A man walks into a church with an ak-47

1. 2016-12-23 at 4:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is a joke I just remembered. I actually came up with it shortly after 9/11 because all the MUH TURRISM! going on. I remember telling it to my dad in the pew. Be ready to cringe.
   
   A man walks into a church with an AK-47. He walks to the pulpit and tells the congregation that anyone not willing to die for christ may leave. After a number of people leave he turns to the priest and says "I got all the non believers out for you".
   
   What the fuck is wrong with me to think that would be a good joke? Or that my dad would appreciate it? Or that it would be fitting to tell in church?
2. 2016-12-23 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   a muslim walks into a gay bar
   
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3. 2016-12-23 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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4. 2016-12-23 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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5. 2016-12-23 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra a muslim walks into a gay bar
   
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   I also like the variation
   
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6. 2016-12-23 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   oh fuck I hate that song
7. 2023-10-18 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   full circle