Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-28 at 12:58 AM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who gone be high as fuck for the end of the world?
   This goy! *points to self* *puffs joint*
2. 2015-09-27 at 9:48 PM UTC in God tier stories thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=Verdana]Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Verdana]And other times I feel like I should go.[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Verdana]And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Verdana]And when you're gone we want you all to know.[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Verdana]We'll carry on,[/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Verdana]We'll carry on[/FONT]
   
3. 2015-09-27 at 9:40 PM UTC in Should fraternities be banned?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Laci green lives in my neighborhood here in austin tx home to one of the most prestigious universities. I used to work for a fraternity sigma chi and the guys seemed pretty chill but like most people in their early to mid twenties can get kinda rowdy from all the partying.
   
   What do you think about this issue? hmmmm?!
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lpwUnBId6U

   I think that broad's annoying voice should be banned, and you.
4. 2015-09-27 at 9:14 PM UTC in Come Fly With Me....
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   …well the take off bit mostly…

   
   

   

   
   
5. 2015-09-27 at 8:28 PM UTC in Darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I was trying to insinuate that I had spectral and dark rodent on ignore, but as usual, no one groks the sophisticated subleties of my comedic genius.

   
   Can I get you anything? Coffee... a biscuit... a taxi home?
6. 2015-09-27 at 7:46 PM UTC in What's up with ie/ei in English?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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   [This is a fast-access FAQ excerpt.] This old schoolroom spelling rule is supposed to help remember the spelling of vowels pronounced /i:/, the long "e" sound of "feed". It has no value for words where the vowel is pronounced in any other way, the key fact which people bemused by many "exceptions" to the rule usually do not realise. A version often cited in the U.K. makes the restriction clear: When the sound is /i:/, it's I before E except after C. A common U.S. version: … or when pronounced /eI/ as in "neighbour" and "weigh". is misleading, as "ei" has many other pronunciations, as in, for instance, "height", "heifer", and "forfeit". The rule also fails to apply to names (Sheila, Keith, Leigh, etc.). "I before E": Properly applied, the rule is a very useful guide for people who are not naturally excellent spellers; those who are may look out for themselves. To an RP speaker, the exceptions in common use are very few: they are "seize", "inveigle", "caffeine", "protein", and "codeine". (The last three were originally pronounced as three-syllable words.) Other dialects pronounce a few other -ei- words with /i:/, making extra exceptions: "either" and "neither" (RP vowel: /aI/, as in "pie"), "geisha" and "sheik(h)" (RP: /eI/, as in "say"), and "leisure" (RP: /E/, as in "get"). (Of course, derivatives of the above words, such as "seizure", "decaffeinate", and "sheik(h)dom", are spelled similarly.) There are many exceptions in Scots, so speakers with a large Scots vocabulary may as well give up on this rule. The vowel in "weir" and "weird" is usually quite different, as comparison of "weird" and "weed" will show; for most speakers, "weird" has a diphthong. "except after C": Fowler, who called the rule "very useful", noted: "The c exception covers the many derivatives of Latin capio [= "take"], which are in such common use (receive, deceit, inconceivable; cf. relieve, belief, irretrievable) that a simple rule of thumb is necessary." For most Britons, /i:/ after C is always "ei" rather than "ie", except in "specie" and "species". Americans generally pronounce -cies and -cied in words derived from -cy endings (e.g., "fancies" and "fancied" from "fancy") with /i:/ rather than /I/, making these words exceptions. Still, few people have any difficulty pluralizing -y, so such speakers should still be able to extract some value from the rule, by the application of a little common sense. [/LEFT]
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   http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxibefor.html
7. 2015-09-27 at 7:40 PM UTC in The Universe and You
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   .

   Tolle also said, "You are this universe experiencing itself, very briefly, as as a human."
8. 2015-09-27 at 7:35 PM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You guys will probably think I am BSing but IDC.
   
   ever hear of ray 'boom boom' mancini? my stepdad used to spar with him, and would even beat him once in a while
   
   he claims he was going to be a pro boxer but says his mom didn't approve…catholics are wierd.
   
   so, that's pretty much why it would have done me no good to fight my stepdad.

   
   I remember Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini and his favorite vegetable, Kim Duk-koo.
9. 2015-09-27 at 7:26 PM UTC in Can anyone here please talk to me im about to kill myself
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can't count to 3 unless I'm counting past 12, 620, 000, 000 so I'll see you all in 40 years.
10. 2015-09-27 at 7:20 PM UTC in Ah shit...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One more reason to end it all
11. 2015-09-27 at 7:18 PM UTC in I just married a broken up couple.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your high Allright....
12. 2015-09-27 at 7:16 PM UTC in Hello Everyone
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck off mud farmer.
13. 2015-09-27 at 7:14 PM UTC in You're staying with your Turkish uncle, his two kids, and his wife
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    turks are barely human

    It's true you boys, just ask any Greek.
14. 2015-09-27 at 6:08 PM UTC in Ah shit...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dont recall making thread... :-/
15. 2015-09-27 at 5:37 PM UTC in You're staying with your Turkish uncle, his two kids, and his wife
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You indiscriminately chug all of the alcohol in the house, to leave your mom to apologize for everything, then stay in your neice'a room listening to grindcore playing Starcraft/Warcraft III considering jerking off into her panties. I am the best house guest.
16. 2015-09-27 at 3 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You have a Darkie spam allergy as well, do you? I always sneeze when he replies in 30 seconds or less.

    I love it when I have you wound up this tight. You and Fanglakai always were my favorite toys. The only bad part is like all toys now days you just break too easy. But take heart Specky boy, you're twice as tuff as Fanglakai because after all I've only got you to rage quit once.
17. 2015-09-27 at 2:55 PM UTC in I just made a married couple break up
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    she's with me now

    

    
    
18. 2015-09-27 at 2:52 PM UTC in What sort of mental retardation causes white people to think they're black?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Trailer park life.
19. 2015-09-27 at 2:17 PM UTC in Can anyone here please talk to me im about to kill myself
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Die
20. 2015-09-27 at 2:16 PM UTC in Wikipedia article for major federal case cites Zoklet for court transcript
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah, this was back in 1990