Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-26 at 10:42 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I been using cyberghost while at home, but when I'm at friends houses sometimes I just use their internet raw. I can trust Lanny with IP's, I feel.
   
   
   Also, I been charged with a few felonies. Only pled down on one, that was the one that I had a public defender for. Get a good lawyer on retainer, kids, you will thank me later.

   QFT
2. 2015-09-26 at 10:41 PM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If my kid had ever tried to put his hands on me in anger he would have never been able to eat corn on the cob again, much like SpectraL. Your dad must be a regular beta cunt.
3. 2015-09-26 at 10:36 PM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]YOU FUCK, YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU JERKOFF, GO TO HELL
   
   You're evil, every Saturday night you cause an event you fucking baby[/SIZE][/FONT]
4. 2015-09-26 at 10:23 PM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can't forget Zoklet-era CxDx cognitive decline
   
   
   
5. 2015-09-26 at 9:48 PM UTC in God tier stories thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mom, can we like...move...I think he wants to KILL me!!!
   
   It's okay Ashley, we'll just get ADT security :)
6. 2015-09-26 at 9:46 PM UTC in God tier stories thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   [SIZE=72px]STORY TIME[/SIZE]How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

   
   Malice wrote this
   
7. 2015-09-26 at 9:38 PM UTC in Boat or RV/camper
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Boats are like swimming pools. Both are more fun when your friends own them.
8. 2015-09-26 at 9:34 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Ok here's my biggest life accomplishment: I've never been convicted of a felony

   Me neither. I have been charged with assault with a deadly weapon 4 times (sword, car, baseball bat, and machete) but I beat all four charges. I love self defense.
9. 2015-09-26 at 9:30 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   eh, I just paid someone to fix the water heater, I had something come up and was otherwise engaged.

   So what was the problem?
10. 2015-09-26 at 9:24 PM UTC in Suggest me some beer.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    PBR is cheap as shit. Which would explain broke ass hipsters drinking it I suppose.
11. 2015-09-26 at 9:19 PM UTC in You guy wont ever believe who just sent me an email
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Yeah…. you've never fucked asshole all night long before?
    
    I've banged two chicks up the ass one night while rolling my balls off, and goddamn son did it smell like straight up asshole up in there!
    One even passed the fuck out because the music was so loud I was just pounding, when I pulled out she was unconscious and just laying there convulsing! ha!

    
    
    " [FONT=Arial]Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial]You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial]The story of a demented bread-boffer [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial]And acted like it was cocaine"[/FONT]
    
    
12. 2015-09-26 at 9:10 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I hoped you used a proxy cause that's an IP grabber script meant for Dumpster Slut, lol.

    I use Cyber Ghost for Android.
13. 2015-09-26 at 9:08 PM UTC in Question for Libertarians/AnCaps
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Natural rights is so passé. It's a decent introduction for beginners, but among the serious anarcho-capitalist theorists it hasn't been the standard position for a while. Of course, as with any ideology, the majority aren't particularly well informed, knowledgeable, intelligent, have a very good grasp of their preferred ideology in general. Your standard run of the mill minarchist/minimal state libertarian, internet libertarian, is like this; they're a very poor representation of us, just as you would likely feel an enormous cringe if you heard your typical early 20 redditors discussing (parroting feel-good quotes back and forth) Bernie Sanders and we're unfairly grouped in with them, if others assumed that they represented your views.
    
    Consequentialism is a much better position from which to argue: www.google.com/search?q=david+friedman+consequentialism
    
    Although this book does provide a very good criticism for the moral justification of government: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_of_Political_Authority

    Please tell me you don't vote.
14. 2015-09-26 at 9:06 PM UTC in Boat or RV/camper
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    RV, because you can always just buy a fucking canoe and strap it to the goddamn RV,

    Or even tow a real boat behind it, good point.
15. 2015-09-26 at 7:05 PM UTC in You guy wont ever believe who just sent me an email
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I can smell the asshole hurt from over here you jelly lil bitch. You act like some lil bitch boi who had his lover leave him for a younger tighter asshole boi

    So you are familiar with the scent of assholes?
16. 2015-09-26 at 6:35 PM UTC in Got my etizolam
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You are the biggest waste of space on this site. Even SpectraL brings more to the table IRL than you.
17. 2015-09-26 at 6:33 PM UTC in You guy wont ever believe who just sent me an email
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You jelly brah?!

    Of?
18. 2015-09-26 at 6:32 PM UTC in Your home is so momless
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Can we please get back to the cat food sandwiches?

    Sorry, but we don't feel like discussing another one of your lies.
19. 2015-09-26 at 4:52 PM UTC in You guy wont ever believe who just sent me an email
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    quiet bad beaver

    How cute, you and Bill Krozby riding the same float in the parade. Maybe the two of you can move to Rowan County Kentucky and get married.
20. 2015-09-26 at 4:41 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Considering I found a pretty good and easy to accomplish cocktail yes, I think I'm smart rodent
    https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Amitriptyline_cocktail

    Is that how you measure intellect? Your ability to use Google?