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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pal Bundy for secretary of shoe sale defense.

    Ban me.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR What's surge? A bowl full of cum?


    Don't patronize me. It's a cup full.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He just claimed to be a massive faggot in some other thread. That's what Enter is now. From legitimate edgy zoklet poster to raging cock lover in a matter of two years. Not that I'm judging; I'm on the verge of killing myself.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vizier
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whiny victims scared of immigrants. And they say the leftists are softened pussies. Ha!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wallet chain
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bill Krozby I just said I wondered about those things. I didn't say that that's probably what happened. I didn't say that referring to us as stallions was wrong; I wanted to know what it's all about. I'm one of the most positive guys in space despite the world of shit that I live in.

    Yes you're correct technically it is still double penetration. We all knew what I meant. Neither of us fucked her ass and our cock and balls never had to make any contact with one another. I guess if that's lame then that's lame. I hope you have better luck with yours and may there be much interaction between all of your respective genitalia. I'll be rooting for you, silently, from afar. Think of me while your two cocks are sliding against each other. Remember my smiling face and my pink beanie. :D

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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the holy ghost I said once a day

    You're not a multi-vitamin.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dollar store headphones? Best? Handful into your pocket brand.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Qualia buddy. I have so incredibly much more experience fighting than you it makes me laugh.

    I actually got dropped by a single punch before and came back while getting kicked in the face. Then I stood up and continued fighting. I didn't win that one but I didn't lose, either. We actually had some words after the fight.

    You're a Mexican midget and I got like 100 lbs on you. I'd ragdoll you.

    Have you ever felt a punch by a man, Malice? I honestly think I could end a fight with you by just kicking your leg once. There are things you can't pick up from reading books or doing deadlifts.


    Do you have money? I'll fight you if you pay for my flight upfront and if you win I'll refund you. We film everything, too.


    I've always sort of pictured you as our community's Kimbo Slice, minus the nigger part and the being dead part.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    talk about cuckin ur self


    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-11-23T00:45:40.199309+00:00

    where'd you find a picture of bagel?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Sorry, I never read your posts.

    That's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. GTFO
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    FUCKING AWESOME THREAD, SWIM. You don't get to come here and get insight on bad ideas having contributed nothing yourself you sad sack of selfish SHIT. I'm tired of your kind. You want a favor, bitch? Then fucking earn it. Until then, don't show your username around here you raggedy ass motherfucker.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Light your face on fire and jump into a wood chipper
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought pussies punched people in the back of their head. I don't know I'm a lover not a fighter. I'm a people helper.

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hear ya m8. You get in a rut and it gets harder and harder to get out of, despite your best intentions. Millions of people who have killed themselves can attest to this. All the advice in the world means jack shit if your mental capabilities don't allow you to feel joy, motivation, passion, etc. It's like being underneath a slowly sinking ship and trying as a little single human to tug it upward, hold it afloat. It becomes more exhausting as the time goes on and the effort seems more and more futile.

    Sometimes, I feel too lethargic to even click on a new tab to listen to music, or refill the water container in my fridge which would take me 30 seconds. I procrastinate and make excuses. Everything seems like a major task. I've been on the opposite end of this before and I can only hope to get there again, and I hope the same for you actor as it's always been apparent you are a good dude with a curious mind and a quaint sense of humor. You are, unlike many... genuine, and that is one of my favorite qualities. Not self-righteous, not condescending.

    We need happy pills.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes but light tower is two words. What a boring post of mine. I'm laying here correcting a non-native English speaker's grammar. I'm so sorry risir. I'm so sorry, everyone. I wish I had an island so I could be completely alone.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Stagnation of the mind. One would assume you'd be 6 months ahead of yourself by now but no.

    2 months forward, 3 months back

    FUCK THE SUN. LONG LIVE THE BEAST
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd like you more if you were a big juicy cheeseburger.



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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember that, from the fern. Timeless classic.
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