Thanks for gathering folks. I am now going to draw a random sex offender out of this hat.
It's you.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Life fucks us all raw with no lube sometimes and it's best not to try too hard to make "sense" of any of it because you'll just drive yourself insane
Today I'm thinking more and more about giving less and less of fucks. I say hashtag yolo now and then to be silly but the more I think about it, the more it really actually makes sense.
Like, seriously, who gives a shit ? Just do whatever because you're gonna die and it doesn't matter how smart or cool you were when you were alive. Literally nobody will care after a little while and it doesnt matter anyway.
Norm MacDonald is dead and he was the best person in the world. Lol. What am I even talking about?
I'm gonna have a fun day today I gotta go to Grumpy's birthday party. It's my weekend to do whatever I want and I'm gonna do it. Hrmph!
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I don't hate anyone. Butts.
You're just you Matt. As I am me.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
/Heart emoji goes here
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
It's spelled the way I say it is MOTHER FUCKER
besides, whats wrong with Burt's Bees? I put that stuff of my dry skin and it feels slappy happy ointment good.
This is the same reason you thought Caesars Palace was getting demolished. You just read something and then decide what you want it to be, lol, even if it's completely wrong.
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Spend ALL OF YOUR MONEY to constantly rent one of those
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2022-02-04 at 10:04 PM UTC
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PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Um didn't I read something earlier about MMQ being chill and The Dalai Lama something…then this thread.
This was from a while back. I'm a completely changed man and have found divine enlightenment. And if I use angry words on the internet, rest assured I am peacefully typing them with a smile and they do not reflect my eternal state of bliss.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You could have sucked the water out. No excuses, please.
Or I can just buy some chewy watermelon candies. Or gum. They used to have this big gumball HUB at our main mall that had watermelon gumballs that looked like actual watermelons from the outside. I'm sure y'all know what I'm talking about. Those were a good time. Stuffing a handful inside your mouth and just making a big ole GLOB that you could hardly chew.
Bubblicious made good watermelon gum too, we used to buy the 5 packs from the gas station when we was kidz and eat the whole pack at once. They had a competition on WILD AND CRAZY KIDS on Nickelodeon where the two teams each had to chew up as much gum as they could in a certain period of time and then make a big pile and try to have it weigh the most. Needless to say I was quite jelly of those kids.
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Originally posted by G
Wait, I'm behind on my Wren files, you looking for extra/better income or did you lose your former gig ?!
Both. I quit my former gig. Late nights working around a bar full of obnoxious DRUNKARDS. I can HAMDLE it but it just gets old and gives me anxiety. I gotta be drunk myself or just mad all night and I'm trying not to be a drunk anymore (as often and especially not at work) so I had to remove myself from the job. I need something more professional and this is probably as close as I'll get for now, until I decide to fucking learn something new for myself.
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On a positive note for myself, just got a call back from the hospital jarb I interviewed for on Wednesday. Offered me the job with benefits and sign on bonus and quite a bit more than I've ever made before. I sure hope it doesn't completely suck ass because it seems awesome on paper.
Also it's not like a huge industrial kitchen serving tons of patients and visitors, it's just a smaller hospital with a set number of patients so she said it's way layed back and less stressful, plus the main hospital does the bulk cooking and pre-portions a lot of the stuff so it's just kind of set up and ready to go for us. We just have to be ORGANIZED and that's like my forte at work. A nice neat organized work space. And there's only a few other cooks so I don't have to talk to people all day long and can work more independently which I much prefer. I am happy, for now.
Thanks
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
There is not best of both worlds though…there is the breast and then is the nigga parts…you're clearly biased because of your black uncle.
I'm talking exclusively the "nigger parts." Who the fuck goes out and orders a chicken breast anyway? They should call that the FAGGOT part.
"Yes I'd like a plain chicken breast served just so, dry please, with a sprig of parsley and a meager portion of lightly steamed broccoli on the side, also no butter, and a club soda. Do you mind if I sit here at this table all afternoon and play solitaire? Ok great thanks."
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I just went and re-took the first two vaccine shots. Shits got me feeling like fucking HERCULES. Nevermind the little tail that's starting to grow behind me or those little eye-looking things forming in a ring around my ankles, Im on top of the world!!
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That's pretty kewl of you man. #respek
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They both have their appealing points. The legs are more fun to gnaw around like caveman style, really makes me feel manly and primitive like I'm eating a big ham on the bone, but DEM FLATS are easier to get all the meats off of and it's oddly satisfying snapping the bone and unfurling the wing in it's entirety.
That's why a real man doesn't ask for one or the other like a little BITCH he takes the best of both worlds and enjoys the hodge podge of satisfactions.
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Originally posted by G
I asked my server Bert(?!) if he had any watermelon for a side, he turned beet red & exclaimed "WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND 'ROUND HERE !".
I've reconsidered and I'm just gonna wear a ski mask and go there right before close and burn him alive in his own oven.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Really though you dodged a bullet, I'm sure you already know those are the worst kind of dickheads to work for in the food industry.
Oh fo sho. It still pissed me off of course but at the same time I had to remind myself that if he's that much of a dick to a complete stranger looking for a job, I can only imagine how much of an asshole he is to actually work for.
I scrolled through the reviews and there were actually a handful of others that pointed out how rude he was too, which made me smile.
I'm over it now. Left my one angry detailed review and that's that. It's too cold to go out of my way to go over there and do anything but Im still considering calling in a big pick-up order of their most expensive stuff and just not showing up.
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2022-01-27 at 12:50 AM UTC
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PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Sounds like the owner was immediately threatened by your beauty and personality…you can't blame a nigga for that.
Oh I can and I will. They even deleted my initial bad review (which could only be seen if you actually clicked on 'reviews', which rarely even happens[they get like one review every 4 months])
So now I'm gonna just paste them to their main page where every can see them in plain sight and I'm gonna intensify the complainyness and let the WORLD know that they delete bad reviews because they're ashamed and can't handle criticism.
I'm considering also making some really shitty food plates with like bugs and hair in them and taking close up shots and pretending that they're pictures from the restaurant.
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2022-02-04 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Do you get aggravated easily?
I have personally never been aggravated or upset in my entire life. I am basically the embodiment of peace, serenity, and calmness. Everyone I meet thinks that I must be the 15th Dalai Lama until I get a chance to take them aside and explain to them that I'm just a regular non-religious figure who just happens to coincidentally embody all the traits of a Tibetan monk.
Live laugh love was inspired by me and when I go outdoors I cause clouds and rain to disappear into thin air, replaced by blue skies, sunshine, a perfect 72° F temperature, and a unique yet well orchestrated chorus of bird chips that resonate throughout the lands.
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Don't do that. Repost that shit somewhere else. In fact make a wariat super thread to repost all his shit in to keep it contained somewhere for the authorities. Just not my threads pls.
Thank you
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