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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What a powerfully wholesome moment of connection we just experienced. I can't stop semening.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Fuck you! Kill yourself you autistic FAGGOT!*"

    *with advanced deep clean sensor
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah in fact you don't have to wash jack shit if you just SMASH all your dishes into the garbage and throw em away.

    There, I did the stupid dishes you stupid nagging fucking BITCH!!!!!!1111
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    https://www.mobileconceptsinc.com/dishwashing/mobile-dishwashing-trailers
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant What do you mean we will never know?

    1. All the trimmings, condiments, or accompaniments that are desired or considered standard for a particular dish. Often spelled or pronounced colloquially as "fixins" or "fixin's." My mom said she'd cook a big ham with all the fixings for Christmas dinner.

    I don't like that. It's fix-ins with a hyphen. The end.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Prewashing is a catalyst for crystallization…the food hardens on the dish and so makes it more difficult to wash in the machine…

    Yeah I kinda figured, without looking it up mind you, that this might be the only way to make sense of it. "they get cleaner when they're dirtier because there's more dirt per Capita to clean."

    I'll allow it, but under duress, as an already mostly clean dish doesn't need a bunch of EXTRA crystallization to get the HARD TO CLEAN dirties, because you already eliminated the hard to clean dirties in the pre-wash.

    I wonder if cascade says on their product, 'for maximum effectiveness, prior to loading dishes in the dish racks, take as much extra food from your garbage or household and smear it on your already dirtied plates, in order to achieve maximum cleanliness results.'

    Or an actual visual example of a mostly clean plate and a much dirtier plate, side by side, being washed under the exact same conditions with the same water, same temp, same pressure, same time, and same detergent.

    Thanks!
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai RIP

    this actually hurt. dude was handsome, smart, funny… just had too hard a life, with a handicap too hard for him to overcome. it's honestly a travesty that i outlived him. he could have done so much cool shit. he could have had a good life. fuckk.

    Just live your best life in honor of him, and achieve so much that you can look back an at least take some solace in knowing there's no way that he could ever have achieved what you ultimately did, and thus giving the proper justification to his relatively young death.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Where do you want to put it

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready there is both literally and figuratively WRONG in that statement.

    Maybe a Jesus like Proverb.. however Jesus wouldn't set such an example due to the fact that stealing is a violation of one of the 10 commandments.

    No there isn't.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    STOLEN WINGS PAY MY GROCERY BILLS

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley What do you consider all the best fixings

    I like onion, relish, saurkraut, yellow or brown mustard,

    sometimes horse radish mixed mayo if I have no kraut

    I just said I had all the fix-ins to try and make it obvious I was talking about the sausage/food and making a dumb pun joke thing. I guess it didn't work as intended.

    I don't like "fix-ins" really at all. Not the standard ones anyway. If given the opportunity, when having a brat (which I also pronounce BROT (bra t-sound) and I think pretty much everyone does), I'll add ketchup, hot sauce, and flaming hot Cheetos or cheddar jalapeno Cheetos if possible, otherwise any chips are fine. I just like the crunchy factor.

    I am extremely picky and I dislike many foods and condiments and things of that nature. Mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes, etc. None of that for me ever. If i eat tacos it's shell, meat, cheese, hot sauce, and I guess some lettuce is ok. Never anything else. Sour cream, olives, refried beans, GET THEM AWAY. REBUKE!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Any aftermath/hospital pics?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Regular m&ms are still the best. I'm speaking as a peanut m&m lover. Every once in a while I get a regular brown packet of m&m and realize all over again that they are perfect just the way they are. Thin candy shell that slowly melt in your mouth to reveal a delicious melty chocolate filling that has been semi liquefied by the time you break through. I can eat 2 of the rectangle packets in one sitting.

    Peanut m and EMS are not good.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ah sea

    Why aren't you sleeping in this morning? Relax a little.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's true what the people above me are saying. You're actually a gay person if you use a dishwasher. Just do your own dishes and do them properly it doesn't even take that long. This is coming from a depressed man who showed a picture of his unwashed dishes the other day.

    Just wash your stupid dishes.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm mildly intoxicated in an obscure town in Minnesota.

    Thank you
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Snailed it.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung If i wasn't such a condescending prick you wud like me more. I need to be kinder to posters.

    You are you. You will never change.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am unable to open my balcony door as it's seemingly frozen shut. I just put all my weight against it angrily to try and open it and I fell over, unable to do it. I laughed.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Do you like peanut butter m&Ms?

    Yes. I haven't had an eminem in quite a hwhile but I do like the peanut butter ones.
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