think one that larps as a girl occasionally would be cooler.

    OTOT I have an NES, Wii and 3DS

    looking to get a C64, Xbox 360/One and idk what else
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by totse2118 nah I think one that larps as a girl occasionally would be cooler.

    OTOT I have an NES, Wii and 3DS

    looking to get a C64, Xbox 360/One and idk what else

    WE. NEED. A. DREAMCAST.
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  16. #16
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I wanna play Power Stone 2.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai WE. NEED. A. DREAMCAST.

    I've got an SDcard solution in mine to replace the CD drive...nigga please.

    https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805658919335.html?src=google&src=google&albch=shopping&acnt=708-803-3821&slnk=&plac=&mtctp=&albbt=Google_7_shopping&albagn=888888&isSmbAutoCall=false&needSmbHouyi=false&albcp=20123152476&albag=&trgt=&crea=en3256805658919335&netw=x&device=c&albpg=&albpd=en3256805658919335&gclid=Cj0KCQjwsp6pBhCfARIsAD3GZubt2E1RbuyDzdxdS7_jPwWvpKopylO58XNrpY3O01JoshvikxkkYMcaAsqVEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds&aff_fcid=582de4afefb54148a2f923f56d5f946e-1697130433226-09005-UneMJZVf&aff_fsk=UneMJZVf&aff_platform=aaf&sk=UneMJZVf&aff_trace_key=582de4afefb54148a2f923f56d5f946e-1697130433226-09005-UneMJZVf&terminal_id=be5ca6afa74a441784688ed2c11e6b91&afSmartRedirect=y&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Meikai I wanna play Power Stone 2.

    I'll play Power Stone 2 with you gont.
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