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Your home is so momless

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    [FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]she didn't even come home for dinner last night.[/FONT]
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your home is so momless that you were never even fucking BORN
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    Your home is so momless you have two dads.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your home is so momless nobody will even grab you by the earlobe and call you young man.
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    Your home is so momless you don't get in trouble for having pop with breakfast
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Your home is so momless you have to wear your clothes 3 days in a row because there's no clean laundry.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Your home is so momless you have to wear your clothes 3 days in a row because there's no clean laundry.

    That means 100+ putfits in a year, do you have 100+ outfits? If so are you a woman?
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    I have one outfit x10 unless you count socks. If it's socks I have 20 identical pairs.
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    That means 100+ putfits in a year, do you have 100+ outfits? If so are you a woman?
    You re wear them cause there 9smdm no one for th e laundry not that the clean laundry is out just that it's being cleaned
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    You re wear them cause there 9smdm no one for th e laundry not that the clean laundry is out just that it's being cleaned
    You wanna try that one more time in English genius?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You wanna try that one more time in English genius?
    No worse than your typing, really.
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    No worse than your typing, really.
    I "type" on an LG G3 and worry more about the message than correct grammar/punctuation. Someday when that dinosaur you sit at shits the bed and you are at the library posting you will understand.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Can we please get back to the cat food sandwiches?
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    Can we please get back to the cat food sandwiches?
    Sorry, but we don't feel like discussing another one of your lies.
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