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2018-03-04 at 3:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-04 at 3:26 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Some weird old guy just walked through and put candy, a small pouch of WHOPPERS malted milk balls (Better than most candy), on my laptop's keyboard, which I had on my lap and was using. First thing I thought was that it was one of those scams where they ask for money later. Fuck no I'm not gonna eat it. I feel dirty just having touched it.
I'm going to leave it there for a child to the risk on. I saw him give some to a bunch of kids, so if they start dropping dead or convulsing I'll know I made the right choice. -
2018-03-04 at 3:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-04 at 2:56 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.In this state I feel like the predator rather than the prey while high.
Imagine how terrifying it would be to have someone like Adam Lanza or Nikolas Cruz going after you full force after snapping.
You’d better watch out, or I’ll get some autistics on your ass. -
2018-03-04 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by NARCassist do you know whats a good indicator of mental illness?
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The floor wasn’t even that dirty.
Whatever man, you’re probably trolling and I’m hot going to fall for it. It isn’t even funny, just annoying, like §m£ÂgØL’s trolling style. That’s right, you’re in the same league as §m£ÂgØL.
§m£ÂgØL. -
2018-03-04 at 2:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.HOOO MAMA!
After an acute depressive period I may feel a bout of hypomania coming on.
I feel like a high powered autistic machine combined with a hyperactive maniac, except it's pretty subdued right now.
Peppy. Genki. I guess this is just how normal people might feel when they're in good physical condition and happy. -
2018-03-04 at 12:22 AM UTC in Lololololol. Stupid slut!
Originally posted by Xlite What the fuck am i looking at?
It's called Tagada: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tagada -
2018-03-04 at 12:22 AM UTC in Lololololol. Stupid slut!At first I thought, "What the fuck kind of ride is that? How the hell is this legal/approved?"
But now I really want to try one. -
2018-03-03 at 11:57 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.No, not everyone was targeting. The majority of the people at the psych ward didn't do anything to me, some seemed to defend me at times, and some actually seemed to like me; you presumptive fucktard.
Of course the ransacking is connected. I ran out of there when a car suddenly swerved right in front of the place I was kneeling while grabbing the bars of the fence (He told me to do that and I complied because I'm a pussy, was afraid of getting shot, and was trying to defuse the situation because I hadn't actually done anything.). Hoped the fence behind the house and eventually ran all the way to the ER entrance because I knew there was usually at least one police cruiser parked there. Told the cop, then at some point walked back. They weren't even in there that long and fucking trashed the place. Jesus christ you're stupid as fuck.
I wasn't abused at the ER, I was abused at the area below the psych ward where they monitor you before deciding whether you need to go to the actual ER, and it was mainly only 3 people there who were sadistic pieces of shit.
The cops showed up at the train station because I was sitting on a bench in front of the station agent booth and he saw how freaked out I was, asked if I was okay. They weren't in on fucking me over, at least one of them was just a bad cop.
It wasn't a grand conspiracy against me, it was a complete coincidence that I ran into multiple bad people. Richmond is a fucking shithole and some areas just draw far higher concentrations of low quality people.
Great athletic abilities and general intelligence, no wonder your book turned out to be such a masterpiece. Goddamn you are a fucking moron.
If I was so fucking insane that I had a complete replacement of reality then why has absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happened in the nearly 5 months since then? -
2018-03-03 at 11:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Even if this were true, the fuck is epic about convincing everyone you have a micropenis?
It was pretty fucking funny. Lots of lulz were had by all.
I was able to transcend my individuality and mortality, the limitations of being trapped in a biological vessel, by becoming a meme. (No, not really) -
2018-03-03 at 10:51 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Nobody ever claimed that random acts of violence didn't happen. It's the way the story unfolded, your particular story, that gave your psychosis away. You're also incredibly delusional enough as is, and you WERE in a mental facility.
§m£ÂgØL, you are a fucking retarded brat.
If you told a random person about the shit that allegedly happened involving Hydro, while you were staying with her, do you think people may be doubtful, particularly considering your history of trolling? What about that time you PM'd me about having clear symptoms of schizophrenia?
