Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-28 at 2:24 PM UTC in SpectraL, how mad are you?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Just fuck already

   Sure thing Sploo Jr
2. 2015-09-28 at 2:21 PM UTC in The Universe and You
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   that's some deep shit right there, rodent.
   
   but why are there so many of us? one time isn't enough for the universe?
   
   maybe the universe really, really likes to eat,fuck, sleep and do drugs, millions of times over for dozens of thousands of years.

   It seems to be the case.
3. 2015-09-28 at 2:19 PM UTC in I just married a broken up couple.
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   At least you're not DS
4. 2015-09-28 at 2:18 PM UTC in Interesting info about buspar
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   Buspar gave me headaches.
5. 2015-09-28 at 2:17 PM UTC in Best show/series you've ever watched?
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   The only TV I really watch is NFL.
6. 2015-09-28 at 2:14 PM UTC in Should fraternities be banned?
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   Why should I be banned because i support mens rights? herp durp, looks like we got simp in the house, darth beaver b simpin'!

   Because you're you
   
7. 2015-09-28 at 2:13 PM UTC in Full Lunar Eclipse tonight 8pm EST
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   It was cool.
8. 2015-09-28 at 2:12 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
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   We had a great view of it in West Central Florida last night. I was at a little redneck bar and made half the bar come outside and watch.
9. 2015-09-28 at 2:10 PM UTC in The tea party is everything wrong with America
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   ITT kids who think they have a clue.
10. 2015-09-28 at 12:26 PM UTC in Come Fly With Me....
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    I'm FatMax and I have no prefrontal cortex
11. 2015-09-28 at 11:39 AM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
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    ^meh the punk/metal crossover genre's aren't for everybody.
    
    sploo ever heard of these guys?
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjWK_q_5dI
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7DBTwbfiXA
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1USrCuzA1s

    
    The reviews for Noise-A-Go Go !!! are so fucking funny
    
    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Where do I start? 59 tracks in 25 minutes of harsh grindcore. There's a collage of dead babies on the sleeve
    
    Is it necessary to count-off grindcore songs?[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Is it necessary to have [/SIZE][/FONT]multiple[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px] intros on one grindcore album?[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Is it necessary - really, is it necessary - to create album artwork out of various deformed fetus creatures?[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]For so much that is unnecessary with this album, it sure is a strange grind necessity.
    
    This album is so heartwarmingly DIY: from those 2 second silence interludes between EVERY track ('n' there's over 50 of those) to thee seemingly random segments from thee polka-folk rekkerds dubbed "intro" to thee too loud bass, thee drums that sound like a bass, thee vocals that are indistinguishable from a bass and thee guitars (or are those more basses?). [/SIZE][/FONT]
    
    The only value it has is for comedy, there is no way in hell anyone actually says "hey, I want to pop in Noise-A-Go-Go to listen to it."
    
    
12. 2015-09-28 at 9:57 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    But I thought you surpassed human limitations :\
13. 2015-09-28 at 9:48 AM UTC in So i'm browsing youtube right...
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    good thing i'm behind 7 proxies
14. 2015-09-28 at 9:39 AM UTC in Site is too slow
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    Did you sign up on here to sell office furniture?
15. 2015-09-28 at 9:32 AM UTC in My dream
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16. 2015-09-28 at 9:17 AM UTC in Ashley's "I love you Sploo" youtube campaign
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    how many d'awws did you d'aww
17. 2015-09-28 at 7:43 AM UTC in My dream
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    I want to dig up Ronald Regean's body and push it down a big flight of stairs. I want to film it and do it in a big crowded area.
18. 2015-09-28 at 6:47 AM UTC in The tea party is everything wrong with America
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    Q. What destroyed every great empire ever?
    A. poor people, minorities, and foreign ideas
    
    True story.
    
19. 2015-09-28 at 4:38 AM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Did you guys see it? It was quite the spectacle albeit slow paced.

    
    Yeah but its interesting to see the progression.
20. 2015-09-28 at 3:31 AM UTC in Sports Thread
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    First off instead of a sports thread can we please have a sports section or at least a sub forum?
    Beyond that being a die-hard Cleveland Browns fan you can only imagine my glee when I discovered Ben Roethlisberger was going to be out for 4 to 6 weeks due to a knee injury.
    
    Here is the funny part, about 2 or 3 hours ago my buddy Bert who is a die-hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan and I we're standing at the bar knocking down some beers and I looked at him and said, hey Bert I just got an update from the CBS Sports app on my phone the Ben Roethlisberger will be out for 6 weeks due to a knee injury.
    
    And the funny thing is I completely made it up. And turn to my friend Scott sitting next to me and said hey Scott I just completely made that up.
    
    I just read on my CBS Sports app for Android that Ben Roethlisberger will be out for 4 to 6 weeks due to the hit it took to his knee. Haha haha haha