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2022-02-05 at 1:55 PM UTC in Mmq tolerates me becuz he finds me entertaining at times, but deep down he hates my guts...I don't hate anyone. Butts.
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2022-02-05 at 12:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 11 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's spelled the way I say it is MOTHER FUCKER
besides, whats wrong with Burt's Bees? I put that stuff of my dry skin and it feels slappy happy ointment good.
This is the same reason you thought Caesars Palace was getting demolished. You just read something and then decide what you want it to be, lol, even if it's completely wrong. -
2022-02-04 at 11:55 PM UTC in How terribly hard is it to just add a dishwasher??Spend ALL OF YOUR MONEY to constantly rent one of thoseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 10:04 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um didn't I read something earlier about MMQ being chill and The Dalai Lama something…then this thread.
This was from a while back. I'm a completely changed man and have found divine enlightenment. And if I use angry words on the internet, rest assured I am peacefully typing them with a smile and they do not reflect my eternal state of bliss.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-05 at 12:33 AM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have sucked the water out. No excuses, please.
Or I can just buy some chewy watermelon candies. Or gum. They used to have this big gumball HUB at our main mall that had watermelon gumballs that looked like actual watermelons from the outside. I'm sure y'all know what I'm talking about. Those were a good time. Stuffing a handful inside your mouth and just making a big ole GLOB that you could hardly chew.
Bubblicious made good watermelon gum too, we used to buy the 5 packs from the gas station when we was kidz and eat the whole pack at once. They had a competition on WILD AND CRAZY KIDS on Nickelodeon where the two teams each had to chew up as much gum as they could in a certain period of time and then make a big pile and try to have it weigh the most. Needless to say I was quite jelly of those kids. -
2022-02-04 at 10:09 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by G Wait, I'm behind on my Wren files, you looking for extra/better income or did you lose your former gig ?!
Both. I quit my former gig. Late nights working around a bar full of obnoxious DRUNKARDS. I can HAMDLE it but it just gets old and gives me anxiety. I gotta be drunk myself or just mad all night and I'm trying not to be a drunk anymore (as often and especially not at work) so I had to remove myself from the job. I need something more professional and this is probably as close as I'll get for now, until I decide to fucking learn something new for myself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 10:02 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..On a positive note for myself, just got a call back from the hospital jarb I interviewed for on Wednesday. Offered me the job with benefits and sign on bonus and quite a bit more than I've ever made before. I sure hope it doesn't completely suck ass because it seems awesome on paper.
Also it's not like a huge industrial kitchen serving tons of patients and visitors, it's just a smaller hospital with a set number of patients so she said it's way layed back and less stressful, plus the main hospital does the bulk cooking and pre-portions a lot of the stuff so it's just kind of set up and ready to go for us. We just have to be ORGANIZED and that's like my forte at work. A nice neat organized work space. And there's only a few other cooks so I don't have to talk to people all day long and can work more independently which I much prefer. I am happy, for now.
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2022-02-04 at 8:09 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is not best of both worlds though…there is the breast and then is the nigga parts…you're clearly biased because of your black uncle.
I'm talking exclusively the "nigger parts." Who the fuck goes out and orders a chicken breast anyway? They should call that the FAGGOT part.
"Yes I'd like a plain chicken breast served just so, dry please, with a sprig of parsley and a meager portion of lightly steamed broccoli on the side, also no butter, and a club soda. Do you mind if I sit here at this table all afternoon and play solitaire? Ok great thanks."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 7:15 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I just went and re-took the first two vaccine shots. Shits got me feeling like fucking HERCULES. Nevermind the little tail that's starting to grow behind me or those little eye-looking things forming in a ring around my ankles, Im on top of the world!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 9:58 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..That's pretty kewl of you man. #respekThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 7:18 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestThey both have their appealing points. The legs are more fun to gnaw around like caveman style, really makes me feel manly and primitive like I'm eating a big ham on the bone, but DEM FLATS are easier to get all the meats off of and it's oddly satisfying snapping the bone and unfurling the wing in it's entirety.
That's why a real man doesn't ask for one or the other like a little BITCH he takes the best of both worlds and enjoys the hodge podge of satisfactions.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 8 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 7:38 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Originally posted by Solstice Really though you dodged a bullet, I'm sure you already know those are the worst kind of dickheads to work for in the food industry.
Oh fo sho. It still pissed me off of course but at the same time I had to remind myself that if he's that much of a dick to a complete stranger looking for a job, I can only imagine how much of an asshole he is to actually work for.
