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2018-03-06 at 4:07 AM UTC in Ashkenazi jedis highest intelligence quotients of any group of human beings in history.313, have you ever had sex with a jedi woman? Would you?
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2018-03-06 at 2:58 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I think I’m similar up lanny in that I may be drawn to girls that are the opposite in many ways. I really wonder whether it may be due to a biological drive that may recognize that due to being at the extreme of many human traits, a moderated form of myself with genes to counteract my extremely skewed profile and severe deficits, largely in social ability, would indeed be optimal.
Then again, maybe there’s just something about genki girls with kawaii mannerisms.
There’s an east asian girl in my class like this. I don’t lewd her, it simply warms my heart. Happily skipping around, hugging her friend, testing her head on her and making her laugh. An image of what I’ll never have. -
2018-03-06 at 12:38 AM UTC in Chinese kids always acting retarded when trying to find a seatYeah, East Asians seem to be a lot more likely to be really shy, introverted, and awkward. I'm the same way.
An easy solution is to just wave them through when you notice them doing this, like you would with a vehicle. They could just be afraid of offending you. -
2018-03-05 at 7:26 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.DO you ever get a strong urge to kill cops?
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2018-03-05 at 6:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Have you thought about applying for a position on Sesame Street?
Because you're even trashier than Oscar the Grouch. -
2018-03-05 at 6:46 AM UTC in AwakenThat really reminds me of the weird alien close eyed visuals I got on DMT before breaking through.
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2018-03-05 at 6:23 AM UTC in The most important thing I need to always remember...DO you guys actually believe this shit or are you just trolling?
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2018-03-05 at 5:25 AM UTC in Where's mmQ?What if Chootie was the last thing that was keeping him from committing suicide? I could see it happening, he definitely did seem to have a chronic problem with severe depression.
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2018-03-05 at 2:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I just tried to watch that shit on YouTube and had to stop the video before I had an anxiety attack.
Normally I'm extremely cold and unemotional, but this game genuinely terrified me. I never played the last scenario because I was too afraid.
Originally posted by Enter wtf it's not for vive, but apparently there's a thing you can play it on called revive or some shit?
Take a video of you playing it, we won't be able to see your face with the headset on. -
2018-03-05 at 1:46 AM UTC in ATTN: CloudCatIt may have been someone else. I'm not a full blown savant, that tends to come along with crippling disability.
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2018-03-05 at 1:40 AM UTC in ATTN: CloudCat
Originally posted by Fox Paws Holy fuck the autism is strong in this thread. We got ourselves a twofer
It's pretty cool to be able to remember shit like this without even trying. Something associated triggers the memory and it just comes right back.
This thread also reminded me one time we exchanged PM's that had something to do with Berkeley and you having lived there. I think you may have been concerned that I knew where you lived due to something I wrote. -
2018-03-05 at 1:37 AM UTC in The most important thing I need to always remember...
Originally posted by Enter Remember that girl who invited me to her party last year? Dunno if I actually mentioned that one, but she's been really kind and sweet to me. OH she's the one I actually went on a date with.
Anyway, it turns out her ex-boyfriend is black.
There's a difference between dating a black guy and a nigger, Enter.
Why make the assumption that this betrays negative qualities about herself? If she's open minded and tolerant enough to feel love toward a black person then maybe she could put up with a lunatic like you. -
2018-03-05 at 1:35 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I used to know this girl who lived in a house with snakes coming out of the walls.
I just remembered that there's a snake scenario in Face Your Fears, a virtual reality game. That game is scary as fuck, I played it last year on the Gear VR I had using a Note 5.
I would love to see you play it and record it. -
2018-03-05 at 1:32 AM UTC in ATTN: CloudCatIf my autism memory serves me correctly, that was Fox Paws, correct?
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2018-03-05 at 12:21 AM UTC in Shiiiiieet SonOh, you're still alive?
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2018-03-04 at 11:17 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Fox Paws Lol, that is literally Malice's entire life philosophy. That's why he's antinatalist, because why bother
Like the overwhelming majority of human beings you do not understand antinatalism. There are also strong aspects of rejectionist philosophy in Buddhism. Renunciation and a form of resignation, accepting that things are ultimately beyond your control and letting go of the pain that comes from the desire that things be different, the illusions of free will and identity, are major parts of the ideology.
I'm just saying that your past is really nothing to brag about because it doesn't exist. -
2018-03-04 at 11:14 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I never heard about this before. Insane.
I swear to god one day the klansman will return and march through UC Berkeley. I'm going to try to recruit as many alt-righters, neo-nazis, white nationalists, pedes, channers, whoever's willing to join me, as possible. -
2018-03-04 at 11:07 PM UTC in if you ever have to walk through the hood in the middle of the night
Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Apparently eating deters crimimals as its a sign of confidence subconsciously. Wouldn't rely on doritos to keep you safe tho
Do you have a link? This sounds interesting.
One thing that keeps people from messing with me is tending to look angry as fuck when I'm outside, like I'm on the verge of mass murder/terrorism. -
2018-03-04 at 11:05 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, honestly I kinda wanted to get a three wolf moon shirt at one point but wearing literal meme is a little too cringey for me.
You have to learn to own your nerdiness. I actually had multiple positive reactions to the shirt, and I recall that the girls that complimented me ion it were pretty cute.
After I became muscular I kind of wanted to cut off the sleeves jaggedly similar to Nelson Muntz's vest:
I was fully aware of how it may come off, I just thought it would be really funny and may actually look kind of badass if you could pull it off. -
2018-03-04 at 11:01 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.And where is that pleasure now? What you did in the past is irrelevant, we're continually trapped in the present. The memories you have are nothing but shadows of past experience.
What are the rules in the UK? Like, will employers be able to see that you have a criminal record for the rest of your life? In that case you're probably fucked and will never make a decent living.