Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-03 at 3:43 AM UTC in Try to make me mad
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   The world smallest violin would fit the worlds smallest tommy gun pew pew Pew pew
2. 2016-03-03 at 3:42 AM UTC in My Top Three Best Books of 2016
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   And trashed
3. 2016-03-03 at 3:42 AM UTC in My Top Three Best Books of 2016
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   u wot m8

   
   
   Check out my friend Dahmer on Google books its bretty gud
4. 2016-03-03 at 3:40 AM UTC in Injecting sepsis into an abcess
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   R u Avin a giggle m888∆∆∆Π
5. 2016-03-03 at 3:39 AM UTC in unstable matter's self esteem at an all time low
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   Literally sploo
6. 2016-03-03 at 3:38 AM UTC in Someone explain this shit
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   I saw you in my bundy trip
7. 2016-03-03 at 3:35 AM UTC in Donald Trump Admits That He Loves The Users Of This Site!!!!!
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   Too bad he lost Alaska and a few other states too. For shame scronaldo for shame
8. 2016-03-03 at 2:16 AM UTC in Injecting sepsis into an abcess
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   Tryptophobia gets me rock solid
9. 2016-03-03 at 1:14 AM UTC in unstable matter's self esteem at an all time low
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   He's one of my favorite posters. I'm pretty sure he's aware of the existential irony (?) he is displaying. That's his gimmick, bruh.
10. 2016-03-03 at 12:58 AM UTC in Try to make me mad
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    I fucked

    
    this would traumatize a girl more than i ever could intentionally
11. 2016-03-03 at 12:55 AM UTC in My Top Three Best Books of 2016
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    Here RiSR, check out The Wasp Factory before you become a drone.
    
    http://amzn.to/21EEkf2
    
    It's like 200 pages and a light read. It's also interesting. It's about a delinquent boy who grows up on an island with his mad scientist father and crazy brother. I found it interesting. Also it's like $9.

    We have talked about it before. It was actually the first thing we have talked about. Outstanding book. It starts with one of my favorite opening lines. Yes, great book.
12. 2016-03-03 at 12:21 AM UTC in Has anyone ever been banned here?
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    I used to hang out with a bunch of girls who watched that fucking shit show OC California. What does OC stand for in this context?
13. 2016-03-03 at 12:16 AM UTC in ATTN: Dissociator HAPPY SPACE BIRTHDAY
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    I see two sploos. Who's the main character up there?

    This.
14. 2016-03-02 at 11:56 PM UTC in My Top Three Best Books of 2016
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    Hey, thanks for reminding me about Hogg. I haven't read that one yet.
    
    I haven't read anything not work related this year so I'd have to chose between commercial code, civil code, unfair competition act, some shitty books about accountancy and economics. That's it. I'm becoming a drone. I put my interests aside for this dogshit so I fucking hope I'll figure out how to make this work so I have more time to read. Fuck that.
15. 2016-03-02 at 10:54 PM UTC in College should be way easier for how much it costs
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    college is easy as fuck
16. 2016-03-02 at 10:52 PM UTC in unstable matter's self esteem at an all time low
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    seriously, what the fuck is up with this guy? literally every single post made by him is some long ass story about how he supposedly fucked a bunch of different girls and did a bunch of drugs, even if it has nothing to do with the topic at hand. is he literally that desperate for people to think he's a cool dude who can get laid? his stories sound like they came from a fat 13 year old kid who just smoked his first cigarette and now thinks hes the hardest kid in the 8th grade.
    
    we can all have sex and do drugs (ok most of us), your stories aren't impressive. the fact that you're at least in your late 20's and exhibiting this type of behavior is probably the most pathetic thing i have ever seen on here or any other site. get a fuckin life
17. 2016-03-02 at 10:46 PM UTC in Someone explain this shit
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    I did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
    
    The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored.

    
    
    jesus christ, ive never seen a more desperate cry for attention. you remind me of this nerdy bitch in one of my classes who just cant seem to bear with the fact that she isnt the center of the universe constantly, and she has to yell out "IM TIIIIRED" in this whiny voice every 10 minutes when the professor is lecturing just to make people notice her
18. 2016-03-02 at 10:05 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    The site looks alright. Will do some research to see if it's a honeypot. I'm out for now.
19. 2016-03-02 at 9:57 PM UTC in Someone explain this shit
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    I'm going to gang rape you with Tyrone while darkhunter watches and and masturbates

    Look at you, so excited about this gay fantasy that you start stuttering, haha. "an an an and and the then you pupuput you didick in my ass!".
20. 2016-03-02 at 9:51 PM UTC in The website obesity crisis
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    Bump. This is interesting. I want you tech guys to talk about this.