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2018-03-02 at 10:33 PM UTC in women have never flirted with me
Originally posted by Fox Paws 5’10” is literally the exact average male height. Lol at midget HTS acting like this is super short or something.
I’m only 6’0” and people comment on how “tall” I am all the time. I’m always just like wtf I’m barely above average.
It may be the average, but the median height is only 5'9. There are more very tall people than very short people, which skews the average.
Most men really aren't that tall, people are just commonly insecure and superficial as fuck. -
2018-03-02 at 5:05 PM UTC in My interactions with women today #1I don't know, if Enter has spent this much time on these sites trolling so consistently and prolifically throughout the years he could definitely have a touch of the 'tism.
Being on here probably nearly guarantees that there's something seriously wrong with you or your life. -
2018-03-02 at 4:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Lanny, my new laptop arrived earlier this week: https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=1TS-000X-00P95&ignorebbr=1
Are there any games you think I'd enjoy? Just something to do while on the bus or if I have a short break between classes. I started Doki Doki Literature Club, but I want something more stimulating as well. -
2018-03-01 at 6:23 AM UTC in For realz, I've been legitimately sold on sex dolls.
Originally posted by Lanny I'm convinced you wake up with a boner to prevent yourself from pissing while you're asleep. It's your dick looking out for you.
I never wake up with a boner and I've never pissed the bed.
It's actually likely due diurnal variation of testosterone. There's a large spike in the morning. It's also the time most men prefer/most desire sex. -
2018-03-01 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Sophie, have you ever thought about trying to find a woman who has the same disorder Andy Milonakis has?
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2018-02-28 at 6:55 AM UTC in The Grand IdealNon-existence has no problems. The grand ideal is the destruction of the very fabric of reality.
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2018-02-28 at 5:21 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Chiggas in Spice
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2018-02-27 at 8:57 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.You know, I don’t even feel that autistic at this moment. Mainly I just have no experience with people and don’t know how to interact with them. I don’t even know if actually want to, the natural desire to socialize just isn’t there. I just come off as extremely why, which I normally am.
I think I’ll be able to adjust to this just fine. I don’t even really mind being around all these people in this moderately noisy environment right now. It feels safe. It’s actually kind of nice, especially after that incredibly fucked up shit that happened months ago. -
2018-02-27 at 8:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The school is more weabooish than I expected. In elementary Japanese we were supposed to get into groups to do...something and within a few minutes the two guys in front of me had mentioned Clannad and Boku no Pico.
Right now I’m at the student life center and I’m pretty sure I just saw someone with a laptop that had a sexy picture of Kuroneko from Oreimo as the wallpaper. -
2018-02-26 at 10:09 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Well, I got through the first day without killing someone.
During class I was thinking about just overdosing on benzos and heroin. Being hungover and burned out definitely didn’t help things, I’m sure I would have felt better sober.
Putting up with soul crushing bullshit for 4 years and then work until retirement? Suicide sounds miiiighty tempting. There’s a pretty strong case for it. -
2018-02-26 at 5:43 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-26 at 5:39 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Nope, I have to wait until then 12th of next month to meet with anyone. I also don’t necessarily reek of booze.
Dad, help me! -
2018-02-26 at 5:36 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-26 at 5:30 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Jesus Christ man, I never even got THAT wild. What were you drinking? I couldn't kill a half gallon like that in two days let alone half of one. Pretty hardcore dude.
Yeah, a deficit in the GABAergic pathway is strongly implicated in autism/asperger’s, along with numerous contributing factors in the amygdala and serotonergic system. I can handle an insane amount of alcohol due to being heavily autistic.
I’m pretty confident I could easily drink Lanny under the table. -
2018-02-26 at 5:23 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Blegh, literally seeing double about an hour before school begins. Fortunately I respond a bit abnormally to being on drugs. Toked a bit to deal with the nausea.
Woah, dude, I am way too high to properly cope with being in class for the first time in almost a decade. First is introductory Japanese to fulfill the requirement, boost my weeb level, and provide good cognitive exercise. I could become trilingual if I tried hard enough, which I’m not wiling to. If they ask why I’m here I’m considering telling them that I want to power up my weaboo level.
18 minutes. There’s no way I’ll feel sober enough.
Adapt or die I say! Like most of you I will now experience the trial which is attempting to deceive others by making them believe I am sober but eccentric. If it fails I can always walk up to the professor with a note that says “autism”. I’m actually planning on pulling this card if the need arises. -
2018-02-26 at 4:53 PM UTC in my bong gets dirty way too fastWhat kind of percolators does it have? Some get clogged far more easily.
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2018-02-26 at 3:42 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-26 at 3:37 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Fox Paws But then the AI would suffer
Why would a being that us able to modify itself so thoroughly be afflicted by chronic suffering?
There are multiple interpretations of your question, but even the others can be justified in some form. Ultimately human ethics may not be logically justifiable. -
2018-02-26 at 3:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Fuck, I drank the entire 1.75L in half a day. I wasn’t even that nervous about school, I’m just a fucking drug addict. I did have a serious enough problem with alcohol to end up checking myself into the E.R.
Threw up a bit into the loo and ‘oked some ‘ot to deal with nausea.
I’m ready to go! -
2018-02-26 at 6:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Weird.
And kind of amusing that they would quote that post. They really know who their customers are likely to be.