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2018-02-25 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I found a button/pin by the curb that says Vegan Feminist. Great way to warn men to stay the fuck away from you.
Imagine if I stuck this on my backpack and if anyone ever asked me about it I was like, "Oh, it's just a joke. I'm actually a Neo-Nazi." -
2018-02-25 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Sophie Are 1337 and Hydro still getting married?
Anyway, i feel kind of empty. Sitting here writing this all i can feel is a mild sense of boredom and cold detachment from whatever is going on in my life. When i set a goal, and attain it, which is not that often because i have a tendency to set pretty silly goals for myself. But if i do attain it, i just feel more stressed, since this is now the standard that must be adhered to. Believe it or not some people think i'm pretty great at certain things. And somehow this makes me a great person in their eyes. But every time anyone praises me for anything i just feel fake. I got lucky somehow, but i haven't the heart to tell these people that. You be glad for me, i'll just go on pretending and suffer in silence i guess. But sometimes i don't want to pretend, so i avoid things, but i can't avoid them for long because i don't want to disappoint anyone. Which in turn gives me more stress and makes me want to avoid things even more.
Actually, i should just stop giving a shit, but somewhere inside me i can't. Because i just can't let go of the hope that somehow these people might be right after all.
Hey, i stopped feeling bored. Now i just feel sad…
You should give Schopenhauer a try. I'd recommend starting with his essay The Vanity of Existence
https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/pessimism/chapter2.html -
2018-02-25 at 9:40 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.God I fucking hate cardio, my endurance is ridiculously bad. Gotta get back into the habit of exercising regularly, which I haven't done in 2-3 years, having been incredibly sedentary during that time, because I need to be optimal condition to exterminate the human race.
I felt an interesting sensation in my brain. Anyone that exercises should try taking a form of Semax right before, it greatly amplifies this. The reason why is below:
[Semax and selank inhibit the enkephalin*-degrading enzymes from human serum]].
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11443939
*either of two compounds that occur naturally in the brain. They are peptides related to the endorphins, with similar physiological effects.
Trust me, if you do cardio, HIIT, or weight lifting and have the money it's worth buying just to experience this effect. It greatly augments the general improvement in mood, feeling of physical well being, and even cognition. -
2018-02-25 at 7:52 PM UTC in For realz, how the fuck do creatures like this exist?
Originally posted by Lanny It's kinda creepy that environments do this to life. Like in a process of hundreds to thousands of generations radical phenotypic changes take place. Like corrupting the flesh and shit ~~~maaaannn~~~. It kinda freaks me out if I think about it too much, like the same kind of feeling as body horror stuff.
We're trapped in biological vessels that evolved countless abhorrent aspects to most effectively spread genes.
Existence is a horror. -
2018-02-25 at 6:27 AM UTC in >when you've been in solitude for too long coz of mumps and go a bit crazyTry being in solitude for years, speaking an average of less than 10 words a month to people IRL and only out of necessity, like a bank teller or cashier.
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2018-02-25 at 4:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Damn, how many times didn’t happen and how close were you?
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2018-02-25 at 3:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.What about the multiple shootings?
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2018-02-25 at 3:47 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Fox Paws For a while, I lived back and forth between the Tenderloin and 6th & Mission. I almost got my head bashed in with a hammer by a deranged crackhead once around 1AM. I was also involved in multiple drive-by shootings.
If someone like Malice tried to intimidate me IRL I would have probably lol’d
These sound like interesting stories. You had shit luck.
See Lanny? Sometimes crazy shit just happens.
What are the odds of this happening to someone? -
2018-02-25 at 3:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Hahaha, I keep forgetting he’s in the UK.
You would wet yourself if we crossed paths at night. -
2018-02-25 at 2:58 AM UTC in For realz, how the fuck do creatures like this exist?No dude, eons of evolution and countless life cycles and mutations produce this. If a god made this, what about the fossil record?
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2018-02-25 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-24 at 11:40 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Is there anyone here other than Captain Falcon who has never shown their face?
What a fucking coward. Even an eccentric looking hikikomori with Asperger's is willing to reveal themselves but he can't? It's just like his gimmick of being rich, he desperately wants to hide the ugly reality. -
2018-02-24 at 9:59 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I've heard the odds of a guy getting it from vaginal intercourse are pretty low.
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2018-02-24 at 9:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-24 at 7:31 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Not much info available, Hydro just claims she has HIV. I think there's a high chance it's just a troll.
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2018-02-24 at 7:21 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Oh, alright, it was just a joke for my amusement.
I purposefully did the Kubrick stare (I didn't know there was a term for it). The girl taking the picture actually told me, "You look scary." in a light-hearted manner, but I responded, "That's how I want it." We actually had to retake the picture because I had crouched down a bit too much the first time.
Also, it's been maybe a month since my last haircut and I'm going to get one today or tomorrow before school starts. My hair is unmanageable mess that needs to be kept short. Damn African genes poisoning me.
I also don't like the way I look with a mustache, too spic-ish, but without any facial hair I look worse, undeveloped. -
2018-02-24 at 7:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Tactical bowl cut wig coming right up.
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2018-02-24 at 6:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-24 at 5:54 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Imagine me cropping an image of my eyes, enlarging it, saving it, uploading it, and then posting it. Because that’s what I would do if I have enough of a fuck right now.
I think everyone should post their best selfie right now from a similar angle. I do need a haircut, but you really aren’t one to make fun of anyone’s hair.
You know you wouldn’t dare say anything like this to my face. -
2018-02-24 at 5:07 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.You also took the fine jedielry I gave you, the jedielry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. (Ezekiel 16:17)
Lol, someone made gold and silver dildos in the Bible.
