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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine there being a dating event at a university as an attempt to prove that everyone is able to find someone and setting up a booth with a sign that said, "Go out with me or I swear I'm going to become a serial killer." and giving any woman that passed the Kubrick stare in order to try to prove them wrong. Just a fantasy I had.
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  2. Originally posted by Malice Imagine there being a dating event at a university as an attempt to prove that everyone is able to find someone and setting up a booth with a sign that said, "Go out with me or I swear I'm going to become a serial killer." and giving any woman that passed the Kubrick stare in order to try to prove them wrong. Just a fantasy I had.

  3. do you even want to date, malice?

    you're handsome as fuck. but how come your hair used to be straight like a white person, and now it's curly like a black person? was it just a wig in the former?
  4. If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 You are so delusional.

  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

  7. Originally posted by Malice

    i hate her
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  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter i hate her

    I find her strikingly beautiful. The ahegao face is just a silly reference that mainly hardcore weebs will get.
  9. Originally posted by Malice I find her strikingly beautiful. The ahegao face is just a silly reference that mainly hardcore weebs will get.

    she's phony. she doesn't even like anime. she likes people knowing she likes anime. i hate her so much and im gonna fuck her so hard shes gonna be cumming out of those cat ears
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter do you even want to date, malice?

    you're handsome as fuck. but how come your hair used to be straight like a white person, and now it's curly like a black person? was it just a wig in the former?

    I discovered a way to make your body stop producing the protein that causes curly hair, but it stopped working.




    One day, after extensive advanced surgeries and treatments, I want to look at my reflection and see this:



    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

    It feels good to be able to make people afraid of you.
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  11. malice you're my soul mate. :(
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I recall being a lot uglier without facial hair. Maybe it's just the angle.
  13. i look in the mirror and i seem good looking

    not a model, but im definitely not ugly

    but when i take photos i look like a monster
  14. Just realized her shirt said hentai, lol
  15. Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Just realized her shirt said hentai, lol

    proof shes a phony

    she obv doesnt watch hentai
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    This thread is so interesting to read. All the real shit goes down in here.

    Everyone's hopes and dreams. Their fears, their strengths....all laid out for everyone to see and critique....
  17. Originally posted by Grimace This thread is so interesting to read. All the real shit goes down in here.

    Everyone's hopes and dreams. Their fears, their strengths….all laid out for everyone to see and critique….

    hydro has AIDS
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  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter hydro has AIDS

    Hahahahhahahaha!!!

    I know! Best thing EVER!

    HAHAH FUCKING GHOULISH BITCH!
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

    Anyone remember when that Indian was following me on the train? I swear I may have been profiled as a potential terrorist. Well, I have to admit, I probably do look like one, and I often have a distinct look of wrath IRL.

    I really should have fucked with him.
  20. freaks on E thats how we fuck brother.. . . ..

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