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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Day drinking in Belize with a few select people.

    Or just successfully getting into a getaway vehicle after robbing some random bank for at least a few million dollars.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    std1 has been poring over all available data available through the world wide web for the last 28 hours straight, still yet unable to come up with one single thing

    Interesting
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Idk what to say, I'm trying to keep stimulated. She is my rock, fuck dem otha niggas

    No, she isn't. Go play some wordle or read your phone book.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Right on cue. I always thought I was good at deflecting but I have now met the MASTER.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson STL is never going to admit his boy is a fucking retard.

    Sad but true. The funny part is that you know that deep down, even stL knows it's true, despite his unwillingness to admit it. So behind every single post he makes, this small part of him has to hold in that shame. It absolutely eats him up inside because he can't do anything about it now that he's dug himself in so deep.

    Yes, he would still prefer Biden because 'never Trump' but that's as far as his reasoning goes. I've asked him multiple times to expound on actual reasons he supports Biden or approves of what he's doing, without mentioning Trump, and he is unable. It tells you everything you need to know.

    He will ignore this too, or just once again double down on his stupidity. I guarantee it.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard! I think I'm either make or order 9,000 super crispy wings for le superb owl. I will share maybe 8 of them.

    GIMME DEM FLATS.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    so sad thoughts and prayers
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo You should read "capital" by Thomas piketty, it's right there under your mattress next to the old hustlers and base glove

    I put it in my THINGS category on colornotes. Thank you. 😊

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 80lbs heavier though with all that commissary money the simps will be sending her.

    That's a lot of pounds of food to eat in one night bro
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about a salary cap on individuals? Like once you make 250 million you can't keep making more? Do you think that would be bad?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley Appreciate it I was holding on as tight as I could.

    THANKS FOR BEING IN MY CAPITAL LETTER ASSHOLE BRAD
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Authorities say the unknown person ( thought to be a woman in her trauma diaper ) is going around to toilets ( mostly portable ) and shoutong "is ANYONE HOMEEEEE!?!?!" while she violently shakes and pulls on the door overpowering the plastic latch and when she rips the door open to reveal a toilet user she calls them a sick fuck and tells them to wash they're hands and serves them with a fake and black dildo from the court. She just tossed it into they're lowered trousers

    Authorities have put a 500 dollar reward payable by crime stompers for anyone who can wrestle her down when she breaks onto you're toilet

    What happened next ?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jamie FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Lee Curtis
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He was smart to not come back. Or come once a year like Kristy Kay.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where is RISIR
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive G-anus

    Slim anus, damn right slim anus. At least I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna have nightmares

    I genuinely think I had a sleep paralysis moment the other night.

    It was so fucking awesome. I can hardly explain it but I tried screaming out loud and I couldn't even do it.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I do fresh air, it's really pure too. Not like that diluted shit you get in city centres.

    Filthy whore bags?

    If you're really getting high on fresh air I'll allow it and increase your dose please to four fresh airs a day. And one fresh prince of Bel Aire
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if Casper ever buys a tallboy and the clerk rings it up and says "hehe, tallboy for the tall boy huh? Ahahahahahaha."

    I wonder if that ever happened
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