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2020-01-17 at 7:07 AM UTC in The very last thing I said to Sploo.last thing I said was "You're a bloodberg"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-17 at 7:04 AM UTC in How to make creamy chicken and pasta FOR $5.ANOTHER FONAPLATS FROZEN MEAL!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-16 at 1:34 PM UTC in lil' puuty put's secretAn insecure short person can be a dangerous individual..
Then after that he went viral..walked off the interview about what happened..no doubt because the reporter was tall af lmao
They sent this chick on purpose to trigger him again she’s even wearing flats 😂
He’s mad soon as he sees her rofl
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2020-01-16 at 7:07 AM UTC in Nike Air Max 97 Wolf Grey/Game Royalfuck that shoe.. walking Billboard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-15 at 6:37 PM UTC in Fona 1-14-2020 Doing pretty good.It’s 1-15-2020 now
Move alongThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-14 at 7:45 AM UTC in Check out my new shoes!Asics are nice shoesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-14 at 2:23 AM UTC in GoodbyeIsn't this like the 24th thread you've made like this?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-13 at 7:25 AM UTC in Doing away with my desktopstanding desks are so 2018 i use my phablet to trade block chain while jumping on my treadmill tramp-o-lien for the last 5 years
all my laptops i turned into a display of modern art and put pissjugs on them they are basically relics of A OLD ERA NOT THAT I know what that word means they serve as coasters for da jugs
wtf is a deck top is that like your grandpas mainframe ill kick his ass bitchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-11 at 11:47 PM UTC in The Fonaplats Diettell lucy to come make some fucking postsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-11 at 10:14 PM UTC in Why is there so much hate for black ppl hereedited for privacyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-11 at 2:02 PM UTC in The fuck is this supposed to beThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-11 at 3:36 AM UTC in made a fucking stroganov took picsTHROW YOUR SHIT IN THE MEAT GRINDER
MEANWHILE COOK SOME MORE FUCKING MUSHROOMS
MIX THE FUCKING BLENDED SHIT WITH THE COOKED MUSHROOMS TO MAKE MUSHROOM SAUCE
THROW YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE ONTO YOUR SHITPLATE ALONG WITH FUCKING DILL
ADD YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS SAUCE IF YOU FUCKING WANT THAT SHIT ON THERE, OTHERWISE DONT FUCKING BOTHER MAKING IT -
2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTC in made a fucking stroganov took picsHere is a Russian recipe that I post due to popular demand. Popular demand can go fuck itself; Russia is the biggest country on earth (even bigger if you look at Russian Empire or Soviet Union), recipes vary greatly depending on where you are. Russia has 11 time zones, yes, recipes will vary. Use your 2A rights to kill yourself. Stab your mother to death and then jump off of a bridge. I hope for nothing less than your death you fucking faggot.
Here is ingridients: Flour (not pictured), paprika (not pictued), bay leaf (not pictured), butter (not pictured), beef (as leaf as possible), onions, salt, pepper, ptotatoes, milk, mushrooms, cognac, a pistol, a semiautomatic shotgun, and whatever the fuck else you feel like.
Grab potatoes.
Wash em, undress them, etc.
After the rape, throw them in the river while the water boils. Add bay leafg and pepper to boiling water.
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2020-01-10 at 3:50 PM UTC in The Fonaplats DietI'm trying to get off bagels, they are good but too expensive
I started off my day by smoking a bunch of weed and walking across the street to the deli. I asked the stock guy if they were getting any more pickled jalapeno and he said he'd let me know. I was gonna get some hot pepper rings but decided against it because i might check another store for some peppers. These looked really yummy
Then I saw the mexican guy from the kitchen stocking the freezer and waited a few minutes for him to finish up, this is what I got.
Then I got our typical morning spread. Coffee and a muffin for lucy. usually I get coffee and a bagel but I just got an extra large coffee and no food, I will figure it out.
Gonna smoke more weed nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-10 at 5 AM UTC in The Fonaplats DietThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 4:46 PM UTC in The Fonaplats DietI bought frozen lasagna on sale, it was 50% off because it thawed at some point and was melted to one side and it didn't cook properly but pretty decent 2 lasagnas for $10
I have mostly been eating stuff from tim hortons because i'm too depressed to clean my kitchen
I had an idea for a bagel shop like subway except instead of subs, bagels. Like for breakfast you have a grill and a fridge full of eggs with a bunch of different bagels, cream cheese, fresh toppings and people can order toasted egg bagels with sausage or vegan bagels, or a chocolate bagel with strawberry cream cheese. or you could order a jalapeno sausage bagel sandwich with chipotle and hot peppers, lettuce and tomato, or a BLT bagel.
Then at lunch time you break out the corned beef and salami and make bagel reuben and pizza bagels, tuna bagel melts and close at like 5pm
that would be litty as fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-09 at 12:40 PM UTC in What are you cooking right now, space nigga?maple bbq chicken bites with long grain rice:) nothing too heavy...gonna have enough jack d in me soonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 5:35 AM UTC in GOT THAT RED MAENG DA GOT ME FEELING LIKE A CROAGRed hulu
fighting like a zulu
Trannies stayin true blue
Netflix and chill?
Nah, I'll watch HuluThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-09 at 1:47 AM UTC in South Dakota would be the perfect place for an NIS meetup.Why don't we all just meet up at the Fonaplace?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-08 at 11:41 AM UTC in Entitled coloured boy knocks on my doorYou really can’t control yourself can ya Hella.
The landlord does not own the washer and dryer, only the space it is placed in. You think the landlord can say “that’s my washer and dryer”, even though Fona bought it. Sorry to say, but the landlord would lose that in a civil suit. You really aren’t very smart.
That’s like saying the landlord owns everything in Fonda’s apartment. 😂