Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-12-23 at 9:38 AM UTC in Things are severely disturbing me
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny How do people write these things without getting the irony here?

   
   Oh God thank you. Is this thread serious?
2. 2016-12-23 at 9:31 AM UTC in Since men can never hit women...
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   What if we COULD mess with chromosomes? There's a whole lot of bullshit involved with genetics and DNA, so let's ignore ALL OF THAT and focus simply on the implication this would have on the whole gender/sex construct. If you could have surgery to fix all your parts,and... whatever they would do to fix your DNA, would this be accepted? Would you guys consider somebody who underwent this process to be whatever the process claims to make them?
3. 2016-12-23 at 9:26 AM UTC in I still love his muslim ass
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   I will never understand why some women think its a good idea to bathe in makeup.
4. 2016-12-23 at 9:24 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
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   The first trick is in finding a woman who *can* motivate you. One who pushes you to be a better person. Someone you can be with for years and never quite grow sick of. These people exist, but if you're a piece of shit scumbag like most of you are, you'll never find such a woman because they're all off dating more productive, awesome people.
   
   The second trick is to not have kids. Ever.
5. 2016-12-23 at 9:18 AM UTC in That feeling when you discuss your drug history with somebody for the first time
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   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I mean if you had a falling-out over something else, and said co-worker went and told on me for using drugs to get back at me

   
   Alright, but still, why would you hang around with people who would do that kind of shit? Even if you don't tell them you use drugs, vindictive people like that are just no good to be around in general.
   
   It's also a bad idea to put yourself in bad terms with a co-worker.
6. 2016-12-23 at 9:04 AM UTC in How to learn to cook meth Part 1 - The Shake and Bake.
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   Yes. Anything lye works
7. 2016-12-23 at 9:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   WHERES THE MONEY!!?!?!?
8. 2016-12-23 at 9:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   WHERES THE MONEY!!
9. 2016-12-23 at 5:03 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
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10. 2016-12-23 at 4:41 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker Y'all niggas need a women.
    
    A good woman is a helluva motivator.

    
    No female is this much fun
    
    
11. 2016-12-23 at 4:39 AM UTC in hi
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    i like you tiger gif profile pic better
12. 2016-12-23 at 4:39 AM UTC in is midnite
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    lets party
13. 2016-12-23 at 4:38 AM UTC in runnign drugs on canada to usa from lake ary
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    Originally posted by bling bling noob how am just taeking a leagal boat ride in canada water

    
    Everything is illegal in Canada except gay marriage.
14. 2016-12-23 at 4:38 AM UTC in A man walks into a church with an ak-47
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra a muslim walks into a gay bar
    
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    I also like the variation
    
    a muslim walks into a gay bar
    
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15. 2016-12-23 at 4:36 AM UTC in A man walks into a church with an ak-47
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    SHOTS FOR EVERYONE
    
    
16. 2016-12-23 at 4:36 AM UTC in A man walks into a church with an ak-47
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17. 2016-12-23 at 4:29 AM UTC in A man walks into a church with an ak-47
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    This is a joke I just remembered. I actually came up with it shortly after 9/11 because all the MUH TURRISM! going on. I remember telling it to my dad in the pew. Be ready to cringe.
    
    A man walks into a church with an AK-47. He walks to the pulpit and tells the congregation that anyone not willing to die for christ may leave. After a number of people leave he turns to the priest and says "I got all the non believers out for you".
    
    What the fuck is wrong with me to think that would be a good joke? Or that my dad would appreciate it? Or that it would be fitting to tell in church?
18. 2016-12-23 at 4:02 AM UTC in I've become so bored I've started browsing 4chan again
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 13579 HTS

    
    
    That one.
19. 2016-12-23 at 3:39 AM UTC in If a dick only passes semen, would it get infected or anything?
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    Press down really hard on your perineum while you cum and you don't have to worry about cleanup or blockage
20. 2016-12-23 at 3:38 AM UTC in It must suck to be afraid of Muslims
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    Originally posted by reject I don't entirely agree with the left-right political thing.
    
    Like, I have left wing beliefs but I also think transgenderism is a mental illness and the Holocaust didn't happen, both beliefs would get me lynched by the left.
    
    Altho "belief" is the wrong word for something which is true

    
    I have what I would consider an even split of "left wing ideas" and "right wing ideas"
    
    But all I ever get from liberals is "you voted for Trump? Never speak to me again."
    
    And all I ever get from the right is "you don't support Israel? Never speak to me again."