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2024-10-10 at 1:14 PM UTC in I want to ride FonaPlats lawn mower.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-09 at 11 PM UTC in I want to ride FonaPlats lawn mower.He has a lawn mower I want to ride, itโs redThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-09 at 1:06 AM UTC in Im a tired crispI'm fried to a cris[color=#D2691E]p![/color]The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-08 at 11:23 PM UTC in I WANT TO JOIN THE NIS REAR GAURDI AM WILLING TO GIVE UP MY REAR FOR THE GREATOR GOOD!!!!! Where do I apply?!? Do I need to give up my own rear to join as some sort of sacrificial ritual??? Will I be executed on the spot for even speaking of this ancient coalition?
I WANT TO LEARN AND JOIN I HAVE SUCH A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE AND IM RELAIBLE AND TRUSTWORTHY!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-08 at 10:20 PM UTC in I've volunteered my time to be a poll worker for election dayDon't forget to cover the windows with cardboard so that the impartial observers don't get sunburned!!
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2024-10-08 at 9:49 PM UTC in Should I buy extra tall senior toilets.Not unless you need them. I've actually found a lower toilet helps me with more regular and satisftying shits. I can't even go half the time on a tall toilet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-08 at 9:39 PM UTC in Should I buy extra tall senior toilets.No
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2024-10-08 at 8:47 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls ๐ฝ๏ธThe papal secretary comes into the office, looking shaken.
โWhat is it, my son? Has something happened?โ the pope asks.
โHoly Father, there is good news, and bad news. The good news is, Jesus has returned, and he has just called to talk to you!โ
โHallelujah! To think that I lived to be the pope who would lead the Church at the time of the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior! God be praised! โฆ wait, you said there was bad news?โ
โYes, Your Holinessโฆ. Heโs calling from Salt Lake City!โThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-08 at 1:32 AM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted ๐ (we beat covid!) ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ (๐ฉโ) Tuskegee Airman
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
If you aren't kneeling down with a communion catcher beneath you, you are basically pagan.
If the communion falls on the floor, I have heard of holes being cut in the carpet to retrieve it all.
Remember, that bread is literally the Body of Christ*. Like that's literally what the transubstantiation of the eucharist is, it is the priest turning the flat bread into the Body of Christ. If you believe that, why wouldn't you treat the flesh of your saviour the way it deserves to be treated?
*do not count as meat when calculating your protein/keto macros. It's bread, and it'll knock you out of ketosis if you eat too much.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-07 at 11:33 PM UTC in Report every off topic post!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 10:15 PM UTC in I'm going to give Catholicism a go.Fona hmu whenever I literally spent 10+ years in catholic church/school/religion class so idk i know a lot about them. It's cool they love to drink and as long as u DO DA RITUSL MAGICK SHIT they will leave you alone but they are hxc on the church service ritualistic shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 9:26 PM UTC in I'm going to give Catholicism a go.Go Roman Rite or Eastern Rite?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 12:46 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls ๐ฝ๏ธI had to google what a cabbage roll was...I'd slide a few big ones down my throatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 12:02 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls ๐ฝ๏ธThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 9:29 AM UTC in 1 year ago Israel attacked itself๐ฆ๐ Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted ๐ (we beat covid!) ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ (๐ฉโ) Tuskegee AirmanRemember the 40 beheaded babies found in an oven.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-06 at 5:30 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls ๐ฝ๏ธBut i went to church today.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-06 at 2:12 AM UTC in MAGAItโs much easier to think half the population should be in a mental hospital than it is to think YOU should be in a mental hospital
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2024-10-05 at 10:33 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in spaceThis is the correct answer to the question of the thread titled "What happens if you drop a pen on the moon? (80% of Americans don't know the correct answer to this question)"
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood iT fLoAtS AwAy CoZ nO gRaViTy!!!!!111!!
sorry for the late response, I just realized I never posted an answer to the question. You can't drop a pen on the moon because you are in space
Checked and Rekd, Americant'sThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-05 at 1:01 PM UTC in Halloween Costume Thread! ๐ป ๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-04 at 10:01 PM UTC in Halloween Costume Thread! ๐ป ๐Haha you look awesomeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
