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Posts That Were Thanked by Fonaplats

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    last thing I said was "You're a bloodberg"
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ANOTHER FONAPLATS FROZEN MEAL!
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    An insecure short person can be a dangerous individual..



    Then after that he went viral..walked off the interview about what happened..no doubt because the reporter was tall af lmao

    They sent this chick on purpose to trigger him again she’s even wearing flats 😂

    He’s mad soon as he sees her rofl

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  4. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    fuck that shoe.. walking Billboard.
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  5. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It’s 1-15-2020 now

    Move along
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  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Asics are nice shoes
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  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Isn't this like the 24th thread you've made like this?
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  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    standing desks are so 2018 i use my phablet to trade block chain while jumping on my treadmill tramp-o-lien for the last 5 years

    all my laptops i turned into a display of modern art and put pissjugs on them they are basically relics of A OLD ERA NOT THAT I know what that word means they serve as coasters for da jugs

    wtf is a deck top is that like your grandpas mainframe ill kick his ass bitch
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  9. tell lucy to come make some fucking posts
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  10. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It looks like shit and you're a faggot

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  12. THROW YOUR SHIT IN THE MEAT GRINDER



    MEANWHILE COOK SOME MORE FUCKING MUSHROOMS



    MIX THE FUCKING BLENDED SHIT WITH THE COOKED MUSHROOMS TO MAKE MUSHROOM SAUCE

    THROW YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE ONTO YOUR SHITPLATE ALONG WITH FUCKING DILL



    ADD YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS SAUCE IF YOU FUCKING WANT THAT SHIT ON THERE, OTHERWISE DONT FUCKING BOTHER MAKING IT

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  13. Here is a Russian recipe that I post due to popular demand. Popular demand can go fuck itself; Russia is the biggest country on earth (even bigger if you look at Russian Empire or Soviet Union), recipes vary greatly depending on where you are. Russia has 11 time zones, yes, recipes will vary. Use your 2A rights to kill yourself. Stab your mother to death and then jump off of a bridge. I hope for nothing less than your death you fucking faggot.

    Here is ingridients: Flour (not pictured), paprika (not pictued), bay leaf (not pictured), butter (not pictured), beef (as leaf as possible), onions, salt, pepper, ptotatoes, milk, mushrooms, cognac, a pistol, a semiautomatic shotgun, and whatever the fuck else you feel like.



    Grab potatoes.



    Wash em, undress them, etc.



    After the rape, throw them in the river while the water boils. Add bay leafg and pepper to boiling water.



    Throw their dead bodies into the boiling waters of hell once the water is boiling.

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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm trying to get off bagels, they are good but too expensive

    I started off my day by smoking a bunch of weed and walking across the street to the deli. I asked the stock guy if they were getting any more pickled jalapeno and he said he'd let me know. I was gonna get some hot pepper rings but decided against it because i might check another store for some peppers. These looked really yummy

    Then I saw the mexican guy from the kitchen stocking the freezer and waited a few minutes for him to finish up, this is what I got.


    Then I got our typical morning spread. Coffee and a muffin for lucy. usually I get coffee and a bagel but I just got an extra large coffee and no food, I will figure it out.

    Gonna smoke more weed now
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I made nachos

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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I bought frozen lasagna on sale, it was 50% off because it thawed at some point and was melted to one side and it didn't cook properly but pretty decent 2 lasagnas for $10

    I have mostly been eating stuff from tim hortons because i'm too depressed to clean my kitchen



    I had an idea for a bagel shop like subway except instead of subs, bagels. Like for breakfast you have a grill and a fridge full of eggs with a bunch of different bagels, cream cheese, fresh toppings and people can order toasted egg bagels with sausage or vegan bagels, or a chocolate bagel with strawberry cream cheese. or you could order a jalapeno sausage bagel sandwich with chipotle and hot peppers, lettuce and tomato, or a BLT bagel.

    Then at lunch time you break out the corned beef and salami and make bagel reuben and pizza bagels, tuna bagel melts and close at like 5pm

    that would be litty as fuck

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  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    maple bbq chicken bites with long grain rice:) nothing too heavy...gonna have enough jack d in me soon
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  18. Red hulu

    fighting like a zulu

    Trannies stayin true blue

    Netflix and chill?

    Nah, I'll watch Hulu
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  19. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Why don't we all just meet up at the Fonaplace?
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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    You really can’t control yourself can ya Hella.

    The landlord does not own the washer and dryer, only the space it is placed in. You think the landlord can say “that’s my washer and dryer”, even though Fona bought it. Sorry to say, but the landlord would lose that in a civil suit. You really aren’t very smart.

    That’s like saying the landlord owns everything in Fonda’s apartment. 😂
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