The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-04 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #2721
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Imagine there being a dating event at a university as an attempt to prove that everyone is able to find someone and setting up a booth with a sign that said, "Go out with me or I swear I'm going to become a serial killer." and giving any woman that passed the Kubrick stare in order to try to prove them wrong. Just a fantasy I had.
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2. 2018-03-04 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #2722
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Imagine there being a dating event at a university as an attempt to prove that everyone is able to find someone and setting up a booth with a sign that said, "Go out with me or I swear I'm going to become a serial killer." and giving any woman that passed the Kubrick stare in order to try to prove them wrong. Just a fantasy I had.

   
   
3. 2018-03-04 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #2723
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   do you even want to date, malice?
   
   you're handsome as fuck. but how come your hair used to be straight like a white person, and now it's curly like a black person? was it just a wig in the former?
4. 2018-03-04 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #2724
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.
5. 2018-03-04 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #2725
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 You are so delusional.

   
   
6. 2018-03-04 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #2726
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

   
   
7. 2018-03-04 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #2727
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice

   
   i hate her
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8. 2018-03-04 at 5:58 AM UTC

   #2728
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Enter i hate her

   
   I find her strikingly beautiful. The ahegao face is just a silly reference that mainly hardcore weebs will get.
9. 2018-03-04 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #2729
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I find her strikingly beautiful. The ahegao face is just a silly reference that mainly hardcore weebs will get.

   
   she's phony. she doesn't even like anime. she likes people knowing she likes anime. i hate her so much and im gonna fuck her so hard shes gonna be cumming out of those cat ears
10. 2018-03-04 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #2730
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter do you even want to date, malice?
    
    you're handsome as fuck. but how come your hair used to be straight like a white person, and now it's curly like a black person? was it just a wig in the former?

    
    I discovered a way to make your body stop producing the protein that causes curly hair, but it stopped working.
    
    
    
    
    One day, after extensive advanced surgeries and treatments, I want to look at my reflection and see this:
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

    
    It feels good to be able to make people afraid of you.
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11. 2018-03-04 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #2731
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    malice you're my soul mate. :(
12. 2018-03-04 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #2732
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I recall being a lot uglier without facial hair. Maybe it's just the angle.
13. 2018-03-04 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #2733
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i look in the mirror and i seem good looking
    
    not a model, but im definitely not ugly
    
    but when i take photos i look like a monster
14. 2018-03-04 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #2734
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just realized her shirt said hentai, lol
15. 2018-03-04 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #2735
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Just realized her shirt said hentai, lol

    
    proof shes a phony
    
    she obv doesnt watch hentai
16. 2018-03-04 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #2736
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    This thread is so interesting to read. All the real shit goes down in here.
    
    Everyone's hopes and dreams. Their fears, their strengths....all laid out for everyone to see and critique....
17. 2018-03-04 at 6:27 AM UTC

    #2737
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace This thread is so interesting to read. All the real shit goes down in here.
    
    Everyone's hopes and dreams. Their fears, their strengths….all laid out for everyone to see and critique….

    
    hydro has AIDS
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18. 2018-03-04 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #2738
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter hydro has AIDS

    
    Hahahahhahahaha!!!
    
    I know! Best thing EVER!
    
    HAHAH FUCKING GHOULISH BITCH!
19. 2018-03-04 at 7:20 AM UTC

    #2739
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If I ever sat next to Malice on a plane I would spend as much time praying to God as possible.

    
    Anyone remember when that Indian was following me on the train? I swear I may have been profiled as a potential terrorist. Well, I have to admit, I probably do look like one, and I often have a distinct look of wrath IRL.
    
    I really should have fucked with him.
20. 2018-03-04 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #2740
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    freaks on E thats how we fuck brother.. . . ..