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2020-01-11 at 3:36 AM UTC in made a fucking stroganov took picsTHROW YOUR SHIT IN THE MEAT GRINDER
MEANWHILE COOK SOME MORE FUCKING MUSHROOMS
MIX THE FUCKING BLENDED SHIT WITH THE COOKED MUSHROOMS TO MAKE MUSHROOM SAUCE
THROW YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE ONTO YOUR SHITPLATE ALONG WITH FUCKING DILL
ADD YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS SAUCE IF YOU FUCKING WANT THAT SHIT ON THERE, OTHERWISE DONT FUCKING BOTHER MAKING IT
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2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTC in made a fucking stroganov took picsHere is a Russian recipe that I post due to popular demand. Popular demand can go fuck itself; Russia is the biggest country on earth (even bigger if you look at Russian Empire or Soviet Union), recipes vary greatly depending on where you are. Russia has 11 time zones, yes, recipes will vary. Use your 2A rights to kill yourself. Stab your mother to death and then jump off of a bridge. I hope for nothing less than your death you fucking faggot.
Here is ingridients: Flour (not pictured), paprika (not pictued), bay leaf (not pictured), butter (not pictured), beef (as leaf as possible), onions, salt, pepper, ptotatoes, milk, mushrooms, cognac, a pistol, a semiautomatic shotgun, and whatever the fuck else you feel like.
Grab potatoes.
Wash em, undress them, etc.
After the rape, throw them in the river while the water boils. Add bay leafg and pepper to boiling water.
Throw their dead bodies into the boiling waters of hell once the water is boiling.
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2020-01-10 at 3:50 PM UTC in The Fonaplats DietI'm trying to get off bagels, they are good but too expensive
I started off my day by smoking a bunch of weed and walking across the street to the deli. I asked the stock guy if they were getting any more pickled jalapeno and he said he'd let me know. I was gonna get some hot pepper rings but decided against it because i might check another store for some peppers. These looked really yummy
Then I saw the mexican guy from the kitchen stocking the freezer and waited a few minutes for him to finish up, this is what I got.
Then I got our typical morning spread. Coffee and a muffin for lucy. usually I get coffee and a bagel but I just got an extra large coffee and no food, I will figure it out.
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2020-01-10 at 5 AM UTC in The Fonaplats DietI made nachos
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2020-01-09 at 4:46 PM UTC in The Fonaplats DietI bought frozen lasagna on sale, it was 50% off because it thawed at some point and was melted to one side and it didn't cook properly but pretty decent 2 lasagnas for $10
I have mostly been eating stuff from tim hortons because i'm too depressed to clean my kitchen
I had an idea for a bagel shop like subway except instead of subs, bagels. Like for breakfast you have a grill and a fridge full of eggs with a bunch of different bagels, cream cheese, fresh toppings and people can order toasted egg bagels with sausage or vegan bagels, or a chocolate bagel with strawberry cream cheese. or you could order a jalapeno sausage bagel sandwich with chipotle and hot peppers, lettuce and tomato, or a BLT bagel.
Then at lunch time you break out the corned beef and salami and make bagel reuben and pizza bagels, tuna bagel melts and close at like 5pm
that would be litty as fuck
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2020-01-09 at 12:40 PM UTC in What are you cooking right now, space nigga?maple bbq chicken bites with long grain rice:) nothing too heavy...gonna have enough jack d in me soonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 5:35 AM UTC in GOT THAT RED MAENG DA GOT ME FEELING LIKE A CROAGRed hulu
fighting like a zulu
Trannies stayin true blue
Netflix and chill?
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2020-01-09 at 1:47 AM UTC in South Dakota would be the perfect place for an NIS meetup.Why don't we all just meet up at the Fonaplace?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-08 at 11:41 AM UTC in Entitled coloured boy knocks on my doorYou really can’t control yourself can ya Hella.
The landlord does not own the washer and dryer, only the space it is placed in. You think the landlord can say “that’s my washer and dryer”, even though Fona bought it. Sorry to say, but the landlord would lose that in a civil suit. You really aren’t very smart.
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2020-01-08 at 4:56 AM UTC in Entitled coloured boy knocks on my doorThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-08 at 4:45 AM UTC in Entitled coloured boy knocks on my doorAnother victory for fonaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-05 at 7:30 PM UTC in I'm way out of the loop: what exactly does CBD oil do anyway?It's an extract. It extracts money from your wallet.
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2020-01-05 at 7:05 PM UTC in This is what I was doing last nightI was cruising for some ass last night. I get super horny on the weekend. It's kind of like I have a dark side that nobody sees. All week I am nice to people at work, I am really polite to my family and neighbours but on the weekend I want to be a dirty ass trash bag. It turns me on. So I go cruising for ass.
I tend to get ass with the truckers in the truck stop bathrooms, and then my favourite is after high profile Christian events I get alot of Christian guys in the bathroom DTF. I got sick of scouting out public bathrooms and dark alleys. So I decided to try cruising the main streets. I'd make the symbol. See if anyone responded back.
After a night of no luck, my boner was raging hard through my pants as I just was about to give up and go into the Mc Donald's bathroom to FAP so I could ease the throb. When I decided to walk up another street. Looked less busy. I walked up the street and passed a homeless guy who winked at me and shook his cup. For some reason that wink connecting with my boner threw the shreds of my moral compass out the damn window.
