The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-26 at 8:14 AM UTC

   #2281
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Whoa this thread seems like it's flying at light speed. Wasn't it like page 70 a few days ago?
2. 2018-02-26 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #2282
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Whoa this thread seems like it's flying at light speed. Wasn't it like page 70 a few days ago?

   
   stop saying that mom
3. 2018-02-26 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #2283
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   TRT has been going fast as fuck the last couple of days. At least relative to the post-zoklet norm. Maybe it's the 1337/hydro/aids drama or something but like if you don't check in for half a day you have 5 pages of backlog to skip or slog through.
4. 2018-02-26 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #2284
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, lots of stuff is happenin'. Malice is off to college, Hydro is off to the AIDS clinic...
   
   *Sniff*. We're growing up.
5. 2018-02-26 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #2285
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I wonder if she told him before posting it here. Did they know about this when they got engaged? Does he also have HIV?
6. 2018-02-26 at 8:49 AM UTC

   #2286
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Not to be a shit but their, uhh, proclivity for needles means things aren't looking good right now.
   
   I mean hypothetically, if this whole thing wasn't a troll.
7. 2018-02-26 at 8:50 AM UTC

   #2287
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Not to be a shit but their, uhh, proclivity for needles means things aren't looking good right now.
   
   I mean hypothetically, if this whole thing wasn't a troll.

   
   People keep saying it's a troll, but women don't "troll", especially not hydro.
   
   If anything, she's lying for attention, but it ain't a "troll".
8. 2018-02-26 at 8:50 AM UTC

   #2288
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Slog. Every time I see that word I think about Robert Baratheon being on foot, slogging through the mud.
9. 2018-02-26 at 8:52 AM UTC

   #2289
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thought you said Slag.
10. 2018-02-26 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #2290
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Whenever I think of Slag, I think of that time he went to a mental institution and became friends with Zach Galifianakis.
    
    
11. 2018-02-26 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #2291
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^I saw that girl in American Horror Story the other day. She is bad as fuck. Would hit without a rubber.
12. 2018-02-26 at 8:54 AM UTC

    #2292
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop ^I saw that girl in American Horror Story the other day. She is bad as fuck. Would hit without a rubber.

    
    Haha, I was just watching the trailer I posted and turned it off as soon as she came into it. Fucking hate her, and women.
13. 2018-02-26 at 9 AM UTC

    #2293
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    
    
    Such a great scene. Much cinema.
14. 2018-02-26 at 9:24 AM UTC

    #2294
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by RestStop ^I saw that girl in American Horror Story the other day. She is bad as fuck. Would hit without a rubber.

    
    What about Margot Robbie? HAWT!
15. 2018-02-26 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #2295
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Haha, I was just watching the trailer I posted and turned it off as soon as she came into it. Fucking hate her, and women.

    
    Does your resentment stem from your lack of success?
16. 2018-02-26 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #2296
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Nothing else can be stated as the aim of our existence except the knowledge that it would be better for us not to exist.
    
    
    Lanny, why haven't you joined the effort to advance AI so that we can finally put a permanent end to the suffering of existence?

    
    But then the AI would suffer
17. 2018-02-26 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #2297
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop ^I saw that girl in American Horror Story the other day. She is bad as fuck. Would hit without a rubber.

    
    That pussy is probably lined with 24k gold. Gimme that too
18. 2018-02-26 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #2298
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Trying to find porn that combines two of your fetishes is hard.
19. 2018-02-26 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #2299
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    shitting gay midgets?
20. 2018-02-26 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #2300
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Malice You weren't there, man, you didn't get all the details. I suppose it's possible that she just wanted to extend an offer of strong friendship and I can't relate to that due to being so unemotional in many ways and autistic. That would be great if it was the case, being viewed completely non-romantically or sexually.
    
    Regardless, there have been many others that demonstrated overt interest. You simply assume.

    
    she was just pitying you you idiot.
    
    
    
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