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  1. Originally posted by A College Professor shitting gay midgets?

    No, gay shitting on midget
  2. Originally posted by Enter >it's a NIS user proposes to a prostitute even though everyone tells him its a bad idea, and then the prostitute gets AIDS episode.

    Comic?
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck, I drank the entire 1.75L in half a day. I wasn’t even that nervous about school, I’m just a fucking drug addict. I did have a serious enough problem with alcohol to end up checking myself into the E.R.

    Threw up a bit into the loo and ‘oked some ‘ot to deal with nausea.

    I’m ready to go!
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  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws But then the AI would suffer

    Why would a being that us able to modify itself so thoroughly be afflicted by chronic suffering?

    There are multiple interpretations of your question, but even the others can be justified in some form. Ultimately human ethics may not be logically justifiable.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter Yeah, lots of stuff is happenin'. Malice is off to college, Hydro is off to the AIDS clinic…

    *Sniff*. We're growing up.

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  6. Originally posted by Malice Why would a being that us able to modify itself so thoroughly be afflicted by chronic suffering?

    Because suffering is intrinsic to consciousness.
  7. Originally posted by Malice Fuck, I drank the entire 1.75L in half a day. I wasn’t even that nervous about school, I’m just a fucking drug addict. I did have a serious enough problem with alcohol to end up checking myself into the E.R.

    Threw up a bit into the loo and ‘oked some ‘ot to deal with nausea.

    I’m ready to go!

    Jesus Christ man, I never even got THAT wild. What were you drinking? I couldn't kill a half gallon like that in two days let alone half of one. Pretty hardcore dude.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Blegh, literally seeing double about an hour before school begins. Fortunately I respond a bit abnormally to being on drugs. Toked a bit to deal with the nausea.

    Woah, dude, I am way too high to properly cope with being in class for the first time in almost a decade. First is introductory Japanese to fulfill the requirement, boost my weeb level, and provide good cognitive exercise. I could become trilingual if I tried hard enough, which I’m not wiling to. If they ask why I’m here I’m considering telling them that I want to power up my weaboo level.

    18 minutes. There’s no way I’ll feel sober enough.

    Adapt or die I say! Like most of you I will now experience the trial which is attempting to deceive others by making them believe I am sober but eccentric. If it fails I can always walk up to the professor with a note that says “autism”. I’m actually planning on pulling this card if the need arises.
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Jesus Christ man, I never even got THAT wild. What were you drinking? I couldn't kill a half gallon like that in two days let alone half of one. Pretty hardcore dude.

    Yeah, a deficit in the GABAergic pathway is strongly implicated in autism/asperger’s, along with numerous contributing factors in the amygdala and serotonergic system. I can handle an insane amount of alcohol due to being heavily autistic.

    I’m pretty confident I could easily drink Lanny under the table.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Because suffering is intrinsic to consciousness.

    I disagree, I don’t see why an AI couldn’t design itself so that it didn’t experience suffering.
  11. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice Blegh, literally seeing double about an hour before school begins. Fortunately I respond a bit abnormally to being on drugs. Toked a bit to deal with the nausea.

    Woah, dude, I am way too high to properly cope with being in class for the first time in almost a decade. First is introductory Japanese to fulfill the requirement, boost my weeb level, and provide good cognitive exercise. I could become trilingual if I tried hard enough, which I’m not wiling to. If they ask why I’m here I’m considering telling them that I want to power up my weaboo level.

    18 minutes. There’s no way I’ll feel sober enough.

    Adapt or die I say! Like most of you I will now experience the trial which is attempting to deceive others by making them believe I am sober but eccentric. If it fails I can always walk up to the professor with a note that says “autism”. I’m actually planning on pulling this card if the need arises.
    Dont you have a benzo script? Why go to class sloppy drunk and reeking of booze when you have benzos
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  12. Originally posted by Malice Blegh, literally seeing double about an hour before school begins. Fortunately I respond a bit abnormally to being on drugs. Toked a bit to deal with the nausea.

    Woah, dude, I am way too high to properly cope with being in class for the first time in almost a decade. First is introductory Japanese to fulfill the requirement, boost my weeb level, and provide good cognitive exercise. I could become trilingual if I tried hard enough, which I’m not wiling to. If they ask why I’m here I’m considering telling them that I want to power up my weaboo level.

    18 minutes. There’s no way I’ll feel sober enough.

    Adapt or die I say! Like most of you I will now experience the trial which is attempting to deceive others by making them believe I am sober but eccentric. If it fails I can always walk up to the professor with a note that says “autism”. I’m actually planning on pulling this card if the need arises.

    It’s hard to imagine that we’re currently witnessing the birth of a future school shooter
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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Nope, I have to wait until then 12th of next month to meet with anyone. I also don’t necessarily reek of booze.

    Dad, help me!
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s hard to imagine that we’re currently witnessing the birth of a future school shooter

    My Friend Dahmer.

    You can recognize the monster that you are and still willingly go down that path.

    Make the choice to be evil.

    I’m not actually planning to hurt anyone, though.
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Malice
    I’m pretty confident I could easily drink Lanny under the table.



    ever expanding my vocabulary is Malice's higher purpose,
    clutch it, nigga!
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  16. You’ve never heard that phrase before?
  17. Bragging about how much you can drink is dumb

    And no one can drink more than lanny, he needs a pint of tequila just to get out of bed in the morning
  18. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Jesus Christ man, I never even got THAT wild. What were you drinking? I couldn't kill a half gallon like that in two days let alone half of one. Pretty hardcore dude.

    Two days isn't hard if you totally glutton out and eat a lot/drink a lot of water. Start when you wake up and take periodic naps.
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws You’ve never heard that phrase before?
    no lol , the sucking a dick definition makes sense but...

    how would drinking under a table have anything to do with being more alcohol tolerant? under the table , to me, implies secret or shady behavior ie illegals getting paid under the table. or malice sucking lil sportys cock under a table
  20. Because you continue drinking long after they've gotten so drunk they've fallen underneath the table they were drinking at. They're passed out. Blacked out. Once you go black you never go back. Smoke some meth and have a heart attack. Under the table, Cain and Able. GONE.
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