I bent down to his level and pointed to my penis bulging through my pants. He nodded and said the location for the fuck. It was behind an abandoned commercial property, he seemed to have found a small shelter behind it that used to be its store shed maybe for old boxes or storage.. Who knows. It was like this homeless guy knew every spot of the street off by heart.
He looked pretty dirty. His face and hands were crusted black with dirt and his nails were starting to harden yellow with the filth. They were pretty long. I shuddered as he ran them down my cheek and put one of his fingers into my mouth. The throbbing boner just got harder. I was finding it completely disgusting yet so sexy. My mind was confused. The taste of sour gone off bacon rose in my mouth as I tasted his finger.
He pulled down my pants and started to suck on my penis. His mouth was like a black hole with about 6 rotted stumps of teeth. His tongue was fairly large as he let it slide over my shaft. I felt his teeth wobble as he went down fast on my penis. I could smell his saliva and it smelled like blue cheese. I surprinsly didn't gag. It just reminded me of snacking on a cheese platter at the theatre events I am invited to attend.
I started to moan with pleasure and pushed him playfully away from my penis. I was ready to taste his. I pulled down his trousers or what was left of them, and his now yellowed underwear. I started to suck on his penis. I noticed there was weeping sores on them so I tried to be gentle. I didn't want to burst any in my mouth. The taste was like as if I bent down over a urinal and licked the rim. It wasn't great but he was enjoying it. I spun him around and opened his ass cheeks.
I started to fuck his dried poop and dirt crusted anus. With every pump of my penis and every jolt, a foul odour eminated from his ass. I started to feel the cum forcing its way down my penis into his asshole. I pulled out and I seen his eyes were soft and warm beneath the filthy exterior. I started to feel sorry for him so I asked what does he enjoy. He told me "my ass eaten". He bent over and I went to town on his ass. I ate his ass like a snack. He was moaning and letting out wet smacks from his mouth. I felt like my tongue was in fire though. It wasn't a good sensation. He soon cum blasted all over the wall and it dripped down his legs and thighs. He pulled his trousers right up over the mess.
He then lifted his cup and shook it. I was then reminded that I fucked a desperate homeless guy. I gave him some ass eating because I felt sorry for him. I handed over 50 dollars and his eyes lit up. He actually pulled me in for a hug and kissed my cheek. He actually said goodbye to me and that I was his favourite. I walked away stunned. I felt so warm and fuzzy inside from the hug and the sentiment but yet to disgusted with myself for what I have done.
I had to walk really fast back to my vehicle. I was parinoid about the smell that was lingering on me. It was really foul. My car stunk up like rotting roadkill. I could feel pieces of silt in my mouth. Lucky I only live 5 mins from town so it was a quick journey home. I rushed inside and straight to the bathroom. There was a ring of brown and black around my mouth. My hands were stained yellow. I pulled off my clothes and my penis was literally 50 shades of brown. I grabbed a tooth brush and my colagate and I stood in that warm hot shower brushing my teeth in it with the roasting water. I could see the filth and dirt wash away in the water and down the drain.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-04 at 7:04 AM UTC in ez
Originally posted by cigreting Looks like she was a good dog. Most of the time id rather hang out with a dog than a human. Theres just something calming about a dog
My parents put down our 2 family dogs a few years back and it was a really shitty deal. Hard to say goodbye to them when they had been so loyal for 15 and 13 years. If your dog was anything like ours id say they were treated better than some humans alot of their life
yeah, thank bud. We got her on my 18th birthday and Im now 32 so thats a pretty good run. Most of sweeties life was living on my parents ranches chasing chickens so I know she had fun, my parents have been parrot ranchers since before sweetie and we've had tons of animals, she even rehabilitated a squirrel with a broken spine.. so thats how I knew how to talk to her when she spoke to me really upset. It really sucks to see things die in your hands when you did all you could. I literally burried my cat bubba at the park next to me even though thats illegal but I wansn't going to just throw him in the dumpster.
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2020-01-04 at 4:42 AM UTC in ezA few days I went to the habib shop for a brew, and he really doesn't like me because I didn't go there for a month after he was a dick to me. I came back and he told me his wyfe died in a car accident and I told him I was sorry about that, hope it all works out for him, (he told several other store owners that I didn't shop there anymore.. which is kinda weird..) and I went back and there was a lady there at the shop at the counter I've never seen before an indian lady and I asked her, her name and she said my name is sweetie, and I said "what sweetie?" and she then said no "I'm E.Z." and then the guy came behind her and grabbed her by the hair and pulled her away and sold me my beer.
I then get a text from my dad saying they put sweetie down my family dog from when I was 18 and my mom then called me crying. Kinda strange to say the least.
To have a pet that long, is pretty long. They got them when I turned 18. really cute chaweenie sweetie! RIP sweetie.
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2020-01-04 at 3:26 AM UTC in CHECK OUT THESE THIGHS
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2020-01-03 at 11:29 AM UTC in Chell is the best!Hella,
Do you ever wake up in a good mood?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-03 at 7:55 AM UTC in too.dark.to.see. makes me scared.
Originally posted by too.dark.to.see I think it's an okay boomer moment to give credibility to an intelligence agreement based upon speaking English.
Also consider the lack of military power of three of the members, and the lack of an international voice for two and a half of them (Canada has half a voice).
are you a targeted individual??
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2020-01-03 at 7:31 AM UTC in The problem with white womenI want to stick my tongue in that bellybuttonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-03 at 7:30 AM UTC in The problem with white womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
