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  1. #21
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why don't you Fuck Your Mom? Maybe If You Fucked Your Mom, You Would {[understand]}.
  2. #22
    I'm gonna snatch that kabob right off yo head

  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got out of bed at noon. Took a shower and went back to bed.
    Got back up at 4 to sell a car but I feel like crap. I haven't ate at all.

    Nobody, not even your old lady, cares.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nobody, not even your old lady, cares.

    Yeah? Well, at least we care not to care.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got out of bed at noon. Took a shower and went back to bed.
    Got back up at 4 to sell a car but I feel like crap. I haven't ate at all.

    what car u sell
  6. #26
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm gonna snatch that kabob right off yo head


    wats hijib
  7. #27
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by toilet clogger wats hijib

    That carpet shit Muslims wear on their face to disguise how ugly they are
  8. #28
    Originally posted by RIPtotse bro dont drink

    be like me and at most drink like a glass of plum wine or sake

    and get a medical marijuana card

    drinking sucks its not worth it esp with liver complications

    Yeah pretty much alcohol is like heaps bad. I only have two beers left I'm gonna drink them , that's my taper, and then do sober October sure I'll be a day late and a dollar short but you won't see me complaining Keenan
  9. #29
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I woke up and felt a little better. The aches and pains in my legs had gone away.
    My head hurts still and I'm pretty weak today.
    Was going to call off work but decided to give it a shot at showing up.
    I clocked in and was going to clock back out and leave but I kept working.
    Id rather use PTO when I feel good.
    Idk if I'll make it much longer today.
    Going home sounds really nice.
  10. #30
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Aw, Fona! Get some rest sweetheart, take it easy!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #31
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah pretty much alcohol is like heaps bad. I only have two beers left I'm gonna drink them , that's my taper, and then do sober October sure I'll be a day late and a dollar short but you won't see me complaining Keenan

    esp when youve pumped h and fent and whatever else bullshit diphenhydramine cut and everything else through your liver everyday intravenously for 15 yrs then stop

    yah my body when i drink is like

    FUCK YOU BITCH DIE



    and i dont wanna hear first secondpass metabolism YES I UNDERSTAND
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Rape Monster That carpet shit Muslims wear on their face to disguise how ugly they are

    no wonder they smell like shit
  13. #33
    Originally posted by toilet clogger no wonder they smeel like shit

    🚨 ACP ALT DETECTED 🚨

    Oh you edited it you slippery bastard
  14. #34
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm at work crapping my pants and barely doing anything.
    I should have stayed home and played 7D2D but Lanny will piss me off with his settings.
    Make it so you don't drop all your shit when you die.
  15. #35
    People almost always drop their shit when they die.
  16. #36
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm at work crapping my pants and barely doing anything.
    I should have stayed home and played 7D2D but Lanny will piss me off with his settings.
    Make it so you don't drop all your shit when you die.

    You can spawn and pick up your backpack. I've died a bunch of times and every time was able to get my stuff back (thanks to Aldra for a few of those times).
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol

    I mined all the roads out of his base and he kept hitting them full speed

    then I mined his backpack when he went to go get it


    then he reset the world

    :(
  18. #38
    I would have got to my backpack first and mined it, so when you went to mine it, you would blow yourself up.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Fox 🚨 ACP ALT DETECTED 🚨

    Oh you edited it you slippery bastard

    wat
  20. #40
    Originally posted by toilet clogger wat

    Weeeeeeeell gonts my work here is done LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP
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