The series of events goes as follows:I was in a particularly dangerous area of Richmond CA, a city which is considerably more violent than average, the guy, who was probably a gang member, flips out on me over nothing, apartment ends up ransacked, threatened again later, cops useless morons, lie and check myself into ER so I can be held somewhere safe, transported away from there, then giving temporary housing afterward, 3 of the people there fucking abuse me at the psychiatric facility, talk my way out of in the morning, get sent to the train station, the street I lived on leading straight to it, only about a 12 minute walk away, freak out due to the PTSD I had developed because I was afraid of getting killed and didn't know what to do, cops come and speak to me a bit, at least one is a piece of shit that probably lied and claimed I was a threat to myself and others, the EMT in the back fucking abuses me, end up getting sent to the actual psych ward, try to make a run for it due to fear of being abused and held indefinitely, grapple with two of the staff when they surround and attempt to restrain me, then nearly had my thumbs broken by one of them as payback, and I'm not sure what happened afterward for about a day due to being hit with a high dose of a sedative and anti-psychotic, standard procedure.
That's pretty much the gist of it. It's not as if I'm claiming demons attacked me or that the government tried to assassinate me.
God I want to gouge out your eyes. I'm going to ask Hydro for your PI so I can pay you a visit if I'm ever in the area. I swear I'd kidnap and torture you to teach you a lesson if I ever had the chance. -
2018-03-03 at 8:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/North-Richmond-gang-busted-after-highway-12162067.php
8/30/17 North Richmond gang faces 33 charges in crime-spree killings, robberies
A North Richmond street gang was behind a violent East Bay crime spree last year that included the killings of three people and the shooting of an Orinda school board member and pistol-whipping of her husband as they were robbed in their driveway in September, authorities said Wednesday.
In all, the gang — which authorities said they have largely dismantled — has been linked to the three homicides, 14 attempted murders, two carjackings, six armed robberies and four home burglaries in 12 cities of Alameda and Contra Costa counties. Police said they have arrested seven members of the gang.
Bertram Fairries, an FBI agent who was on the team that helped take down the gang, said the crimes were among the “most egregious” in the Bay Area in years. While some of the violence was motivated by disputes with rival gangs, much of it was random acts meant to instill fear in the community, he said.
*Ahem* Lanny?
Some of these gangs are insanely violent. Full blown psychopaths. What if the people who targeted me over nothing were in a gang like MS-13 or had cartel ties? Based on their behavior I think they were involved in some serious shit.
I really think I came close to getting killed and would have been if I hadn't lied and checked myself into the ER a few blocks away. -
2018-03-03 at 9:44 AM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attackI have to admit, that is gay as fuck, and some people actually believe angels exist! Madness.
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2018-03-03 at 9:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Eagles Can Fly
Monkeys can climb
Crickets can leap
Horses can race
Owls can seek
Cheetahs can run
Eagles can fly
People can try
But that's about it. -
2018-03-03 at 7:49 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Nope, my penis is perfectly normal. That was a troll, and it was easy to do. All I had to do was pull the skin at the base up a certain way which you couldn't see in the pic. For another I just pressed it in and took pictures really quickly until I got one at the right moment.
It was an epic troll. -
2018-03-03 at 7:44 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-03 at 7:40 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I'm pretty sure fucking a cat wouldn't even be possible. Did you never see the pics of the multiple stray cats I fed at my old place?
I was always nice to them and it took me months of a patience to gain their trust.
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2018-03-03 at 5:36 AM UTC in women have never flirted with me
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2018-03-03 at 5:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.My mind has been absolutely ravaged by severe mental illness and knowledge of the nature of reality, it feels fragmented, having been unable to properly cope and cracking under the weight of existence. I wonder how different things could have been if my life had gone better and hadn't taken such a dark route.
I'm regularly in a state where my mind is a jumbled mess, I feel mostly dead inside, my cognitive ability has clearly been reduced over time and can fluctuate wildly, unable to fully control it, negative emotions beyond my control.I really wonder whether I may have a degenerative disease or disorder and this will only continue to get worse over time.
Then again, it's only been 4 days of school so far and of course I shouldn't expect results that quickly.
I wonder where this is heading and what the end will be like. At least I feel I've lost my fear of death in the way that really matters. No matter how bad things get I can always likely return to the void, the place that feels like home, where I truly belong. -
2018-03-03 at 3:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Holy fuck, I'm playing Doki Doki and I think someone's about to kill themselves. What the fuck do I do?! I barely read anything about the game beforehand, so I never had anything spoiled for me.
My solution: Stop focusing on only one girl and become a player. I wonder if a harem ending is actually possible. I just want everyone to be happy, although I wonder if Monika is secretly an evil bitch. Maybe killing her or pushing her to suicide is the optimal pathway.
I'm learning so much about love and human interaction, this is so educational.