I scrolled through the reviews and there were actually a handful of others that pointed out how rude he was too, which made me smile.
I'm over it now. Left my one angry detailed review and that's that. It's too cold to go out of my way to go over there and do anything but Im still considering calling in a big pick-up order of their most expensive stuff and just not showing up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 12:50 AM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like the owner was immediately threatened by your beauty and personality…you can't blame a nigga for that.
Oh I can and I will. They even deleted my initial bad review (which could only be seen if you actually clicked on 'reviews', which rarely even happens[they get like one review every 4 months])
So now I'm gonna just paste them to their main page where every can see them in plain sight and I'm gonna intensify the complainyness and let the WORLD know that they delete bad reviews because they're ashamed and can't handle criticism.
I'm considering also making some really shitty food plates with like bugs and hair in them and taking close up shots and pretending that they're pictures from the restaurant.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 5:40 PM UTC in Do you get aggravated easily?I have personally never been aggravated or upset in my entire life. I am basically the embodiment of peace, serenity, and calmness. Everyone I meet thinks that I must be the 15th Dalai Lama until I get a chance to take them aside and explain to them that I'm just a regular non-religious figure who just happens to coincidentally embody all the traits of a Tibetan monk.
Live laugh love was inspired by me and when I go outdoors I cause clouds and rain to disappear into thin air, replaced by blue skies, sunshine, a perfect 72° F temperature, and a unique yet well orchestrated chorus of bird chips that resonate throughout the lands. -
2022-01-27 at 1:54 AM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!Don't do that. Repost that shit somewhere else. In fact make a wariat super thread to repost all his shit in to keep it contained somewhere for the authorities. Just not my threads pls.
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2022-01-25 at 11:10 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!I went to apply at this little mom and pop type joint down the road for some potential side income, after seeing a job listing from the same day (today) online. Also when I got there there was a homemade sign on the door saying they were hiring and the for what positions.
Well it just so happens to be cold and windy outside as it often does here and when I walked in, the door didn't close shut behind me and I didn't notice, so I approached the counter where BERT, the husband co-owner, looked at me ANGRILY and TOLD me "hey, close that door."
He didn't fucking smile, or laugh, or politely ASK, he DEMANDED IT. So, fine, whatever. I'm the better person so I politely apologized and said oh yeah if course, sorry man I didn't even notice *small chuckle.*
Anyway there's nobody in the restaurant. Not one fucking customer, and he SIGHS and asks, "just ONE?" as in is it just me eating.
I said "well actually I am just here in response to your online job listing, just wanted to apply and see what you were looking for really. I have tons of experience."
It's very common for me to just get hired on the spot at places like this for that very reason. Well not here.
Then he just got mad again and sort of muttered "yeah I think we already filled all the positions" and I sort of hesitated and said "really? All of them?" Because it said they were hiring for cooks, dishwashers, prep cook, server... And he says YEP.
So he was obviously lying as the listing was from the same fucking day and I know they didn't get a shit ton of people just suddenly sprinting in there to apply. He just didn't like me or something because I left his stupid fucking door open on accident.
Well he missed out on my BOAT LOAD of experience and say what you will but I'm an amazing cook/kitchen worker, and I do a good job, I'm efficient, I stay busy, and I'm smart enough to maintain my composure better than some fucking random kids.. but anyway. I hate this guy now.
So, what I'm doing is making a whole bunch of fake Facebook profiles and I'm gonna run his rating down to 1 star and leave a shit ton of bad reviews on their business page, from all sorts of different people young and old all different walks of life, ALL of them each having has their own unique, HORRIBLE experiences there.
This guy I just created, LAROLD, well he has traveled the WORLD and been to THOUSANDS of little mom & pop joints like this but this one here was FAR AND AWAY the worst experience he has EVER had. And that's just the first guy.
Stupid FUCK!!
If you have any suggestions or little blurbs I can copy and paste as fake reviews, feel free to help Wren out. Tee hee. It's just a little restaurant lunch type joint that closes at 2pm every day. All the other bad reviews talk about how their biscuits and gravy taste sour and almost rancid so if you do decide to write up a quick little fake review for me, keep that in mind.
Thank you!
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2022-02-04 at 6:44 PM UTC in the girl SWIM wants is a lesbian>dating exclusively girls since high school
>wonders if it's a college lesbian phase
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2022-02-04 at 6:41 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestFuck, seriously man? You want me to dig through the bag and pick out all the FLATS? Fuck that you get what I give you. Begone!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
