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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He was best known for his "disappearing female assistant" trick, in which his objectively attractive adolescent female assistant would disappear on stage right before the audience's eyes, NEVER be seen again. Its said he performed this trick over 9,000 times with 9,000 different assistants. He stayed in character 24 hours a day and it's still questioned and theorized amongst modern magicians how he pulled it off or if he truly was, well... magic.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    spectral is most certainly thinking of Henry Box Brown, world renowned African American magician

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We're talking about Queen Latifah right ?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "when you work together with others as a team"
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    /thread
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How I nailed my video interview today when she asked me what's my favorite meal to prepare and I said frozen pizza. Got her laughing out loud game over 2 EZ
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That makes it funnier
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SAY THEIR NAMES
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    2005.. I think I was out drinking smoking fucking and doing cRiMe$ I didn't have time for internet shenanigans too busy hashtag yoloing.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat how is she wrong?



    Originally posted by frala You tell us what you think the Holocaust was about.

    Originally posted by frala
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I think we all have an equal chance of having a gay baby or retarded baby.

    I'm scared of it and that's why I haven't had a kid yet fr

    Yeah that's why I'm not having kids and never wanted to. Well not that exactly but just the fact that they could even die in some devestating accident and I'd have to be all extra sad and "live with it" for the rest of my life.. I'd just rather not risk it.

    Oh and the whole being able to do whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want to, that's been pretty nice too I think I'll just keep doing that.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why you’re attacking me and not Bradley

    Piece of advice: ignore
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's not wrong because I didn't make it up.

    Its just sad to see Ceasars go,

    It is wrong and you did make it up. Thats why you arent able to provide one single link to the source of your fake claim. Instead of getting offended, just fucking admit you were wrong, lol. Why is that so difficult?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's a selfie too. Get it while it's rare.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah, doing meth is about as good as you'll ever feel ever.

    Apparently you never got your 100% math test back at the same time as everyone else in 3rd grade Mrs. Hallock's class and she announced out loud you were the only one to get a perfect score.

    Damn it felt good to be a gangsta
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Las Vegas Strip is changing yet again, as Caesars Entertainment announced it’s transforming Bally’s Las Vegas Hotel & Casino into the Horseshoe Las Vegas.

    Set to be completed by the end of the year, Bally’s will undergo a transformation that includes a new exterior, new food and entertainment options — including a venture called Ole Red from country star and “The Voice” judge Blake Shelton — and a “reimagined” casino floor and public areas. The hotel portion of the resort will stay the same.


    When work on the project begins this spring, the updates will bring a western feel to the Strip, replacing the Bally’s motif with “handcrafted feeling” signature elements of the Horseshoe brand. Details like horseshoe iconography, tooled leather and big bouts of dramatic color will be on display throughout the property, Caesars Entertainment said in a statement.

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready The replacement will be called Ceasar Bally's.

    The Las Vegas Strip is changing yet again, as Caesars Entertainment announced it’s transforming Bally’s Las Vegas Hotel & Casino into the Horseshoe Las Vegas.

    They're not demolishing anything.

    Quick Mix did you ever the game TELEPHONE as a child? First person whispers a sentence into the next persons ear and they whisper it to the next, and so on and so on until the last person says out loud what they heard and it's almost always comically different than the original sentence?

    I imagine you playing that, but you're the 2nd person, and it goes like this:


    1st person: "I really like turtles and told my mom I hope Santa Claus gets me one for Christmas, I would named it Leonardo and take it for walks. Haha"

    You, the 2nd person: "I hate animals and nobody believes me that they're not as cute as they seem. Ive been having weird dreams and my cereal tastes funny I think it's because our milk is bad. Hmmm."

    Annnndd scene.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny There’s always jenkem

    Ever been so desperate to get high you went to a outdoor festival porta potty 3 days after leftover from the show just to hopefully catch a WHIFF?

    Me. Either. Bro
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pretty much split the fairway with that one
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Gi we’re clever.

    I kata say, I like your style.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ill take a chop at it

    That makes sensei
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