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  1. I remember Mal going mental when Bill Krozby gave her his herpes.

    If you're fucking around in an urban area, it seems like something you're just going to catch no matter what.
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  2. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Fona said it’s the worst pic of a tit he’s ever seen!
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    dude this conversation has me like a rock
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  4. Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER I wonder what kinda ropes a monk would be blasting after 30 years of being a volcel?

    Holy ones.
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Kafka "In Buddhism, celibacy is often practiced by monks and nuns as part of their path toward enlightenment. The goal of celibacy in this context is to free the mind from worldly desires and distractions, including sexual desire. By avoiding attachment and cultivating self-control, one can focus more fully on meditation, mindfulness, and inner development. The idea is that desire, including sexual desire, can bind people to the cycle of suffering (samsara), and by renouncing it, individuals can move closer to liberation (nirvana)."

    I wonder what kinda ropes a monk would be blasting after 30 years of being a volcel?
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fonaplats If I had sex with a woman 4 times a day for 2 years and she never cummed I'd hit her and kill myself both.

    We tried a lot of things so it was still an experience for me. I can check off a list that I've done crazy things.
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  7. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka OK. It was far better than any orgasm a man will ever have. You know female orgasms last longer and are more intense? There was this pub I'd sneak in the back door because they had a cigarette vending machine near the exit. That's where I got my silk cut when it was only
    £7. Now it's £17. Anyway in the bathroom of this pub they had another vending machine that dispensed finger vibrators, and that's what gave me my first orgasm, brain explosion. I threw it out after because I'm hygienic. I have bought other vibrators since but they have never given me an orgasm because I am hypersensitive. I just get too sensitive so can't cum with them. I have never felt the need to buy another finger vibrator. I have also never fingered myself because that grosses me out, I don't want to know what inside me feels like. I think about sex on average every two weeks, mess around with a vibrator, don't cum, feel more motivated and clear-headed afterwards. Ig that's the issue, that I am not motivated to seek out sex or an orgasm, and I am fine with that, to not be controlled by it. I am addicted to self-control.

    Ok I have questions. Did you use the vibrator in the bathroom at the pub?

    Also stop using vibrators. They are awful especially if your clit is sensitive. Can you climax vaginally or only from clitoral stim?

    I don’t think this has to do with self control. I think you are uncomfortable with your body.
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  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Kafka, will you detail story tell of your orgasm?

    OK. It was far better than any orgasm a man will ever have. You know female orgasms last longer and are more intense? There was this pub I'd sneak in the back door because they had a cigarette vending machine near the exit. That's where I got my silk cut when it was only
    £7. Now it's £17. Anyway in the bathroom of this pub they had another vending machine that dispensed finger vibrators, and that's what gave me my first orgasm, brain explosion. I threw it out after because I'm hygienic. I have bought other vibrators since but they have never given me an orgasm because I am hypersensitive. I just get too sensitive so can't cum with them. I have never felt the need to buy another finger vibrator. I have also never fingered myself because that grosses me out, I don't want to know what inside me feels like. I think about sex on average every two weeks, mess around with a vibrator, don't cum, feel more motivated and clear-headed afterwards. Ig that's the issue, that I am not motivated to seek out sex or an orgasm, and I am fine with that, to not be controlled by it. I am addicted to self-control.
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  9. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    My tit is available at anytime.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    ya i think this shit is retarded

    OP, it's for the best they don't want you.
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  11. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I am touching myself rn so that stat is true
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  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by shitty titty Have you ever considered I actually go after the things I want while you sit at home?

    You have shown no indication of that. You have shown your internalised misogyny though by claiming my behaviour is because I don't have orgasms.
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  13. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm free from ever being a victim of orgasm denial torture, and that feels great.

    Wat! You’re denying yourself. But I mean also orgasm denial can be fun if you finally climax AT SOME POINT lol.

    Originally posted by Kafka It's good to have aggressive energy in this world, it can be channeled into more productive things.

    Kafka you haven’t done a single productive thing since you joined this forum. You might as well be cumming.
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  14. Kafka sweaty
    I've experienced euphoria from cocaine so it doesn't matter.
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  15. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Fona’s eyes were particularly blue that day
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    I've only had an orgasm once and that was when I was 17, with a specific type of vibrator. All this time I have never tried the same method. I mess around with vibrators but don't cum and don't aim to. Why? I am more addicted to being in control of myself. I love the clarity of mind and knowing that no one can torture me with orgasm denial. Sex is just a distraction and I love not being controlled by it.
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  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yall obviously have never been involved with the catholic church. Fona has no chance because of his history and he isn't rich enough for the church to turn a blind eye.

    Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    No chance fona I'm sorry bro

    Catholics are crazy anyway go to a non demoninational Christian church. I recommend assembly of god
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    that's the moon, friend.

    Also I blocked your number because you blocked me on facebook so now we only have 4/6 rermaining ways to contact each other
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  19. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Try baptist church
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  20. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Polish people experience so much racism it’s sad :c
    Like the other day, I walked into a place and ordered a polish sausage and the guy said “you must be polish”
    And I said, “sir, that’s racist, if I ordered a taco would you assume I’m a Mexican? If I got a hamburger would you assume I’m a German?”
    And the man just said “sir, this is a hardware store.”
    And that racism sat deeply with me for the rest of my life :c
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