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2016-12-24 at 12:41 AM UTC in Will people think I took it the @ss if I'm limping?Not but now that you made this thread thats always what I will be thinking.
In other news my boss has been limping for 2 weeks. She must like dat anal -
2016-12-24 at 12:20 AM UTC in Will people think I took it the @ss if I'm limping?I banged my foot (my small toes specifically) really hard on the corner of a wall today so I got to limp. Will people think "lol fag"?
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2016-12-23 at 11:20 PM UTC in Are there any non-majoritarian theists here?
Originally posted by Discount Whore Christianity is the construct of man. How can you honestly worship a deity believing that this particular set of books is canon and true, while there are numerous apocrypha which have been cast out. How can you follow the NKJ bible but throw out the NIV? I mean it's ridiculous really. I'm all for believing in deities and all, don't get me wrong, it bothers me none.
I'm just flabbergasted is all, that there are so many people who don't care about where their religious text is actually coming from. I mean it's supposed to detail the way you should live your pious life, no? Seems pretty fucking important to me.
I'm Christian but the level of complacency and stupidity I see in most other Christians, coupled with a lack of drive to even do any research on the history of the Bible, beliefs, the other religious texts from the time, etc seriously bothers me.
Most of them seem to go to church just to see friends or to call attention to themselves (especially during praise and worship) and they spend most of the service on Facebook and shit
And the numerous proven translation errors and king James' personal biases found their way into the English translation of the Bible, but again that goes back to above.
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2016-12-23 at 11:15 PM UTC in Since men can never hit women...
Originally posted by Merlin You're picking one singular and somewhat valid albeit silly remark and using it to discredit all arguments. And the reason is because normalizing it does open Pandora's box. Don't get me wrong "your body your rules", people should be allowed to take whatever drugs and perform whatever modifications they want, that doesn't mean I'm going to encourage it or pretend it's not ridiculous. Another real example is people that want to be trans-disabled. If I purposely and without reason have my legs amputated should I expect people to pander to me to accomodate my new lifestyle? After all "I didn't identify as an able bodied person". People would think I was a lunatic and rightfully so.
Not to mention that these people cant make babies
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2016-12-23 at 10:37 PM UTC in Fuck it, I'm gonna go commit a robbery or a break in tonight.
Originally posted by mmQ What are you saying? You said you suck at being a criminal if you've ever been caught. Then you said you're not the best ever criminal if you've ever been caught. Which is it, maannnnn?
The former, because there are people who have never been caught. Making them better than someone who's been caught -
2016-12-23 at 9:43 PM UTC in Oh shit, I broke my phoneMy galaxy S4 is starting to mess up and I will probably just get another S4
You can buy a brand new one for like $150 -
2016-12-23 at 8:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Too big for lanny's taut hole, just click on it. -
2016-12-23 at 7:47 PM UTC in Come home and the first thing out of my son's mouth...
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2016-12-23 at 7:45 PM UTC in I still love his muslim assI have knives that aren't as sharp as those eyebrows.
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2016-12-23 at 7:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by reject Going into town today was absolute fucking hell. I hate people. I hate people even more at Christmas.
Next year I'm converting to Islam and not doing Christmas
If you're converting to Islam at least try to be a little more creative than a truck. -
2016-12-23 at 7:41 PM UTC in ohk i unhack steam nowThank you bling bling. I'd play Arma 2 or 1 with you but I fucking suck. Can't run Arma 3.
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2016-12-23 at 7:38 PM UTC in I want to write a novel
Originally posted by Ajax Very nice. Thanks. My idea has fizzled a bit lately as I've been focusing my spare time in researching investments. Now that I've made some decision and set some things up, maybe I can get some creative juices flowing again.
Related to the topic, and a question that I think you've already answered, did you outline your general thoughts and story arcs or did you just write and then organize everything later?
Well I have a folder called junk_ideas where I write down anything that I feel like and separate it out. Usually this is no more than a few paragraphs so its not a problem. If I decide to take one of those ideas and turn it into something more, I do outline my thoughts, but I try not to keep it so strict besides the outline of the story, which will and should change but it's important not to lose focus.
It can all seem really intimidating though, I know. I did say to just write but doing that within an outline is how you become productive, at least for me anyway. And I still end up scrapping entire scenes which can stretch multiple pages very often. -
2016-12-23 at 6:33 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionGoing into town today was absolute fucking hell. I hate people. I hate people even more at Christmas.
Next year I'm converting to Islam and not doing Christmas -
2016-12-23 at 3:10 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionOkay here's my day... Haven't slept cuz WHERES THE MONEY!!!!!!! AT the bank at 5am cuz WHERES THE MONEY!!! I try to go in to use the machine and some fucking spic wetback Mexican is mopping the bloody carpet and WONT FUCKING MOVE!!!! I nearly Broke the mop over his dumb head.
I withdrawal so much cash that i can't even close my wallet.. The machine only dispenses 20's not 50's or 100's.
On my way home I try to pick up some cola at the store except its hidden behind the sprite in a corner with a CLOTHES RACK selling marijuana shirts right up against it and I fucking knock it over.
Managed to go home and sleep till 7. Woke up tried to pay my phone bill but the mobile company website crashed and burned as soon as I use it.
So now I have no WiFi all day.
I spent 15 minutes trying to make a payment... Spilled a gallon of milk rushing out he door.. Missed my bus..
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2016-12-23 at 2:31 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionjiowfn8ojrgjweg9t90ef9093tvj93gvj923rvj9j9wegvj99methniojgiodjiorjioerjriojiogjrgiojrjiogrjiogjorijoigjrogjgijoigjrioejgoerjgoerjgerogjeriogjrigjrgiojgioejrgiojgrgjeriogjerogi
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AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO ADD DATA YOUR WEBSITE FUCKS UP TOO!!!!1 YOU HAVE FAILED TO EARN MY MONEY MULTIPLE TIMES... USELESS FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU COVERAGE IN WIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCKS!!!!!!
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2016-12-23 at 2:17 PM UTC in Things are severely disturbing meYou're a fucking retard
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2016-12-23 at 1:25 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI don't know what the government was trying to achieve with the new packets cos I prefer them to the branded packs. The dark green/almost black is far more stylish. Even the rizla packs you get with backy are the plain dark colour
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2016-12-23 at 11:29 AM UTC in I want to write a novelBill@Gates.com
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2016-12-23 at 11:28 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
Originally posted by mmQ NIGGER I AM TRIGGERED.
I make pizza rolls in the oven, occasionally. Don't fuck with me. A boy can enjoy pizza rolls. I inquired about their GODDAMNED BURSTING.
Perhaps this is a problem exclusive to fat FUCKS. -
2016-12-23 at 11:04 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting openWrap them in cellophane first
