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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    english fail.


    voluntary action = want.

    carrying a gun and then say you dont want to shoot people with it is just as gay as taking it in the ass and then saying you dont want to be gay just because you took it in the ass.

    This is cringe even for you.

    Do you get life insurance because you want to die?

    Do you buy Pepto Bismol because you want to have diarrhea?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've decided for Halloween this year I'm gonna hand out huge oversized razorblades with apples hidden inside.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Wow, look at high dollar here, to proud to eat shit for a few bucks.

    *too (since we're all correcting spelling errors today)

    I'm being offered $$ to GIVE my shit away for wariat to eat. I'm too proud to even allow THAT.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ten moves into the game you would trade queens?

    I will do it as soon as possible if it benefits me (prevents my opponent from being able to castle). When it does happen in my games, it usually happens in the first 5 or 6 moves honestly. Later on, if you're up even any small margin of material, it usually makes sense to trade of equal material as often as possible.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No. He used a chess computer against me. No normal player would sacrifice his queen to my queen near the beginning of the game, not having a clue of the benefit, but that's what he did.

    I do that all the time, honestly. If it's an option, its the preferred move, even by high level chess engines. Particularly when my opponent can only recapture my queen with his king, preventing him from castling. It simplifies the game dramatically and ensures his king will likely be stuck more toward the center of the board unless he wants to waste a bunch of moves trying to get it to a SAFE SPACE.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop DMing me offering me $$ to eat my shit. Eat your own shit if you want to eat shit so badly.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian REPORTED.

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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know a person who knows a person who nose a person I get them for free, just get a little sister who's best friends with the manager easy free smoothies for life not to mention panera bread
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by totse2118 lets keep it tropical fuys

    I'm finna go to Tropical Smoothie right meow and get me dat Paradise Point nawmsayin
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There should be a store called No If Ands or Buts where you can purchase anything in the world other than if ands or buts. Like you could purchase a butt, but not a but, for example.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dance like nobody's watching

    Sing like nobody's listening and

    Fuck like a goddamn retard
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To: Candy
    From: Wren

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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    no they wouldn't. ask any girl with huge tits and the vast majority of them would love to have them reduced. back pain and bra shopping and just generally more baggage to carry around.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    forum drama forum drama call the drama police wee-oooooh weeeee-ooooooooooh
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did a few days of community service at our local DAKOTA BOYS RANCH thrift store. The back of that place is just a huge warehouse with about a thousand shelves all filled with the dumbest shit you could imagine. Like, they don't turn down anything that people bring in, and people are constantly bringing in just boxes and bags of almost literal shit.

    I think they must have had like 18,000 various retarded Christmas decorations that literally nobody is ever going to even consider buying. And somehow we're supposed sort through all of it and decide which shelving area it belongs with to sit on for the next three decades.

    It was basically like a huge episode of hoarders with tiny little paths carved out to walk through to get to all the mounds of garbage.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I hit the report button once a long time ago on accident. Seems pretty cucky.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nigs gonna Nog

    yessir

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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You could get a can of bear mace and just look for any excuse to use it. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go to youtube to watch people who got maced during altercations and it's always funny.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian I remember seeing a video a few years back of a convenience store robbery/shooting…basically the robber and the store guy shooting at each other point blank range multiple times and NO ONE getting hit

    Must be why cops always seem to empty their magazines when shooting at a suspect ten feet away from them, rolling away in a wheelchair.
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