Posts by Malice

1. 2018-03-04 at 10:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by NARCassist least you not gotta live in that filthy apartment anymore tho
   
   
   
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   You've gotta try harder than that, little troll. Although considering that you were dumb enough to go to prison you probably don't have the cognitive capacity for it.
2. 2018-03-04 at 10:16 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Issue313 That is the coolest tshirt in the history of man.

   
   3 Wolf Moon!
   
   https://www.themountain.com/three-wolf-moon-classic-t-shirt/
   
   
   
   It's so fucking cool, although it's a bit cliche and nerdy. It may have been long enough that not a lot of people will be familiar with it now, it used to be somewhat famous.
   
   I had multiple cool shirts from that site, but I lost them along with nearly everything else I owned.
   
   https://www.themountain.com/wolf-of-the-cosmos-t-shirt/
   
   https://www.themountain.com/mymountain-warrior-wolf-apparel/
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Trump-Adult-T-Shirt/dp/B01LBJ1LTM
3. 2018-03-04 at 10:09 PM UTC in Should I buy a dildo?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Vizier Order it online and be sure to receive the package before your mom does

   
   Imagine getting caught then telling her, "I got it for you as a birthday/Christmas present!"
4. 2018-03-04 at 8:26 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Link?
5. 2018-03-04 at 8:04 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I wonder if anyone has ever written a professional guide on becoming a successful serial killer. Imagine how cool that would be to read.
6. 2018-03-04 at 8:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Sploo, you should start livestreaming your life when you're outside, the good moments if you're ever manic and going insane again. If you gained a reputation you could actually begin making a fair amount of money just for acting crazy. Take a good dose of benzos. I would definitely watch it.
7. 2018-03-04 at 7:56 AM UTC in FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR
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8. 2018-03-04 at 7:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

   
   Anyone remember when that Indian was following me on the train? I swear I may have been profiled as a potential terrorist. Well, I have to admit, I probably do look like one, and I often have a distinct look of wrath IRL.
   
   I really should have fucked with him.
9. 2018-03-04 at 6:05 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I recall being a lot uglier without facial hair. Maybe it's just the angle.
10. 2018-03-04 at 6:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter do you even want to date, malice?
    
    you're handsome as fuck. but how come your hair used to be straight like a white person, and now it's curly like a black person? was it just a wig in the former?

    
    I discovered a way to make your body stop producing the protein that causes curly hair, but it stopped working.
    
    
    
    
    One day, after extensive advanced surgeries and treatments, I want to look at my reflection and see this:
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

    
    It feels good to be able to make people afraid of you.
11. 2018-03-04 at 5:58 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter i hate her

    
    I find her strikingly beautiful. The ahegao face is just a silly reference that mainly hardcore weebs will get.
12. 2018-03-04 at 5:46 AM UTC in one fateful june day....
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter i dont understand alts
    
    we're all a family here, right? imagine if one day you left your family and came back wearing a fake mustache and just pretended to be a new person
    
    it'd be fucking weird

    
    
13. 2018-03-04 at 5:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 You are so delusional.

    
    
14. 2018-03-04 at 5:29 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine there being a dating event at a university as an attempt to prove that everyone is able to find someone and setting up a booth with a sign that said, "Go out with me or I swear I'm going to become a serial killer." and giving any woman that passed the Kubrick stare in order to try to prove them wrong. Just a fantasy I had.
15. 2018-03-04 at 5:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So you don't actually want to get better.

    
    The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely need them.
16. 2018-03-04 at 4:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Guessing you're currently unmedicated since you didn't respond to that question.

    
    Indeed. Initial appointment on the 12th. I'm planning to get Klonopin and Vyvanse. I should also add memantine and T-PAIN to my stack.
17. 2018-03-04 at 3:37 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter I thought you were doing STEM though?

    
    I'm not taking those classes right now. I'm going to be taking classes during the summer and winter sessions as well, so the structuring is different. I want to ease into it, for good reasons.
18. 2018-03-04 at 3:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Trump on China's Xi consolidating power: 'Maybe we'll give that a shot some day'
    
    I can't believe Trump actually said that. Did anyone else catch the statements he made on gun control this week? That was fun, really throwing everyone for a loop. Of course leftists have developed an unbreakable negative fixation.
    
    I wonder if he's actually trolling or whether he has the view that term limits are undemocratic.
19. 2018-03-04 at 3:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter How's your actual studies going, Malice? Finding it easy?

    
    Easy as shit. Nearly all classes outside of STEM are a fucking joke. It's ridiculously easy.
20. 2018-03-04 at 3:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine walking up to a large group of children, throwing candy in, like, a 10 foot radius, then yelling MORTAL COMBAT!!! as you tell them to fight each other for it and film the ensuing chaos.
    
    You could get some really bad jail time for that. People really won't like it, especially since I'd target black children because they're the most violent and impulsive.
    
    Damn I'm tempted to do that.