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2016-03-02 at 11:07 AM UTC in The website obesity crisis"Does your page design improve when you replace every image with William Howard Taft?"
Hahahaha... this is awesome. The dude is hilarious. I haven't read it all yet and I don't understand what causes the bloat but trust me, I can feel it. I'm like a Third World internet user. This is very interesting to me. -
2016-03-02 at 11:05 AM UTC in Someone smart explain to me what a superdelegate is/does, pl0xDoesn't really matter, Trump is going all the way and there's nothing the dems can do about it
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2016-03-02 at 11:02 AM UTC in Try to make me madI fucked Ashley in her tight 14yo asshole, she told me she loves me so I slapped her and came on her face
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2016-03-02 at 11 AM UTC in Someone explain this shitI'm going to gang rape you with Tyrone while darkhunter watches and and masturbates
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2016-03-02 at 10:55 AM UTC in Help me improve my spambot.Nice work, you seem to be getting pretty good with python.
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2016-03-02 at 10:43 AM UTC in The website obesity crisishttp://idlewords.com/talks/website_obesity.htm
This is a good read and the author effectively eloquates most of the problems I have with modern web development.
TL;DR Third party ad networks, chickenshit minimalism and overbuilding the web have resulted in the average page size growing to a staggering 3MB and it's only getting worse. -
2016-03-02 at 10:42 AM UTC in Try to make me mad
not mad
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2016-03-02 at 9:59 AM UTC in ATTN: Dissociator HAPPY SPACE BIRTHDAYHappy birthday, bro! Celebrate yourself for me.
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2016-03-02 at 9:32 AM UTC in I killed Mark
Mom jokes? Really? Yeah, I'm just going to refer to you Snoopy.
Wow, how mad are you, man? -
2016-03-02 at 8:19 AM UTC in I read my own writing over and overI do it too. I got into the habit on adderall/vyvanse when I'd write essays in the youtube comments. I got a real hard on for rhetoric and making things sound as punchy and respectable as possible that just never went away.
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2016-03-02 at 8:13 AM UTC in Corrupt a WishSo, if you don't know how this works, the first person makes a wish. The next poster grants that wish, but corrupts that wish so it's somehow shitty and makes their own wish for the next poster to corrupt. For instance, "I want to live forever" -> "Granted, but you're trapped in a landslide and live forever; slowly going insane while you're buried in the rubble for eternity."
Simple, right?
I wish I was a beautiful woman. -
2016-03-02 at 6:07 AM UTC in Sploo was in my dream last nightWell one thing weird that happened last night was I ate nutmeg and went to sleep before it kicked in but I distinctly remember experiencing a dream seemed to emerge into consciousness while still being a dream, so maybe I astral projected. When's your b-day, I need to make you a meme-interlaced bday card like I did in my shamby thread, you've already been designated as trianglist 3 but I can't find Frankmeth on FB
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2016-03-02 at 5:57 AM UTC in Someone explain this shitThat you found IN PRISON
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2016-03-02 at 5:56 AM UTC in Someone explain this shitTaking out a battery is a metaphor for removing a vibrating phone from your colon
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2016-03-02 at 5:50 AM UTC in Someone explain this shit
I read the post to see if there was anything worthwhile besides instructions on phone operation. You dumped your GF's purse into a lake for no reason basically, which is luls but also borders on faggotry. That's like something a 2 year old would do, and I can say this because I've smeared MY DAD IS A CHILD MOLESTER on the walls in ketchup before. I bet you did it because you wanted to write a post about it, and then when you posted you're liek "so today i…", to act like being a brain damaged toddler is your go-to resting state. It's not, it's mine, you get no cool points from me.
what the fuck are you going on about. Batteries are a metaphor for neurotransmitters functioning properly -
2016-03-02 at 5:45 AM UTC in Someone explain this shit
I have an iphone
I stopped reading right here
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2016-03-02 at 5:41 AM UTC in Has anyone ever been banned here?So, how soon do you think personal drone armies will be a thing? It's going to be argued that some people will need them for security and they'll probably be regulated
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2016-03-02 at 5:40 AM UTC in roshambyAnd that root consciousness particle may exist outside of the body, and hovers around it, like a mythological halo. Which would explain the out of body experiences caused by dissociatives.
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2016-03-02 at 5:36 AM UTC in roshamby
So what's the symbology behind his hat being a triangle?
Well it's a party hat but if you want to be mad deep you can say it's a "consciousness" particle akin to a "god particle" but only for an individuals perception, i.e. the root of all perception within a nervous system, and the triangle spreading out from the original point symbolizes the development of mental structures starting in a 1 dimensional plane, developing into a 2 dimensional space, and being exponentiated/fractalized/freebased as a persona who's neurological predispositions are written in the face -
2016-03-02 at 5:32 AM UTC in Someone explain this shit
I just type because I lyke 2 type about bullshit. An audience isn't important, your post just reminded how bawws I am. It was mostly about ho control
I read the post to see if there was anything worthwhile besides instructions on phone operation. You dumped your GF's purse into a lake for no reason basically, which is luls but also borders on faggotry. That's like something a 2 year old would do, and I can say this because I've smeared MY DAD IS A CHILD MOLESTER on the walls in ketchup before. I bet you did it because you wanted to write a post about it, and then when you posted you're liek "so today i...", to act like being a brain damaged toddler is your go-to resting state. It's not, it's mine, you get no cool points from me.